PG, to be safe. Nothing, erm, too graphic.
Ever been tired of the same old pokemon story repackaged into something with a different pokemon or a different professor name. Well, I have. And I've come to finally put a stop to it... By, doing it. Yep, that's right. I'm going to write a collection of short stories each being the most unoriginal, samey and downright unorganised you can possibly get. Prepare for bad plot, grammar and punctuation! So here we go, Story No. 1, an all good all-rounder, this one. Modders beware:
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Ashley yawned and opened her eyes. (New name - good innit. lol ^_^). She stretched and got out of bed. Looking around she saw a her pkmn themed alarm clock.
"Oh no!" she said, "I'm late to get my new pokemon. lol." She picked up her backpack and went out of the door. She ran ran ran ran ran ran ran ran ran woops into the kitchen and shouted to her mum -- actually, ive gt amizing idea -- shouted to her dad -- no, mum's better -- shouted to her mum, "No time for breakfast, I'm late for getting a pokemon."
"Darling. hAVEN'T yOU fORGOTTEN sOMETHING?"
"I'm sure it's not too imprtant!" shouted Ashly, and he burst through the front door onto the street. She was surprised surprised to see that the streets were empty. "Weird," she said. She ran all the way to Professor Daffodil's Lab where everyoe was gatheredd round.
"There's where everyone was!" laughed Asley.
Every1 heard and turned round and started laughing. Ash wondered why they were all laughing at her. She looked down and to her horror saw she was naked. -- boobies, lol! -- She screamed and ran all the way home. "Why do I have to sleep in the nude," she cried, "At least Ahs was in his pyjymas!"
She burst into her house, trying to cover herself from shouts from the people following her.
"MUM, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?!"
"I tried to hunny, but my caps lock had gone all funny." -- LOL! --
"mum i'm so embarassed though"
"Sorry."
"It's okay."
Asly stepped outside again and walked back to Professor Daffodil's Lab. Professor Daffodil was waiting outside. Ahh, Asy," you're here", he said, and As walkedin in to the lab.
"Well, it's time for you to pick a poke ball."
"I can pick any1?"
"Ne1"
S picked a golden poke ball in the middle of the room, with a pure light shining down on top of it.
"I was not expecting u 2 pik dat 1 Asslean." said Professor Pinetree.
Ashley, threw the pokemon to the ground and out came.............................
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UVE GT 2 W8 4 NXT CHAPPY GUYS SORRY.
Chapter 2 (After a three month wait)
6 Pokemon. Mew, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Kyogre, Entei and Zapdos.
THE END! - soz, woudl hav buib longer. bt gt borefd.
So what do you think. Before the mods have a fit, I have made it like that on purpose. Do you want me to continue? You can be my critics!
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Ever been tired of the same old pokemon story repackaged into something with a different pokemon or a different professor name. Well, I have. And I've come to finally put a stop to it... By, doing it. Yep, that's right. I'm going to write a collection of short stories each being the most unoriginal, samey and downright unorganised you can possibly get. Prepare for bad plot, grammar and punctuation! So here we go, Story No. 1, an all good all-rounder, this one. Modders beware:
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Unoriginality 1 - A Pokemon Journey -0- lol, couldnt tink of bettr name
[/size]Ashley yawned and opened her eyes. (New name - good innit. lol ^_^). She stretched and got out of bed. Looking around she saw a her pkmn themed alarm clock.
"Oh no!" she said, "I'm late to get my new pokemon. lol." She picked up her backpack and went out of the door. She ran ran ran ran ran ran ran ran ran woops into the kitchen and shouted to her mum -- actually, ive gt amizing idea -- shouted to her dad -- no, mum's better -- shouted to her mum, "No time for breakfast, I'm late for getting a pokemon."
"Darling. hAVEN'T yOU fORGOTTEN sOMETHING?"
"I'm sure it's not too imprtant!" shouted Ashly, and he burst through the front door onto the street. She was surprised surprised to see that the streets were empty. "Weird," she said. She ran all the way to Professor Daffodil's Lab where everyoe was gatheredd round.
"There's where everyone was!" laughed Asley.
Every1 heard and turned round and started laughing. Ash wondered why they were all laughing at her. She looked down and to her horror saw she was naked. -- boobies, lol! -- She screamed and ran all the way home. "Why do I have to sleep in the nude," she cried, "At least Ahs was in his pyjymas!"
She burst into her house, trying to cover herself from shouts from the people following her.
"MUM, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?!?!"
"I tried to hunny, but my caps lock had gone all funny." -- LOL! --
"mum i'm so embarassed though"
"Sorry."
"It's okay."
Asly stepped outside again and walked back to Professor Daffodil's Lab. Professor Daffodil was waiting outside. Ahh, Asy," you're here", he said, and As walkedin in to the lab.
"Well, it's time for you to pick a poke ball."
"I can pick any1?"
"Ne1"
S picked a golden poke ball in the middle of the room, with a pure light shining down on top of it.
"I was not expecting u 2 pik dat 1 Asslean." said Professor Pinetree.
Ashley, threw the pokemon to the ground and out came.............................
...................................................
..........
...
.
...
..........
UVE GT 2 W8 4 NXT CHAPPY GUYS SORRY.
Chapter 2 (After a three month wait)
6 Pokemon. Mew, Rayquaza, Deoxys, Kyogre, Entei and Zapdos.
THE END! - soz, woudl hav buib longer. bt gt borefd.
So what do you think. Before the mods have a fit, I have made it like that on purpose. Do you want me to continue? You can be my critics!
