Throw an Object at the Next Poster

[pikalax]

You threw a parking lot at me? How original.

(Being Pikalax, I have the power to reinterpret what you say to make it funnier.)

Jagshemash! My name is Shadi. I am here to warn you gypsies that if you disobey your crazy papa and reject your duty as tombkeepers, something bad will happen to you. *throws the Millennium Key at the NP* Wa-wa-we-wa! I am a ghost!

 

[ashds]

a key thanks but it doesn't fit my door

*throws ghost busters equipment at np*

 

[MKFC]

Oh cool thanks! *kills ashds temporarily then kills him again as a ghost with the ghostbusters equipment*

*throws chlorine gas at NP*

 

[pikalax]

I block it with sodium! They react violently to form table salt!

I throw an exclamation point at the NP!

 

[Hydroleaf]

*gets hit* Ow.. Why does it feel like everythings loud...?

*throws medicine at np*

 

[ribcage_x]

Ewe D: -is hit and sad-

-Throws an empty jar of blue hair dye at np-

 

[Rhyperior vs. Sharpedo]

Good! More space to keep lost marbles!

throws the last post in the all new caption contest @NP

 

[Nixoth]

*catches, reads...not bad!*

*throws enigma part at np*

 

[j-master]

Jay, an enigma part!

*Throws the newest Rotom form at np*

 

[Hydroleaf]

*Vacuums my floor*

*throws a rooster at np*

 

[Dutch-trainer]

Beaten...

*Gets disturbed in his sleep* I think we eat rooster tonight...

*Throws a roasted rooster to NP*

 

[Hydroleaf]

Tastes like chicken!

*throws a bol of ice cream at np*

 

[Dutch-trainer]

*Suddenly gets extremely cold* Brrrrr....

*Throws a blanket to NP*

 

[Hydroleaf]

*snuggles in the blanket*

*throws a knife at np*

 

[pikalax]

Oh, no, it's going to hit me. 4Kids, can you cover this up?
4Kids: Sure, no problem. Meanwhile, the rest of you can watch this lovely grass field.

*throws the field at the NP*

And then he stabbed me in the torso
And the cat's in the cat place
And - OH GOD, that's sharp!
Please stop stabbing me,
I'm going to die!
When you gonna stop, son?
OH, GOD, that hurts!
I think you pierced my lungs there.
Yes, that was definitely my lungs.

 

[Hydroleaf]

Wahh- *gets hit* *spits out tons of grass blades and dirt*

*throws Peter Griffin at NP*

 

[j-master]

Oh, great. I just threw my vacuum cleaner away.

*Throws all my homework at the np*

 

[MKFC]

*gets a dog to eat it*

*throws overused internet meme "IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!" at NP*

 

[j-master]

*Edits it to "IT's OVER 8999!!!!!!!!!!"

*And throws my sister at the np*

 

[disposable_heroes]

*stabs*

*throws a heavily enclosed box containing a Typhlosion and a Kricketune battling at NP*