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Things You Can't Do?

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Wigglytuff FTW!

Oh hi thar
I can't stand it when people walk too slow and I can't pass them!
I also can't fly,
I can't write well with my left or my right hand (and I'm a lefty),
I can't not play Pokemon (oh, snap, double negative!),
I can't pull an all-nighter even with energy drinks,
I can't stand people who are stupid, ignorant, slow, or any other synonym,
and I can't listen to any rap music without almost yelling "will some one turn that crap off?! It's disgusting!"
 
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hitoshura0

Well-Known Member
KartWheelyGirl said:
I take 8 1/2 in shoes, and I already wear glasses.

I can't stand it when teachers talk super slow. Hurry up and say a sentence, will you?
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Curse you differing ranges!

I also can't get sea sick, but I can throw up at sea if I'm food poisoned.
I can't fly.
I can't shoot a gun accurately irl or in a video game.
 
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Aquadon

TCG Trainer
I have butterfingers, so I can hardly catch. There are some things I could comment that I can't do, but I'm not sure that's for this thread. Other things I can't do just don't come to mind.
 
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Dattebayo

Banned
I can't swim, I can't play Guitar Hero nor Rock Band, I can't look at people into the eye when talking to them, I can't make good counter arguments against fans of certain franchises, I can't ride a bike nor a motorcycle, I can't survive a day without using the internet, I can't draw arm and leg positions, I can't draw hands and feet well, I can't stand wiggers, I can't stand extremists and anti theists, I can't take everything as a joke, I can't make a good valid opinion, and I can't eat food that looks bad on the outside.
 
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Agonist

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oh, and i can't be nice to stupid people

I can't swim, I can't play Guitar Hero nor Rock Band, I can't look at people into the eye when talking to them, I can't make good counter arguments against fans of certain franchises, I can't ride a bike nor a motorcycle, I can't survive a day without using the internet, I can't draw arm and leg positions, I can't draw hands and feet well, I can't stand wiggers, I can't stand extremists and anti theists, I can't take everything as a joke, I can't make a good valid opinion, and I can't eat food that looks bad on the outside.
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....wow you suck(chew)
 
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Profesco

gone gently
snare said:
Oh dear, oh my... Well, I for one can't do most of the things that have been mentioned...I feel so lousy!

Profesco, you bum, you said this was supposed to cheer us up!
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Laughing at losers who can't do things you can do is a great way to cheer yourself up.

KartWheelyGirl said:
By attempting to think of things you can't do, you end up thinking of what you can do. Thus, thinking about what you can do, will cheer you up. Also, it shows you that you're not the only one who can't do certain things, so you don't need to feel bad, b/c you're not the only one.
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Or there's that, yeah. ^_^;


I can't care about things.
 
C

Cipher

Nothing to be done
I can't whistle. I can't roll my tongue (or my 'r's). I can't jump.

I can't commit myself to writing papers earlier than three in the morning.
 
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rekreatur

Well-Known Member
I can't swim, do anything gymnastics related, rap, raise one eyebrow, care when thousands of people unrelated to me die, smile/laugh withough looking retarded, look people in the eyes when I'm talking to them. And a lot of other things.
 
Ichi

Ichi

swagswagswagswagswag
As much as I want to, I can't deny Pokemon
I can't deny Bob Ross
I can't play most 3D video games like TF2 or L4D for more than 2 hours (but I'll be damned if I don't try)
I can't stop playing video games, actually
I can't whistle
I can do this with my left hand but not with my right
I can't feign interest in the mornings (see above)
I can't conquer my bogus sleeping habits

The end
 
M

Mandi.

3:
I can't whistle.
I can't snap my fingers.
I can't hold in my laughter to save my life. (this one is really bad haha. I must walk away if i can!! D: )
I can't do something without checking it a million times to see if I did it right.

OH. I can't not cry when someone asks me if I'm ok when I'm not. ;-; I HATE IT. LIKE STOP THEY KNOW ROFL.
 
Sonic Boom

Sonic Boom

@JohanSSB4 Twitter
I can't whistle with my fingers in my mouth.
I can't concentrate.
I can't not procrastinate.
I can't fold my tongue on its right side.
I can't handstand.
I can't fly.
I can't hold conversations.
I can't force myself to eat. Blame my low body weight on that.

Among other things.
 
