Two words at a time story... (15 minute cooldown)

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect

 

[wolf jani]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars

 

[wolf jani]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things.

 

[AgentKallus]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise

 

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget thine acquaintances.

 

[Monster Guy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget thine acquaintances. They will

 

[Cat's Eye Draco]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget thine acquaintances. They will always serve

 

[mehmeh1]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget thine acquaintances. They will always serve our master

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget thine acquaintances. They will always serve our master, Siddhartha Gautama,

 

[octoboy]

Farewell my...beloved tortoise, jewel of my tree. Cerulean seas take thee away to welcoming shores of Alola, where thou must surf forever or sink into the abyss beneath the emerald seas. Why must I cry 1000 tears of pitch black sorrow? Ancestor of my tortoise, please don't commit to barbecuing its forsaken soul, but rather microwave it with dignity. Thou Learned Tortoise, so speak it into law, commit to thy memory thine death so thou must dance only macarena and never Gangnam Style, or else thou die. If thou actually die thou shalt salute thyself unto every passing barge with intense concentration, passion and vigorous rubbing. However, thou shalt not taste of sea salt until thine descendants have died twice by the hands of only thou the beefcake. Instead, thou must feast the beefcake the beefcake the beefcake is delicious beefcake. "Thou hideous scourge!" Thus shun the beefcake. Let thyself calmly meditate, so thy canst reflect thy mistakes upon stars forgotten by all things. Beloved Tortoise, never forget thine acquaintances. They will always serve our master, Siddhartha Gautama, the Buddha.

Seems like a suitable end. How about the next person starts a new one?

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Really, surprised that one didn't deteriorate into endless memes.

Anyway...

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Let it

 

[mehmeh1]

Let it begin with

 

[TheWanderingMist]

Let it begin with a Gem.

 

[wolf jani]

Let it begin with a Gem. Stolen From

 

[octoboy]

Let it begin with a Gem. Stolen from Ebeneezer Scrooge

 

[Monster Guy]

Let it begin with a Gem. Stolen from Ebeneezer Scrooge. The Gem

 

[wolf jani]

Let it begin with a Gem. Stolen from Ebeneezer Scrooge. The Gem was cursed