octoboy
I Crush Everything
Let it begin with a Gem. Stolen from Ebeneezer Scrooge. The Gem was cursed to stand trial for being stolen from her illustrious owner. Buying calcite was disastrous. It does a paralyzing thunder wave which resets Scrooge's pulse, forcing him to order sixteen chattering pacemakers. Scrooge's pacemakers soon erased the purpose they caked into his heart.