I must object, your honor. As can be plainly seen, my username and 'About Me' page on my profile indicates that I am not this octoboy, but a user named bobandbill. Our signatures, avatars and profile url are also different. Furthermore, I do not bear any similarities to an octopus such as having eight tentacles; in fact, I do not even have one. Nor am I a boy - true, I may be male in gender, but a young adult in age, not a boy.
On an unrelated matter, the next poster is guilty of having a poor taste in music.