MetalSonic
Orderan' Defendan'
update beat the second gym
Hero the kingler level 30
Hariyama level 29
Wing the Hawlucha level 25
Pie the Golbat level 23
After some tough loss
Sue the combee
Redwing the bagon
Iron the Mienfoo
My team manged to pull and is now on to the third gym
someday someone will finish a Nuzlocke from start to finish with Combee and Vespiquen ;_;7
Update!!
Golett @ lvl 27
Pancham @ lvl 25
Ivysaur@ lvl 18
Flareon @ lvl 20
Bunnelby @ lvl 3
Some cool and lucky pokes these past few routes along with no deaths! Probably going to ditch Ivysaur at some point. Maybe for Helioptile. I wish the Absol I got wasn't Bold. Also felt forced to Flareon because Jolly. I like Flareon tho. Wow this game is boring compared to oras.
Grant was a pushover with Pancham so no big problems this update.
Litleo
Pikachu
Sentret
Snorlax
Flabebe
Fletchling
Meditite
Absol
Helioptile
Lunatone
None
bulky as naturely possible in at least one defense is gud for Absol ingame
it can take a hit if u hope ur hardest
Second badge obtained. Time for a lazy update!
My Team;
lv24 Vulpix
lv20 Pidgeotto
lv20 Furfrou
lv21 Sandile
lv15 Mienfoo
Box;
lv13 Zubat
lv12 Oddish
lv20 Tyrunt
lv10 Bulbasaur
lv3 Scatterbug
I decided not to use Tyrunt and Bulbasaur because they're gift pokemon. The way I see it, they're no different from starters.
Dead;
RIP lv2 Scatterbug. Thanks your heroic act as cannon fodder will not be forgotten. Well, maybe it will be, but that's besides my point.
RIP lv20 Onix. Died a sudden and onixpected death by critical hit. No seriously, I'm onixly - er, I mean honestly - sad about this one.
hrm, well, I only allowed them cause I didn't want it to be too restricting ^^
NO ONE IS FORGOTTEN
Alright let's do this.
So I started out in some sort of... I dunno cyberspace thingy? And this weird guy who needs a shave started talking to me about a world of Pokemon. I figured either he was on drugs or, more likely, I was on drugs, cause this **** is freaky. Anyways he asked me if I was a guy or a girl, which I responded to bypunching him in the facepolitely notifying him that I was a male. He asked me my name and I told him to go **** himself. Then he shoved me through a portal into a strange world where I got attacked by a bird, cause apparently an alarm clock was too expensive or something. I got up and my ***** of a mother yelled at me to change out of my pajamas. Wait, why the **** am I even wearing pajamas? What am I, 5? What is this bull****? Anyways I changed from my pajamas into a set of clothes that make me look like a retarded jogger. A marginal improvement, but an improvement nonetheless.
I walked outside and immediately got mobbed by a stereotypical fashion-obsessed teenage blonde and an even more stereotypical lolicon. Who the **** are these people. They introduce themselves as Serena and Shauna, but I've decided to call them Meta and Micky (Yes Mick, you're Shauna. Deal with it.) They told me I was being drafted by some professor dude and that I should come to the next town over. I figure, eh, might as well humor them. The blonde might be bangable, although I'm pretty sure the other one is jail bait, and besides, she's annoying as hell.
So I walk through the gate (this town apparently still has a gate. This isn't the ****ing middle ages anymore, people.) and down a tiny road to another town. First few steps I take, I get screamed at by someone. Turns out it was Meta, man I'm starting to hate her. Micky tells me that they're talking about me, creepy, and introduce me to what at first I assume is a whale. I'm corrected, it turns out this fat slob is someone named Tierno, but I'll call him Nick. Somewhere behind the giant mass that is Nick a nerdy kid steps out, who calls himself Trevor, but I think Zero would be a more appropriate name. These ****ing jerks start debating over which demeaning nickname they should call me, so I tell them they should just call me King Asshat. Turns out they like it apparently. Jackasses. Anyways Nick pulls out a box containing a bunch of balls. Who carries around balls like that? Is this kid 6 or something? But it turns out there's creatures inside these balls. Somehow. **** logic, this is Pokemon.
I immediately decided none of these cretins were worth my attention, so I chose the most stomachable of them, a frog thing apparently called Froakie. I plan on ditching it as soon as possible, preferably in a roadside ditch with a few grams of lead in its chest. I.E. the street corner hooker treatment.
Then Zero gives me something called a Pokedex. It looks kinda hitech so I figure I can probably stream porn or something with it. After that, Nick gives me a letter to give to my mother (Who cares about her? I got attacked by a bird cause that ***** was too cheap to get an alarm clock.), and as I get up to deliver it, Micky decides she wants to fight me. Usually I don't stomp females but Micky hardly counts as a female anyways, she's really just a pedophile's wet dream incarnated as a human being. Also she's annoying as ****. So I kill her fox and she *****es me out about being an evil sexist woman hater who probably jacks off to Thunderf00t and runs away. Did I mention she's annoying as ****?
I deliver my letter to my mother, who's also apparently desperate as hell, and then I decide to find a replacement for this shitty frog. As I run back to the next town and into the next route, I run into Meta and Micky again. Meta smugly explains that her parents are expert Pokemon racers or something, I dunno, stopped listening after the first 2 words. Then she teaches me how to throw a ball. For ****'s sake. I also discover Micky is apparently retarded, but I guess that's no surprise.
So I move on and run into a bird called a Pidgey. Meh, better than this frog. I catch it and walk towards the forest, where some kid challenges me to a fight. I figure I can hide his body easily enough in the forest so I smash his raccoon, but he runs away before I could break his neck. Oh well, better luck next time. Once I get into the forest, Micky decides to stalk me. Oh well, at least she can heal my bird whenever I need it. After walking for a bit in the forest I find another bird to add to my collection, this one called a Fletchling. I'm starting to detect a pattern here. After taking advantage of Micky (not in a sexual way... yet.) I grind my Pokemon up to level 10. I decide that's enough for now and... I dunno, go to sleep? What exactly DOES your character do when you're not playing?
TL;DR version:
Party:
Bird Jesus the level 10 Pidgey
Bird Hitchens the level 10 Fletchling
Boxed:
Level 6 Froakie
Dead:
None
w8 a min i dont remember this happening at all
Iam going to start my nuzlock today
u better or else ill
ill
Bruh, TEFG is the only ones left.
Hrm, I'm sure we have more options then that. If you guys are hankering for some more battlin then lemme see what me and Conquer Phoenix can whip up, yo? Gotta ensure things are ready anytime.
I love the fact that everyone's at the phase where they're starting ORAS Nuzlockes, but I've still only just done the 6th gym on my first playthrough.
Don't judge me plz
wait are we doin an ORAS nuzlocke rite now??
OH MAN OH MAN
Also,
CAPmons team mate suggests for Round 3 ends today at 10:00 PM
Mc, if you were gonna edit something on your Tomahawk can you confirm it here and now if u can?
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