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[1-2 da gun]

Electrode @ (No Item) ** Invert
Trait: Static
EVs: 252 Atk / 192 Spd / 64 SAtk
Hasty Nature (+Spd, -Def)
- Explosion
- Substitute
- Thief
- Thunderbolt

Outruns reversalers and **** and kills them. Thief steals something like lefties and then explode on something.

Victreebel (F) @ Leftovers ** I eat people
Trait: Chlorophyll
EVs: 252 Atk / 188 Spd / 68 SAtk
Naughty Nature (+Atk, -SDef)
- Giga Drain
- Sleep Powder
- Sludge Bomb
- Swords Dance

Standard rly

Hypno (F) @ Leftovers ** Big nosed mofo
Trait: Insomnia
EVs: 148 HP / 96 Def / 124 Spd / 140 SDef
Calm Nature (+SDef, -Atk)
- Reflect
- Seismic Toss
- Thunder Wave
- Wish

Reflect makes sure physical attackers dont hurt this team wish support is nice.

Golem (M) @ Leftovers ** Rockball
Trait: Sturdy
EVs: 200 Atk / 252 Def / 56 SDef
Impish Nature (+Def, -SAtk)
- Earthquake
- Explosion
- Rock Slide
- Substitute

Yeah

Quagsire (M) @ Leftovers ** Wow what a quag
Trait: Water Absorb
EVs: 116 HP / 56 Atk / 252 Def / 28 Spd / 56 SDef
Relaxed Nature (+Def, -Spd)
- Counter
- Earthquake
- Ice Beam
- Toxic

Toxic is a nice surprise for the blissey-less UU metagame and counter owns those damned CBers.

Fearow (M) @ Choice Band ** Rooster
Trait: Keen Eye
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature (+Spd, -SAtk)
- Drill Peck
- Hidden Power [Steel]
- Quick Attack
- Return

HP Steel for Solrok and friends.

 

[Alphatron]

Needs more max hp on Hypno, Golem and Quagsire.