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barath

Well-Known Member
I can't sing well [ everyone starts running off if i start singing ]
I can't finish a game without referring to its walkthrough atleast once [ includes pokemon games too]
I can't live without my mobile
I can't stop staring at gals even if i dont want to
 
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Umbreon-dana

Phat Philanthropist
*takes breath of oxygen machine*

I can’t grow some wings and fly around the sky
I can’t run around the hood acting like I’m fly
I can’t watch Twilight without bursting out in laughs
…and I can’t help but chuckle at toppled over giraffes

When listening to my music, I can’t help but sing
I can’t succeed at a good baseball swing
For the love of god, I can’t finish anything I…uh, drew
That’s something I can’t do
I’d have to admit that rhyming is getting kind of hard
I guess I’m sort of a hip-hop retard
Sometimes when watching chick-flicks I can’t hold myself back
It ends up on my blog along with complaints about the new Mac

I’ll admit that I’m not perfect
In fact, I’m kind of wrecked
But I can take pride in the fact
That at least when I fall it isn’t a celestial impact
(Oh god, that was so dorky, no wonder you can’t get laid)
Shut up, you asshole, for this I’m getting paid
(This is the only job you could do, you two-bit hack)
At least I can wait until I’m in private to give myself a whack

I can’t fathom why you folks are negative to so many things, like
New games that haven’t hit the shelf, or the Third Reich
(A quick disclaimer, that was just for the sake of rhymes)
(As we haven’t supported the Nazis, not even one time)
(Except for Inglorious Basterds, which was a damned good show)
(I have to admit that this song has a surprisingly good flow)
I can’t understand why the trolls here are so bad
It really makes me kind of sad
And another thing before we get off this subject
I don’t get why they get so much respect
It just doesn’t make any sense
And it makes you guys look kind of dense

I’ll admit that I’m not perfect
In fact, I’m kind of wrecked
But I can take pride in the fact
That at least when I fall it isn’t a celestial impact
(Oh god, that was so dorky, no wonder you can’t get laid)
Shut up, you asshole, for this I’m getting paid
(This is the only job you could do, you two-bit hack)
At least I can wait until I’m in private to give myself a whack

And while I can’t ride a bike, or get a fucking Mew
I’m just glad that I’m not you
And while I don’t watch Glee
I can at least take solace that I can count past three
And while I can’t argue with you, in fear I’d laugh to hard and piss my pants
At least I don’t have testicular implants
And while I can’t jump more than two inches off the ground
At least I can speak proper English, despite how my usage is profound
And while I’m asked by leprechauns to burn things,
At least I have just one "thing"

I’ll admit that I’m not perfect
In fact, I’m kind of wrecked
But I can take pride in the fact
That at least when I fall it isn’t a celestial impact
(Oh god, that was so dorky, no wonder you can’t get laid)
Shut up, you asshole, for this I’m getting paid
(This is the only job you could do, you two-bit hack)
At least I can wait until I’m in private to give myself a whack
 
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Deleted member 133172

Guest
I can't...

Sing.

Dance

Cartwheel

Do the splits

wake up

eat ice cream without getting an ice cream beard.

finish this list
 
J

Janovy

Banned
I can't snap my fingers, blow a gum bubble and I can't swim. Oh, and I can't dance nor sing.

Way to boost my mood ;)
 
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Silver_Seoul

Well-Known Member
I can't blow a bubble with Gum.

I can't tie my shoes. (Pathetic, right? I just tuck the laces in or wear laceless shoes.)

Some say I can't do a cartwheel, even after I show them, so I feel that I can't do that either...

I definitely can't sing. I can dance, kind of.

I can not LIVE without my cell phone by my side. >___>;

Can't curl my tongue...

Can't ride a bike. ;___;
 
S.Suikun

S.Suikun

Thank you, SPPf! :)
Part of me wants to laugh because I can do half the things you people can't.
Part of me wants to cry because I can't do the other half of the things you people can't.

I can't tie a knot. My mom has tried to teach me since I was like 5, so that's an epic fail on my part and an epic waste of time on her part.
 
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SparklingMistral

The #1 Remus Lupin f
I can't do a lot of things. It's a horribly long list. I suppose I'll give you a whistle.

I can't whistle, despite the many times that I've tried.
I can't draw anything that isn't a stick figure.
I can't text without a QWERTY keyboard without difficulty.
I can't roll my tongue.
I can't do a cartwheel.

That's all I can really think of.
 
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