This is Court, defend yourself!

[Billy Mays]

OBJECTION! Pinkie Pie was the one who tried to befriend a donkey, I was merely a witness!

 

[Nightfall_]

Objection, you did not accuse me of anything.

I accuse NP of looking at my post.

 

[Squiddly Dee]

Well, I only did it because the voices told me to! They're the ones you should blame!

NP, how dare you! You ate all the lemon drops! Now I can't go to cat planet!

 

[Primal Crusader V]

OBJECTION!Only ninjas eat lemon drops! And you, ma'am, are not a ninja! I blame NP for killing them all by hiring Samurai's! This is a disgrace!!

 

[disposable_heroes]

Objection! Ninjas have far more superior abilities in stealth and swordsmanship than their Samurai counterparts!

But, you have stolen the Samurott idols from the local temple!

 

[briguin]

In my defense, I mistook them for Growlithe. Probably because I had Illusion Glasses glued to me.

I accuse the next person for the crime of being who they are.

 

[Pir8Heart]

No contest, can't do anything about that.

But you, however... Mind explaining why that gun's in your pocket?

 

[briguin]

It's plastic.

But, You my friend, looked at me funny.

 

[Monster Guy]

No, I was looking at someone else. You just happened to be in the way.

I accuse the next person of being silly.

 

[cape]

No, i'm not...it's ... err... it's just the script which tells me to be.

I accuse the next guy of posting a reply. How dare you?

 

[Monster Guy]

I'm posting a response, there's a big difference.

I accuse the next person of mistreating Dittos!

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

Noooo!They like being bred with!
NP, why'd YOU drown Bruno Mars?

 

[ArtCelJirArcRes]

He had it coming...
NP murdered Jessica Simpson! (I dont blame you)

 

[TeamRocketGrunt]

She deserved it.
NP WHYYYYYY YOU STABBED REDFOO WITH A KNIFE!

 

[legendarycharizard]

I don't like him/her/it

NP why u killed The Headmaster of your school

 

[Loreni333]

OBJECTION! My headmaster is a reaccuring character! He comes back every episode he dies in!

I accuse the NP Of not posting in my 'the spore game' thread on pg 2 of the games section!

 

[Flame Mistress]

Objection! I'm not even involved in the game in the first place!

But you, NP, you have praised Justin Bieber! How dare you?

 

[Loreni333]

OBJECTION! I WOULD NEVER! See, you can tell, because I just SAID never, and bieber says 'Never say Never!'

However, I accuse the NP of NOT saying NEVER!

 

[Earth Wolf-Howl]

Ojection! I say 'Never!' every day! Who do you think I am?

I accuse the NP of being a spy in disguise. GET AWAY, SPY!

 

[frogofdoom555]

Objection! I only have a camera in my glasses because i want to remember this day until i explode!

YOU! I ACCUSE YOU OF GETTING SNIFFED IN THE BUTT BY A DOG!