Things we learned from Yugioh Abridged

[MidnightMelody]

1.Kaiba loves screwing the rules due too him haveing money.
2.Card Games can be hazardous too your health.
3.Mai's boobs are not fake.
4.The only people who rep the USA are Rebbecca Hawkins,Bandit Keith,Pegasus and Jean Claude Magnum!

 

[thunderblade12]

1. LittleKuriboh has about the same amount of talent as the entire 4kids staff.
2. Animes which involve kids playing with cards and making friendship speeches is much better with a touch of western comedy.
3. BROOKLYN RAGE!

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[hello moto]

In America!

 

[Dattebayo]

1. This isn't the first time Mokuba was kidnapped.
2. Teddy Bears are psychotic.
3. The zombie kid can speak english the whole time.
4. Bakura has fangirls, lots and lots of fangirls.
5. Bandit Keith's real name is Steve.

 

[PokemonHero]

1. 4Kids is plotting to take over the world.
2. Yami/Atem can do whatever the hell he wants because he's voiced by Dan Green.
3. Kaiba has a dragon fetish.
4. Mako's a freaky fish guy. *Gets harpooned*
5. Harpoons really hurt! *Collapses from blood loss*

 

[Patches-Kun]

1.Joey likes surprise buttsex.
2.With Joey around, it's never a surprise.
3.Weevil thinks Pegasus is a hot chick.
4.No one knows how to actually play Duel Monsters.

 

[uber gon]

1. Rex and Weevil should ALWAYS sound like Beavis and Butthead.
2. Parents don't really care if kids leave somewhere.
3. Seto needs to get laid. Seriously.

 

[Magneman]

1. Tristan's voice gives him super strength.
2. Child-grabbing classes can come in handy.
3. You shouldn't assume someone is gay just because they carry around a gaydar.
4. Friendship is the greatest thing in the world!
5. Everybody on this show is a f*****g duelist!

 

[darkgamerGS]

1. Attention duelists! My hair has more character than the rest of me.
2. No, Bakura can't be in this episode.
3. Your voice can give you super strength.
4. Faaaaaaaaanservice must be provided to both genders.
5. Brains.
6. Brains!
7. Brains...
8. When speaking to Bandit Keith, you must speak American. It's the only language he knows.
9. Joey's a furry.
10. There is a possibility Kaiba's father is either Brock, HeavyDDR, or King Dedede.
11. Pegasus knows girls named Steve.

 

[RagTag]

1. Mai's breasts are enormous
2. Anytime is a good time to take over the world
3. Rex & Weevil hate AMVs
4. You have to be an adult to win at a children's card game.

 

[Kikas123]

1. That thing is Zorc's wily.
2. Bandit Keith was really Canadian.
3. The opposite of America is France.
4. Pegasus, it's time for your sponge bath.
5. Zombie boy has the voice of a zombie angel.
6. All underground duels must begin with the singing of the American National Anthem... IN AMERICA
7. That guy likes to talk about America a lot.
8. That guy likes to talk about his hair a lot.
9. They should have got the invisible tank.

 

[Pharos]

"My voice gives me super strength!"

"Holy sh*t, it actually does!"

 

[trixie08]

1. Attention duelists!! My hair is (insert whatever else he says)
2. Kaiba sounds like Brock from Pokemon! lol
3. Tea must always make friendship speeches.
4. Pegasus thinks he is the most beautiful person he ever laid eyes on.
5. All minions must be named Steve!
6. Jagshemesh! My name is Shadi!

 

[Tim the turtle]

and above all, never leave your beaver unguarded.

 

[mimefan]

Joey can only beat Bandit Keith... In America.

 

[Nightlingbolt]

Bandit Keith will take every chance he can get to assrape you... IN AMERICA!!! *Skully the imaginary Dusknoir bops me on the head.*

For those who care, Skully the imaginary Dusknoir lives in a Dusk Ball, has a Quirky nature, and hates to lose. Seriously. I played tic-tac-toe with him and won, and he Will-o-Wisped the paper and then Dark Pulsed the ashes. Then he proceeded to toss Ash Ketchum around with Psychic. Man, that thing has issues.

 

[SnorlaxInSlacks]

The real thing I learned was that I was an idiot for spending $3 a month on these stupid peices of cardboard.

 

[Patches-Kun]

Those child grabbing classes were worth every penny.
Yugi left his beaver exposed.
According to Kaiba, once you've seen one beaver, you've seen them all.

 

[SBaby]

Abridged series' are often dubbed better than the original dub.
Kaiba has money.
Bandit Keith thinks everything is In America!
Rex and Weevil should have been voiced by Mike Judge.

 

[Patches-Kun]

The Duelist Kingdom Tournament is absolutely FABULOUS!
Pegasus died the way he lived, in the arms of another man.
Weevil's favorite movie is Joe's Apartment.