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Waiter, There's a ______ in my Soup

A

AlxK9207

Creative Co-Author
Well, you wanted a How To Tame Your Dragon-themed soup

Waiter, there's a Banana-Eating Monster in my soup!
 
J

Jfloydian

Ash <3 Misty
Well...you said you're allergic to bananas.

Waiter! There's a finger in my soup!
 
T

The Pokemon Broadcast

Snafu
Welcome to Wendy's, good sir/madam!

Waiter! there's a rubber glove in my soup!
 
I

Ionasal.kkll.Preciel

Saber Lion
I heard you like soup so I put soup in your soup so you can drink soup while you drink soup
Waiter, there's water in my soup
 
V

Void Ventus

Sic Parvis Magna
That is not water, sir. That's President Abraham Lincoln's two centuries old pee, preserved from a combination of an Egyptian gauze, a dried horse radish, and wet linen sprayed with the very best of alpaca spit. You were actually the 1 Millionth customer, so please, enjoy!

Waiter, Al Gore is swimming in my ox tail soup!
 
J

Jfloydian

Ash <3 Misty
That's not Al Gore! It's global warming causing neurotoxins to expand at an alarming rate tricking your retinas into thinking little men are swimming in the melting pools of glacier ice.

Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup.
 
V

Void Ventus

Sic Parvis Magna
Oh my! I'm very sorry, madam. I'll be sure to get everyone fired for such a huge mistake. Here is a butter knife instead. Please enjoy the meal!

Waiter, there's a lock of Scarlett Johansson's hair in my soup.
 
A

appelpower

Sinnoh Champion
That makes me want to rip my hair out from frustration.

Waiter, there's a leek in my duck soup!
 
V

Void Ventus

Sic Parvis Magna
*talks to self silently* DARN IT! Stupid! I told her to stay still. Now I'll get fired!

Waiter, Peter Parker's and Mary Jane Watson's marriage is in my soup!
 
P

Pink Harzard

So majestic
If they don't complain about a cat in their soup, it's about a cat-like Pokémon.

Waiter, there is a fan screaming ''HOENN REMAKES CONFIRMED!!!'' in my soup.
 
R

RogueMG10

Lieker of Mudkipz
But do they liek Mudkips?

Waiter, there's a snake in my soup!
 
P

Pink Harzard

So majestic
Wait, ON your soup? Not IN your soup? That is indeed mutated.

Waiter, there is a ban for telling something to dad in my soup.
 
R

RogueMG10

Lieker of Mudkipz
Uhhhhhh.... Wut.

Waiter, there is a child's dream in my soup.
 
R

RogueMG10

Lieker of Mudkipz
Yes sir, welcome to the BP Gulf Cafe.

Waiter, there's a sword in my soup.
 
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