Things you did as a child that got you in trouble

[Darkmagiciangirl]

When I was little I couldn't stand being rejected, so when I wanted to play with my kitten I locked her away in drawers and trapped her in a laundry basket. That was very mean of me and I came into so much trouble. But I've grown up, so anytime somebody ignores- I just make as if I'm strangling them, release my clenced fists then releases it thus relaxing my muscles and calming down, thus it's all good.

 

[Hubous]

Another time I grabed my mums phone and stuck it in the washer and when she put the clothes, she didn't notice until she wondered where her phone was and I told her. I said "Mummy, I put your black noisy thing in the thingy that cleans clothes".

 

[Dax]

I used to steal things from stores and my mom. I stole 20 dollars from her purse once and she caught me. I was born to be a criminal.

I also loved to play with my dog by throwing from far away to the couch ( because I thought it wouldn't hurt him) but once I threw him and he landed on the floor. Never did it again.

You know my punishments were never that bad, though.

 

[Weez1990]

-Bunked off school many times.
-Accidentally scratched a neighbour's new car with the handlebars of my bike. I ran away before they knew about it.
-Dumped cold water over all the trick-or-treaters on Hallowe'en when they knocked on the door (my bedroom window is right over the doorway of my house, providing easy access)
-Egged a neighbour's house on Hallowe'en (but they started it first by throwing plastic bags of urine on our doorstep)
-Stole a chocolate egg from the supermarket (and got away with it)
-Climbed a tree in the school playground

I was an idiot when I was younger

 

[Profesco]

Ahh, let's see. Once upon a time in the days of my toddlerhood, I discovered the lovely metallic echo made when stone strikes automobile. On the way out for a ride around town, I threw a rock at my mom's boyfriend's car. He noticed, and threatened me with, "Hey! Just let me see you do that again!" I was so afraid of the anger in his voice that, wishing only to appease him, I let him see me do it again.

 

[Tabby Catty]

Well, when I was 8, I would often get in trouble with my teachers when I had no idea what I did wrong. You see, I am a very literal thinker so I would have a hard time following rules and directions.

An example would be when I got into trouble for being told to kiss a boy when a kid on the playground told me to and I was sent to a room in the principals office and told not to leave the room... well, I didn't leave the room, but I peed on the floor because I really had to go and I was told not to leave the room.

Of course, the principal was furious. I had to stay in there the whole day now so I decided to build stuff from the things on the principal's desk because I happened to be bored and got into even more trouble...

 

[Riversong]

-Stole a stuffed frog from a furniture story. It was used as part of a display with a bunk bed, not for sale. My mom found out that same day, but I didn't get in real trouble. I felt so guilty after that though, I haven't stolen anything since.

-Cut off part of my -former- cat's whisker with scissors.

-In 1st grade, I smacked a kid in the face because he kept annoying me. He was notorious for misbehaving, having his own desk on the other side of the room.

-Put pet fish in my dollhouse's bathtub. Probably traumatized them.

-Plenty of instances where I had mock fights with my cousins (horseplay like Grei said). We never really got in trouble for it despite receiving scratches and bruises.

-1st grade again, I was hanging on the monkey bars and kicked at some boy who was telling me to get off. I ran as soon as he left to go tell on me. Wasn't caught.

 

[JD]

I remember whenever my parents would get a cup of coffee I'd always take a sip or two of it whenever they were not around and they'd get all annoyed. I also remember...uhm peeing on the toilet bowl when I was like 3.(something tells me I should have left that out.)

 

[If U Seek Amy]

Once there was this kid I hated. And at the after school daycare he was also there. So one day, I decided that I would mess him up while he rode his tricycle. (They were these cheap plasticy metal tiny bikes they had there) While we were outside and rode around, I rode mine up to his. And I drove my petal over his and he flipped over. He then hit the back of his head on the concrete and broke part of his skull. He was rushed to the ER and had staples. (Sadly he is fine now...)

Good thing I didn't get in trouble. I played innocent saying it was an accident and he came towards me.

 

[Kingsley]

I remember one time i was trying to be cute and stole a stuffed animal from the mall when i was like 6. My mom flipped ****.

 

[If U Seek Amy]

My brother stole movie DVD from Target. It was funny since he held it under his T-shirt and there was a box like object there. Then the alarm went off and when he wouldn't hand the movie over to the workers without crying his balls off, my mom ended up having to buy it. He was 4 years old. I know it wasn't me, but eh.

 

[Kuraikarasu]

worse I ever did was kick this kid's a** in 6th grade i got in trouble but ohh it was gratifing

 

[Firefury12]

hmm lets see biting my best friend because he dared me
nearly running over a guy at the go cart track
oh ya cursing out this girl out loud after she called me ***
when i was younger i dropped a carton of eggs on the floor
eating all the easter candy at like 3 am when i was 5
bashing a kid's head against the window after he punched me in 5th grade

 

[mitchman_93]

-Threw rocks at kids who I deemed uncool. Of course that's how I met my best friend...
-Opened a hole in the yard fence to connect my backyard with his(best friends) backyard.
-I would throw snow at cars....of course it was part ice....
-The said yard would have holes. LOTS OF HOLES. My mom gave up on gardening round me being 7 years old.
-My grandma somehow survived all the panic attacks she had from being afraid that I would get hurt. Sad thing is she was the one who usually got hurt.

 

[Megaton666]

Watching porn, mainly.

 

[Geekachu]

Once in the shower, I thought it would be a cool idea to make a mini swimming pool by keeping my foot on the drain. Unfortunately, it didn't work too well. The water seeped through the shower door and dripped down to the ground floor. It made a bit of a mess.

My mother of course, was more angry than a bull in a red towel shop, especially since we were going on holiday the next day.

 

[xsedr]

I never really did anything that bad; no fights, violence, destruction. I never swore in front of my parents or said anything that wasn't nice and correct (would have been murdered horribly for that, yeah, they're that kind of parent). There was one time in Grade 9 when some random *****hole thought it would be funny to get two friends and tell the principle that I had said I was going to kill him (which I probably had, jokingly, you know, like every person that age does). Naturally everyone took it so seriously, I had talks from everyone in the office, my mom spent a few nights crying and didn't want to talk to me for awhile. My dad and step dad, as well as some other people I knew realized how stupid it all was.

 

[If U Seek Amy]

Okay, once there was this guy in my class who was over-sensitive about himself and his family. But he was also mean towards others, so he could dish it out, but couldn't take it. He was insulting my favorite video game character saying Samus was gay. I took it jokingly, and then also jokingly said that, "So is yo mama!" And he took it really harshly.

He then told his own mom, who made a big deal out of it. She called the principal and everything who already hated me. Me and my family were just like, "LOLWUT?"

 

[SnugNBouncy]

I never really got in too much trouble... other than prank phone calls to pizza places. I got several threats for them to arrest me hehe woops...

 

[Mrs Mime]

I used to steal Kinder Eggs from the supermarket. I got very good at it, but I decided to stop. I'm glad I did!