High Priest Reuniclus
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Should this fic based on PMD get allowed (kind of blurs between pg-13-R in the American ratings, but would sit comfortably in the 15 zone in the British ones)
A lone young man of about eighteen years old is sitting on a chair, looking fairly happy, and he begins to speak
"My life...it's good, for sure"
Cuts to him working night shifts in a supermarket
"It's not too much of a job, but hey, I get 60% more per hour than the poor sods working in the day time, haha"
Cuts back to the man, and he strokes his beard
"But it gets better"
Cuts to him with three of his friends
"These are some of the best friends I could ever have, and better yet..."
Cuts to them playing some rather extreme out-there metal on stage
"We make music together - fantastic"
Cuts back to him on the chair
"And I feel secure in my sense of morality and faith"
Cuts to some kind of church service
"I strongly adhere to the word of Dialga, who's moral guidance is completely infallible, unlike the foolish majority who think worshiping Arceus will get them a place in a pleasant afterlife, and it gets even better - I can seek any religious guidance any time I need.
The camera suddenly zooms into the priest hosting the service
"High Priest Williamson, my dad - complete expert and loves nothing more than to give me guidance on following Dialga's word among other things"
Cuts back to the man on the chair
"The only problem? I'm pretty damn scared of pokemon on the whole - especially when band mate Rhadi brings round his Dratini when he visits - that always makes me feel uncomfortable. But other than that, I have a good life, nono, a fantastic one. My name is Andrew, and I think my life is probably better than yours. I don't think I would ever want that to change.
The lights dim, and he sighs in sorrow
"And then something happened that changed it all..."
Cuts to a blurry vision that seems to resemble a beach of some kind, and some groaning is heard
"Uh...did I drink too much...where am I..."
Eventually, the person gets up from a first person perspective and it focuses in on a cyndaquil running towards him that looked strangely large for one
"Gaah! What do you want, please, stay away from me!"
The person in first person (Andrew) starts to run away
"Look, please calm down snivy, I'm not going to hurt you at all! Whatever gave you that impression"
Andrew slowly turns around
"...What did you call me...?"
The cyndaquil gave him an odd look as Andrew suddenly scrambled to a rockpool and no doubt, sees in his own reflection, a snivy. The scream cuts to black, and Andrew screams in terror. It then cuts to the two of them standing outside of the exploration guild
"So what happens here, Nick?" Andrew says to the Cyndaquil upon discovering his name
"Well, wannabe explorers come throughout this general area to learn how to become top class explorers and earn money while they do so" Nick says, clearly far more enthusiastic than the uncertain Andrew
"Huh, well, I guess it's better being trapped in some strange world in another body and being employed, than being trapped in another world, in another body and being unemployed..." Andrew says bitterly
Cuts to the guild members who all look very happy, and then to their room in the guild
"Team Postal has finally become a reality for me..." Nick said, looking extremely pleased
"Just so you know, Nick, as soon as I get the chance to return home, I'm going. To be flat out honest, I'm using you, and this guild as a crutch to support me through what will probably - no definitely - the worst days of me entire life! Because that is my goal for as long as I am in this god-forsaken world in this god-forsaken body - leaving both of those things behind and return to the beautiful life I once had"
Cuts to black, and the narrator (finally) comes in
"But that would be far easier said than done"
The camera then goes to the sleeping Andrew and rapidly zooms out until the whole world could be seen
"For in order to achieve his aims, he will have to fight..."
Cuts to Andrew rather brutally leaf blading a staravia
"Search for the answers"
Cuts to Andrew talking to guildmaster Wigglytuff
"What have you heard of other dimensions and humans?" Andrew asks
"Only in legends, and even then, I barely know anything of them" Wigglytuff responds
"...Endure physical pain" The narrator says
Cuts to Andrew being subject to a rather nasty attack from Skuntank of Team Skull
"...And mental hardships"
Cuts to Andrew crying on the beach alone
"It's been over a month...why can't I just be home again..."
Screen cuts to black once more
"And end up discovering things..."
Screen cuts to Chatot and Wigglytuff slowly walking to the table to make an announcement to the guild members
"I have some important news....and it isn't good...one of the sacred time gears...has been stolen..." Chatot says, looking unusually worried
Briefly cuts to the shadowy thief
"That will push him to the very edge of his sanity"
Cue stereotypical dramatic music
"So time might end up stopping if he isn't caught?!" Nick said, looking quite scared
"That thief...dares...to defile Dialga?! I will make sure he never walks. Ever. Again!" Andrew said, his unhappiness now seemingly been converted to anger
Cuts to the two of them running through caves and wastelands, and eventually the two of them strapped to execution poles, with Andrew screaming madness, and then cuts to them standing on top of a dark hill for a very brief amount of time, subtly showing the blackened time-frozen future
"Is this...the future...?"
Cuts to Andrew hitting Nick hard across the face
"You complete idiot!" Andrew says angrily
"You're hardly the guy I used to know!" Nick responded, looking more sad than angry
Cuts to Andrew crying, but less emotionally, but more desperately than before
"Why...Dialga, why..."
Very rapidly shows the rest of the 'cast' before cutting to black again. then shows Andrew and Nick climbing a small mound, looking over the hidden land/Dialga's word, as the title 'Pokemon Unknown Chasms' shows up, before cutting to black one last time
"...you think I've gone mad...? It wouldn't surprise me nowadays...
