Things You Can't Do?

[Profesco]

We need some cheering up around here, so let's list all the ways in which we fail. Also, I'm bored.

I can't snap or whistle. I can't do cartwheels. I can't lie without breaking into a huge grin.

What can't you do?

 

[Noctourniquet]

inb4 I can't believe it's not butter.

I can't look at your sig without giggling.

Or eat chocolate. Sad life. ;_;

 

[foxyman1167]

I can't stop holding grudges.

I can't lie with a straight face to my mother =/

I can't stop procrastinating.

 

[Katipunero]

I can't whistle, I can't do cartwheels, I can't eat bubblegum, and can't do a bunch other stuff but most importantly I can't stop playing Serebii

 

[Lbsweet96]

I CAN'T QUIT YOU ENNIS!


...or something along those lines.

I can't quit this percocet, I can't eat without drinking stuff.

 

[Wigglytuff FTW!]

I can't blow bubbles with bubble gum,
I can't move my toes individually, they all have to move at once,
and I can't find Waldo.

 

[BlitzBlast]

Can't tie my shoes, whistle, or bake.

Working on it though.

 

[hitoshura0]

I can't wink with my right eye, I can't fold my tongue, I can't hang tags, and I can't stay sober past beer 1 1/2.

 

[Lbsweet96]

Can't tie my shoes

Oh, that's one of those things I'm inexplicably bad at >_< I can never get it just right so that it stays for more than half an hour.

 

[Grei]

I can't whistle at all, and I can't catch a ball very well.

 

[Spookz]

I can't ride a bike.. or drive for that matter. Transportation fail on my part.

 

[intergalactic platypus]

I can't ride a bike because when I was like 4 I crashed into the neighbors garage door on my training-wheel bike and got a lot of cuts and bruises. Ever since then I've had a mortal fear of bikes and I panicked whenever I tried to ride one

 

[Mr. Joker]

I can't snap or whistle.

(h5)


.....(h)


I can't look at the pic thread w/o loling.

 

[ianflowforever]

The list of things I cannot do is pretty much the same length as my list of things I can do.

The length of each, is around infinite.

 

[kochoupink]

I can't fly

 

[Super Saiyan 3 Goku]

Can't snap, can't whistle, I epicly failed to ride a bike as a kid, so can't do it today. Can't drive, (Yet >_<) My middle finger and Ring finger always want to move at once, never separately.

:-/

 

[Senkou]

I can't swim, lol.
Well actually I could swim, but then mom forbid my siblings and I from ever swimming again, due to my younger brother flipping over, and had his head underwater lol.

 

[hitoshura0]

I can't fit into a size 7 shoe nor a size 8 shoe. I can't see writing from a far distance.

Isn't that why there are 7 1/2 size shoes? Also, glasses, you may need them.

Although, I also can't ride a bike, I don't know how to play spades or hearts, and I can't spend more than an hour in a casino without drinking or going into a nervous breakdown.

 

[Lorde]

I can't love

In all honesty, I can't do cartwheels, I can't cook, I can't ride a bike, I can't swim, and I can't sing.

 

[snare]

Oh dear, oh my... Well, I for one can't do most of the things that have been mentioned...I feel so lousy!

Profesco, you bum, you said this was supposed to cheer us up!