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Video Game Caption thread!

Puffs

...NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
I've always wanted a thread like this to be started, so I decided to do it myself. Works the same way as the anime caption threads, but with game screens.

[img139]http://ndex.simgames.net/screenshots/cube/zelda/zelda52big.jpg[/img139]
Link: Do you think I'm stupid? I know that isn't the Master Sword!
Ganondorf: Sure it is!
 

Willow's Tara

The Bewitched
Link- Um what's is this? *Feather moves*, Argh! It moved! Kill it! KILL IT!
 

The Assassin

Striking secretly
Link: Hm... I wonder If It is heavy or not? *Tries to pick it up and Huge Dirt Giant comes out of the ground, with the feather below his pelvis where Men urinate from* Giant: Hey! Women only on weekdays! If you want some, you gotta wait for the weekend! *Is that too dirty? Lol Sorry if it is*
 
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Zora

Who dies first?
[img139]http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/15316/images/metroidprimeguide_58.jpg[/img139]

Samus: Nice Spider.
MP: You are mine. Ha ha ha.
Samus: (Fires random beam) It had to be the slow one
MP: Stupid Samus, now I will strike this crater with a fury you have never witnessed, before yesterday.


Here is a better one:
[img139]http://www.infosatellite.com/images/articlepics/gamecube_game_windwaker_scr3.gif[/img139]
Link: Whoops, made a wrong step. What? I can not use this leaf without magic, where is the magic?
 
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Puffs

...NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
[img139]http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/15316/images/metroidprimeguide_58.jpg[/img139]

(during an interview with Sakurai)
MP: What the hell do you mean I'm not in Smash Bros.?
 

Cap D. Blue

ボルトチェンジ
[img139]http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/15316/images/metroidprimeguide_58.jpg[/img139]
Samus: ... I am so screwed.

[img139]http://www.infosatellite.com/images/articlepics/gamecube_game_windwaker_scr3.gif[/img139]
Link tries to prove cartoon physics exist... but fails horribly.

[img139]http://ndex.simgames.net/screenshots/cube/zelda/zelda52big.jpg[/img139]
Link poked the sword; the sword poked Link. Link stabbed the sword; the sword stabbed Link. Link died.
 

Flame Haze SnS

Yin-Yang
Zora said:
[img139]http://www.infosatellite.com/images/articlepics/gamecube_game_windwaker_scr3.gif[/img139]
Link: Then other ledge looks close for me to jump.
Link backs away and then runs to toward to another ledge, but that ledge is too far away and Link dies.

I want this thread to be stickied, please?
 

Puffs

...NINE-THOUSAND!!!!
[img139]http://xboxmedia.gamespy.com/xbox/image/article/629/629327/star-wars-battlefront-ii-20050627014341602-000.jpg[/img139]

Vader: You guys are no fun.
 

Flame Haze SnS

Yin-Yang
Flygon Prince said:
[img139]http://xboxmedia.gamespy.com/xbox/image/article/629/629327/star-wars-battlefront-ii-20050627014341602-000.jpg[/img139]
Darth Vader: Everyone, I'm your Father!
 

Zora

Who dies first?
[img139]http://spikedskull.com/film/zelda-wind-waker/TGSS-hookshot.jpg[/img139]

Link: Is it a bit to dark and stormy to do this?
 

Cipher 2008

Well-Known Member
[IMG139]http://www.revo-europe.com/games/zelda/1.jpg[/IMG139]

Director: CUT! Link, you forgot the key.
Link: What?! What key?!
D: The key to open that door.
L: I don't need a key! I'll headbutt it open!
...WHAT are you looking at me like that for?! I'm powerful!
D: You're three feet tall, and you wear tights.
L: For the last time, I'M NOT TINGLE!


[IMG139]http://www.revo-europe.com/games/zelda/5.jpg[/IMG139]
Link:....So big...
 
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Bu†cH

Braaiiiiiinss......
[IMG200]http://spikedskull.com/film/zelda-wind-waker/TGSS-hookshot.jpg[/IMG200]
Random Guy 1: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird!
Random Guy 2: It's a plane!
Random Guy 3: No! It's.....Link with a Hookshot.
Everybody: Ahhhhhh.......*disappointed*
 
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pikachu25

Well-Known Member
[img139]http://xboxmedia.gamespy.com/xbox/image/article/629/629327/star-wars-battlefront-ii-20050627014341602-000.jpg[/img139]
Darth Vadoer: You saw nothing!!!
 

The Thrashmeister

<-- Made of awesome.
[img139]http://xboxmedia.gamespy.com/xbox/image/article/629/629327/star-wars-battlefront-ii-20050627014341602-000.jpg[/img139]

Vader: Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

...So why are you suffering, and not me? I mean, you're like, the good guys. o.o
 
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