Virginity

[kochoupink]

On topic: I respectfully hold the belief that they should lose it when I tell them to.

Rebuttal?

Telling them is too much work. Just go for it and if they don't get the telepathic memo, it's their problem.

 

[Josiah]

There should be mandatory virginity losing at the beginning of junior high.

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

Is a regular born man still a virgin?

 

[Cipher]

Telling them is too much work. Just go for it and if they don't get the telepathic memo, it's their problem.

Objection: Asking for it through the clothes they're wearing should be sufficient agreement.

There should be mandatory virginity losing at the beginning of junior high.

Actual objection: You're talking about thirteen-year-old kids.

Conclusion: Holy f*ck, dude. Thirteen.

 

[GrizzlyB]

There should be mandatory virginity losing at the beginning of junior high.

I agree. This way, no one feels left out or frets over their first time. It's really the socially healthiest solution for middle schoolers who will just be entering what is perhaps the most turbulent and awkward phase of their life.

Good show.

 

[Josiah]

'zacly. No need for those poor nerds to feel like tools for not doing it.

 

[kochoupink]

'zacly. No need for those poor nerds to feel like tools for not doing it.

But. . .but it's a CONSCIOUS CHOICE. I respect myself! And um, people can tell! If I've lost it! They just can!

Stop trying to make me renounce my beliefs!!!!

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

I bet kochoupink has narrow hips.

 

[Josiah]

But. . .but it's a CONSCIOUS CHOICE. I respect myself! And um, people can tell! If I've lost it! They just can!

Stop trying to make me renounce my beliefs!!!!

Too bad little girl, the satanists ruling the system don't believe in choice, or beliefs for that matter! You're gonna have sex and whether you like it or not.

 

[kochoupink]

I bet kochoupink has narrow hips.

Oh, so that's what Shakira was talking about.


Edit:
Sorry, Derkins. Cipher got there before you.

 

[bobjr]

It's like they say, history's gonna repeat itself sometime or another.

 

[Cipher]

The Virginity Creepy Roleplay Thread!

 

[NES]

There should be mandatory virginity losing at the beginning of junior high.

That's the most ridiculous idea i have read in a while. And i come often to these forums!

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

i come often to these forums!

You'll fit in quite well.

 

[GrizzlyB]

That's the most ridiculous idea i have read in a while. And i come often to these forums!

Obviously not often enough, otherwise you'd know what we're really talking about: a complete social structure overhaul, where ten-year olds getting down is the norm, babies are born in test tubes, and everybody gets all the drugs they can eat.

 

[Josiah]

Or shoot up and snort.

 

[kochoupink]

Obviously not often enough, otherwise you'd know what we're really talking about: a complete social structure overhaul, where ten-year olds getting down is the norm, babies are born in test tubes, and everybody gets all the drugs they can eat.

Can literature jokes be a Serebii mainstay from now on, please?

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

Half a gramme is better than a damn.

 

[Cipher]

Can literature jokes be a Serebii mainstay from now on, please?

Quite simply not. Because they're old. We can't have old things. The members won't understand them.

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

But that's what makes them good.