'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the forums
Not a member was stirring, not even a old dude named Norm
The stockings were hung by the mod named Ed
In hopes that some n00b will be dead
The members were nestled all snug in their beds,
while some Pikachus dances upon their heads
And Tohru was really tried so she took a nap
And oops... Ryan was beaten up by Kyo the cat
When out on the roof there was P_B
I sprang from my bed to see
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
HCA had too much eggnog and puke in the trash
The moon up on the sky look like cheese
"Darn it," I say, "I have to go pee
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But pretty moderaters just came in here
With one adminstrator named Serebii
I knew in a moment that I would squeak
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Joshie! Now I_D!
Now, WG and Jenni!
On, Ninetales! On, Yoru!
On, Pikachu and Blaziken!
To the top of the porch!
Now Joshie becareful now!
A wall wall! Don't hit the wall
Darn... Pikachu falled!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
All the sudden Pikachu choked on a shoe
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
There was my Kaizer who kissed me when I wore a pure white gown
He was dressed all sexy I said, "Oh my!"
One of HCA's monkies fell out of the sky
A bundle blankets everyone drinking cocoa
Some n00bs were spamming and mods says, "Uh oh"
There eyes are so red, flaming like fury
I have to hurry up, my cookies are burning
I_D foud a cute pink bow
Tied the n00b down and got stick and smack with one blow
The n00bs was beaten up even his teeth,
P_B was there saying, "Yippee"
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a donut full of jelly
Ed was short but not a elf
"Whoever calls me one, I'll hit you with a bookshelf!"
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Looking around I made a small smirk
And Serebii is laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and your all fired! Have an SppF good night"
Not a member was stirring, not even a old dude named Norm
The stockings were hung by the mod named Ed
In hopes that some n00b will be dead
The members were nestled all snug in their beds,
while some Pikachus dances upon their heads
And Tohru was really tried so she took a nap
And oops... Ryan was beaten up by Kyo the cat
When out on the roof there was P_B
I sprang from my bed to see
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
HCA had too much eggnog and puke in the trash
The moon up on the sky look like cheese
"Darn it," I say, "I have to go pee
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But pretty moderaters just came in here
With one adminstrator named Serebii
I knew in a moment that I would squeak
More rapid than eagles, his coursers they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
"Now Joshie! Now I_D!
Now, WG and Jenni!
On, Ninetales! On, Yoru!
On, Pikachu and Blaziken!
To the top of the porch!
Now Joshie becareful now!
A wall wall! Don't hit the wall
Darn... Pikachu falled!"
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
All the sudden Pikachu choked on a shoe
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head and was turning around,
There was my Kaizer who kissed me when I wore a pure white gown
He was dressed all sexy I said, "Oh my!"
One of HCA's monkies fell out of the sky
A bundle blankets everyone drinking cocoa
Some n00bs were spamming and mods says, "Uh oh"
There eyes are so red, flaming like fury
I have to hurry up, my cookies are burning
I_D foud a cute pink bow
Tied the n00b down and got stick and smack with one blow
The n00bs was beaten up even his teeth,
P_B was there saying, "Yippee"
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a donut full of jelly
Ed was short but not a elf
"Whoever calls me one, I'll hit you with a bookshelf!"
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread.
I spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
Looking around I made a small smirk
And Serebii is laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose.
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, 'ere he drove out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and your all fired! Have an SppF good night"
