Two words at a time story... (15 minute cooldown)

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have

 

[wolf jani]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice

 

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of

 

[wolf jani]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou

 

[keepitsimple]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou

 

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast

 

[keepitsimple]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake

 

[Dragalge]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake

 

[shoz999]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake

 

[Monster Guy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious

 

[shoz999]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. Thou

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. Thou hideous scourge!

 

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun

 

[shoz999]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake.

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself

 

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate

 

[Monster Guy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy