CPAC 2019 was last week.
The annual get together of (
most of) America's conservatives is worth a quick mention, mostly for the address of Donald Trump, whom I assume was its keynote speaker given his position - But god only knows why CPAC chose to make this years theme "crazy guy screaming on the subway"...
Fresh from his abruptly cancelled summit with Kim Jon Un, Trump started out by hugging the American flag and it only got weirder from there. Apparently he didn't have a speech prepared - something he actually bragged about - so in typical Trump fashion he went off a multitude of tangents that managed to last for two-hours.
He called the Russia investigation "Bull****." Said John Podesta "hasn’t gotten over getting his ass kicked." He attacked Jeff Sessions for recusing himself from the Russia investigation and even made fun of Jeff Sessions accent - The Republican base in the South! He proclaimed that Democrats in Congress quote unquote "hate our country." A fair bit of racist dog-whistling about the "migrant invasion" at the southern border. The Green new deal apparently is going to end air travel. Not having white hair is apparently an accomplishment now. And Crowd size at the inauguration is apparently still bothering him.
And that's just a sample:
https://www.theatlantic.com/politic...ump-repeatedly-veered-off-script-cpac/584014/
https://www.vox.com/2019/3/2/18247712/trump-cpac-bizarre-rant
https://edition.cnn.com/2019/03/02/politics/fact-checking-cpac/index.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/02/us/politics/trump-cpac-fact-check.html
The other speakers didn't quite reach this level of crazy, but that wasn't for lack of trying.
Congressman Mark Medows claimed that the Green New Deal is the Democrats "trying to get rid of all the cows." But don't worry because "Chick-fil-A stock will go way up because we are gonna be eating more chicken!"
Former White House aid Sebastian Gorka, yes everything in that statement was true, double down on this "dems coming' for your cows theme" and falsely accused Democrats of wanting “to take away your hamburgers.” Apparently that's what "Stalin dreamt about but never achieved."
And then trying to outdo everyone on this dumb cow meme, Jerry Falwell and Donny Jr got into a back and forth.
“I’ve got 100 cows — you just let Alexandria Cortez show up at my cows and try to take my cows away,” Falwell said, prompting Trump Jr. to reply: “I love cows, Jerry — they’re delicious.”
https://www.vox.com/2019/3/2/18246812/cpac-2019-themes-cows-infanticide-don-jr-pence-meadows
This is the level of displacement conservatives have to do to bring Democratic policies and politicians down to a level they think they can beat. I guess when your president has trouble spelling the words Country and Hamburger, you're only really capable of winning elections when your opponents are made of straw.
It gets worse. VP Mike Pence accused the Democrats of “standing for late-term abortion and infanticide.”
There's also
this, bizarre interchange between Kimberly Guilfoyle, Idiot Jr and Charlie Kirk, in which Kirk uses Jr's suggestion Guilfoyle name her granddaughter "Trump" (the name they settled on was Reagan) to make a Transphobic joke. Why do conservatives keep repeating this same, bigoted, ignorant and dumb joke.