A lone young man of about eighteen years old is sitting on a chair, looking fairly happy, and he begins to speak
"My life...it's good, for sure"
Cuts to him working night shifts in a supermarket
"It's not too much of a job, but hey, I get 60% more per hour than the poor sods working in the day time, haha"
Cuts back to the man, and he strokes his beard
"But it gets better"
Cuts to him with three of his friends
"These are some of the best friends I could ever have, and better yet..."
Cuts to them playing some rather extreme out-there metal on stage
"We make music together - fantastic"
Cuts back to him on the chair
"And I feel secure in my sense of morality and faith"
Cuts to some kind of church service
"I strongly adhere to the word of Dialga, who's moral guidance is completely infallible, unlike the foolish majority who think worshiping Arceus will get them a place in a pleasant afterlife, and it gets even better - I can seek any religious guidance any time I need.
The camera suddenly zooms into the priest hosting the service
"High Priest Williamson, my dad - complete expert and loves nothing more than to give me guidance on following Dialga's word among other things"
Cuts back to the man on the chair
"The only problem? I'm pretty damn scared of pokemon on the whole - especially when band mate Rhadi brings round his Dratini when he visits - that always makes me feel uncomfortable. But other than that, I have a good life, nono, a fantastic one. My name is Andrew, and I think my life is probably better than yours. I don't think I would ever want that to change.
The lights dim, and he sighs in sorrow
"And then something happened that changed it all..."
Cuts to a blurry vision that seems to resemble a beach of some kind, and some groaning is heard
"Uh...did I drink too much...where am I..."
Eventually, the person gets up from a first person perspective and it focuses in on a cyndaquil running towards him that looked strangely large for one
"Gaah! What do you want, please, stay away from me!"
The person in first person (Andrew) starts to run away
"Look, please calm down snivy, I'm not going to hurt you at all! Whatever gave you that impression"
Andrew slowly turns around
"...What did you call me...?"
The cyndaquil gave him an odd look as Andrew suddenly scrambled to a rockpool and no doubt, sees in his own reflection, a snivy. The scream cuts to black, and Andrew screams in terror. It then cuts to the two of them standing outside of the exploration guild
"So what happens here, Nick?" Andrew says to the Cyndaquil upon discovering his name
"Well, wannabe explorers come throughout this general area to learn how to become top class explorers and earn money while they do so" Nick says, clearly far more enthusiastic than the uncertain Andrew
"Huh, well, I guess it's better being trapped in some strange world in another body and being employed, than being trapped in another world, in another body and being unemployed..." Andrew says bitterly
Cuts to the guild members who all look very happy, and then to their room in the guild
"Team Postal has finally become a reality for me..." Nick said, looking extremely pleased
"Just so you know, Nick, as soon as I get the chance to return home, I'm going. To be flat out honest, I'm using you, and this guild as a crutch to support me through what will probably - no definitely - the worst days of me entire life! Because that is my goal for as long as I am in this god-forsaken world in this god-forsaken body - leaving both of those things behind and return to the beautiful life I once had"
Cuts to black, and the narrator (finally) comes in
"But that would be far easier said than done"
The camera then goes to the sleeping Andrew and rapidly zooms out until the whole world could be seen
"For in order to achieve his aims, he will have to fight..."
Cuts to Andrew rather brutally leaf blading a staravia
"Search for the answers"
Cuts to Andrew talking to guildmaster Wigglytuff
"What have you heard of other dimensions and humans?" Andrew asks
"Only in legends, and even then, I barely know anything of them" Wigglytuff responds
"...Endure physical pain" The narrator says
Cuts to Andrew being subject to a rather nasty attack from Skuntank of Team Skull
"...And mental hardships"
Cuts to Andrew crying on the beach alone
"It's been over a month...why can't I just be home again..."
Screen cuts to black once more
"And end up discovering things..."
Screen cuts to Chatot and Wigglytuff slowly walking to the table to make an announcement to the guild members
"I have some important news....and it isn't good...one of the sacred time gears...has been stolen..." Chatot says, looking unusually worried
Briefly cuts to the shadowy thief
"That will push him to the very edge of his sanity"
Cue stereotypical dramatic music
"So time might end up stopping if he isn't caught?!" Nick said, looking quite scared
"That thief...dares...to defile Dialga?! I will make sure he never walks. Ever. Again!" Andrew said, his unhappiness now seemingly been converted to anger
Cuts to the two of them running through caves and wastelands, and eventually the two of them strapped to execution poles, with Andrew screaming madness, and then cuts to them standing on top of a dark hill for a very brief amount of time, subtly showing the blackened time-frozen future
"Is this...the future...?"
Cuts to Andrew hitting Nick hard across the face
"You complete idiot!" Andrew says angrily
"You're hardly the guy I used to know!" Nick responded, looking more sad than angry
Cuts to Andrew crying, but less emotionally, but more desperately than before
"Why...Dialga, why..."
Very rapidly shows the rest of the 'cast' before cutting to black again. then shows Andrew and Nick climbing a small mound, looking over the hidden land/Dialga's word, as the title 'Pokemon Unknown Chasms' shows up, before cutting to black one last time
"...you think I've gone mad...? It wouldn't surprise me nowadays...
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