Trainers say the darnedest things

[Slurm]

I find that in some areas especially(battle fronteir etc) the trainer's flavor text suddenly become nonsensical and in some cases, is written with engrish-y translation(no my game isn't fake). This only seems to occur in the battle frontier, battle tents, and trainer hill in emerald, and in the battle tower in crystal.

What was the dumbest/funniest/most disturbing thing a trainer has said to you in a pokemon game

I'l start

Pokemaniac Griffen:
before battle: "I swallow sludge to transform myself"
after battle: "I have a growth of suction cups"

Triathlete Jamal:
before battle: "I'm going to be a father"
after battle: "My baby is going to be totally awesome!"

Rich boy(I forgot name)
before battle: " I have a skin infection"

Breeder Oliver:
before battle: "No one is a genious more than am I!"

Collecter Gabriel:
before battle: "Pound the thick fat on my belly drum!"

 

[Evanji Axu]

Triathlete Leslie:

"I am going to be a mother"

But you don't look pregnant T_T

 

[SHUCKLE MAN]

Pokemaniac Griffen:
before battle: "I swallow sludge to transform myself"
after battle: "I have a growth of suction cups"

Question:What has he been doing in his spare time?
Answer:Swallowing someone's Cute Umbreon Moon

Triathlete Jamal:
before battle: "I'm going to be a father"
after battle: "My baby is going to be totally awesome!"

Question:What has he been doing with triathlete Leslie?
Answer:Well...have a guess!

Rich boy(I forgot name)
before battle: " I have a skin infection"

I hope he has not got an/a STD...

the people before me have mentioned all the ones that I can think of.

 

[SPN]

One of the BlackBelts just goes "Hwraaaah! Gwaaaaaah!"

Yes, I know. It's probably not spelt at all like that, but he just yells and grunts...lol.

 

[Komedic Konservationist]

I can't believe no-one's mentioned that youngster who says 'I like shorts, they're so comfortable and easy to wear'. That was just.........random.

 

[MidnightScott]

Whatever his name is
"Woops, dropped my balls."

xD

But isnt there like a million topics on this already or did they all die?

~Scott;229;

 

[Nomytaker]

Whatever his name is
"Woops, dropped my balls."

I believe it was a Juggler in the oruginal games. Also one of my favourite quotes of the game, it makes me laugh like a schoolgirl.... [SPOIL]It still does.[/SPOIL]

 

[Manji]

Lass: "Eek! Did you just touch me?"

 

[Tendo128]

I don't remember who, but: LISTEN TO MY LOUSY ANIME SONG

 

[Ilex]

In Wally's Trainer Profile thingy, his strategy is

"We let it all hang out". Can you guess what my perverted mind thought?

 

[Clio]

Some interesting ones

A Pokedex is a radio?
Or it's Pokenav?
I came from a trainers family (your point??)

And one of the new classics (Beauty Lizbeth, I think)
Before battle: If you win I give you a present.
After defeating her: Here's your present a doubleslap.

Ouch

 

[Glowstick_cult]

Everyone's said the ones I can think of :/

The juggler in G/S who 'drops his balls' is hilarious, and I love the youngster who drones on about shorts.

Who the heck writes what trainers say? Most of what the say is completely random. Be a heck of a fun job, methinks.

 

[intergalactic platypus]

This one aroma lady says "Whats that I smell? Is it the smell of a pokenav" or something like that. I thought it was the most random damned thing

 

[Orion-Sama]

In Wally's Trainer Profile thingy, his strategy is

"We let it all hang out". Can you guess what my perverted mind thought?

You just pointed out a classic.

And indeed. It's all random. I guess they want their quotes to fit their stereotypical personalities and looks, what with Lass being so girly and immature, or Bug Catcher being all over Bug Pokémon... creativity plz.

My favorites are Beauties, definitely. One of them in Mt. Chimney: "I'm going to take a dip in the hot springs. Want to join me?... just joking!"

The best part? She says the same thing even if you play as the girl. God bless Yuri support in Pokémon.

 

[PDL]

while not a trainer, we can't forget that woman on Island 6 who's obsessed with Heracross' big horn...

 

[intergalactic platypus]

I always thought "My inner tube looks like a giant doughnut" was kind of out there...

 

[Naraku_Diabolos]

You know about the Trainer Profile you can make? On Emerald (my character is named after my other ex-girlfriend) mine says, "I AM A BEAUTIFUL BABE".

Did you notice that when they redid FR/LG they changed the Gamblers into Gamers?

 

[SHUCKLE MAN]

Did you notice that when they redid FR/LG they changed the Gamblers into Gamers?

That is ashame... I never noticed.
My phrase is I LIKE TO LICK ADULT TOYS.

 

[Naraku_Diabolos]

That is ashame... I never noticed.
My phrase is I LIKE TO LICK ADULT TOYS.

ROFLMAO

That one is great.

 

[Eszett]

In Blue at least, the (male) junior trainer in the Pewter gym says "You're pretty hot, but not as hot as Brock!"

That is the zenith of hilarious misinterpretations in the franchise as far as I'm concerned.

Also, I like the tidbit in FR/LG (I think) about how one Swimmer mentions how her bathing suit is detached yet the game never sho...ah...you know.