Waiter, There's a ______ in my Soup

[Schade]

Oh, looks like someone tried to Escape the fate of bacon! Wait.. did you say Flying pig? I shall now bend all rules of imagination in order to baconize that flying pig!

Waitress, there's incorrect grammar in my Soup!

 

[Lluc]

The cook is secretly your english teacher who wants you to fix incorrect grammar.

Waiter, there's an elevator attendant in my soup.

 

[Ironthunder]

Deal with it.

Waiter, there's an idiot in my soup!

 

[Lluc]

Don't judge him! He's just blind and fell in your soup while trying to exit.

Waiter, there's a reward in my soup.

 

[Ironthunder]

That's mine.
Waiter, there's a cardboard box in my soup!

 

[Lluc]

Shh! Do you want the terrorists to hear you?! Now hide!

Waiter, there's a bad pun in my soup.

 

[zekeanenias]

It's okay, I've got worse.

Soup, there's a waiter in my bowl. A u A

 

[Lluc]

Why are you talking to soup? Soup doesn't talk.

Waiter, there's a robot with a human soul in my soup.

 

[Monster Guy]

*Is an empty shell due to a robot having my soul*

Waiter, someone is taking a bath in my soup!

 

[Wolfaotic]

They're after us!

Waiter, Rarity is in my soup!

 

[Monster Guy]

Rarity: Please darling, you must be seeing things. A lady doesn't have time to be sitting in somepony's soup. Besides, only Celestia knows where that bowl has been! Ugh...

Waiter, Pinkie Pie is in my soup.

 

[Wolfaotic]

Pinkie Pie: IT'S PARTY TIME!

Waiter, Rainbow Dash is in my soup.

 

[Skylander Sylveon]

Sorry, I thought you were a Brony. :C

Waiter! There is a Yuri Naruto pairing in my soup.

 

[Wolfaotic]

You'd better ship it!

Waiter, Zelda is in my soup!

 

[Skylander Sylveon]

Oops, that was meant for Impa. XD

Waiter, Skyla is in my soup. :O

(i'm SO not complaining like seriously leave her in there) xD

 

[Wolfaotic]

Would you leik more Skyla's?

Waiter, Spyro is in my soup!

 

[Skylander Sylveon]

Pardon me, I thought you were a green frog keen on revenge.

Waiter, there is a hippie protest group in my soup. ;;

 

[Hero of Truth]

Seriously, these guys are so annoying... Just don't listen to them.

Waiter, Grim Reaper is in my soup!

 

[Kuvario]

Looks like somebody will have to leave with him.

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.

 

[Hero of Truth]

Ooops, sorry for that. Our chef thought you would also order a second soup.

Waiter, Wario's Bike is in my soup!