Wandering Eyes. Hehe.

[Zenotwapal]

I hang out with a bunch of them!!!!

I've got lotsa friends that are girls! And it's not that i don't stare at their butts'n'chests, its that i do sometimes stare at their butts'n'chest! And they never know and or care!
;292;now i feel horrible.....

 

[Cryptozoologist]

LOL, Babylon's now being a "cool rebel" by posting a thread like this. How ironic.

And no, I don't get caught. I prefer to simply stare for a couple of seconds and then look away.

 

[TSL]

A couple times but I've learned to take passing glances.

 

[Krake]

I got caught looking at the thong of a girl in my English class. Other than that, I haven't been caught. My best friend always manages to see girls in thongs, that lucky SOB.

 

[TomDraco]

Mmm butts. It's all about quick glances and peripherals, baby.

Yep, that's the type of tatics you need. I use the # 'o clock system to help not get caught. For example, 12 'o clock equals staring, and 3 'o clock uses the right peripherals. Though, I'll admit I've been caught, but I'm a little akward with crecking out girls...

 

[Ethan]

.. You just suck. I never get caught. Ever.

The funny thing is you probably have many times believe it or not. Girls can use their peripherals too ya know. If you've never been caught, that probably just means a girl was giving the courtesy of pretending not to notice.

LOL, Babylon's now being a "cool rebel" by posting a thread like this. How ironic.

And no, I don't get caught. I prefer to simply stare for a couple of seconds and then look away.

Actually kind sir, I'm well versed in the art of making a decent topic with humor without being an idiot failtroll in the process. Which is more than I can say for yourself. Maybe you'll catch on some day, don't worry.

But do you ever have moments where you've completely zoned out and may have stared at someone? Those are the worst. I stare into space all the time especially in boring classes like math and theres always someone in my way that thinks I'm looking at them, and then thinks I'm a creep afterward.

...Watching girls laughing at you on a horse = awesome?

it is awesome. :<

 

[Mr. Mudkip]

No, but some people thought I was checking them out when I was zoned out staring into nothing.

Actually kind sir, I'm well versed in the art of making a decent topic with humor without being an idiot failtroll in the process. Maybe you'll catch on some day...

I failed at trying to make a semi-decent discussion.
Some members have no conversational skills.

 

[PartyPokemon]

Wow, this thread is already worth a barrel of laughs, lol.

Babylon gets giggles at for being hung on a horse; RagTag misses an opportunity right out of the porno plotbook; GhostAnime and Slipknot are well-worn bushwatchers; AEROBLASTER likes to burn holes in girls' pants with lazer stares; PartyPokemon accidentally lets slip the fact he's a roofie dealer; and Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.
I cannot hide my past. By the way, if you meet me in your nearest dark alley I could get you premium rates! Best prices in town, guaranteed. Highest quality Rohypnol in town, guaranteed. I know you want some, Profesco. You can't hide your past either.

This is great! XD

And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.
Yeah, yeah.
*shot*

Ok, Profesco. I'll stay on topic from now on.

 

[RayRay]

If you're caught why not just wink, cluck your tongue and point? Girls like being made to feel like trash...they pretend they don't, but they love that shiz

 

[Pyrax]

I've never been caught, which is hard to do since two girls in drama class are, well, really well endowed.
And both of them are in the same group as me =/

My perverted friend got caught 4 times on the same hour though.

 

[Hammerheart]

I find wearing dark sunglasses helps. cause no one can see were your eyes are looking.
obviously this doesnt work inside or when its not sunny.

 

[BUG]

I'd get caught more often if there was actually anything to look at at my school. =/

Then again, Amanda's got double D's and wears low cuts. But that's about it for my school.

 

[Kaasuti]

Ahem it's not just guys who do the checking out, us girls do it too and i have been caught several times, just smile, look away then you wont look so silly ^^.

 

[Cain Nightroad]

When you've got friends like I have, its hard to fail. Honestly, it's like they're trained snipers or something. And trust me, we're all fast snipers.

Heheheh, awright.

 

[Brumrha]

Ugh...

I've never looked at girls at my High School years, since having a girlfriend is the absolute last thing that I want. If I'm not either listening to lectures or doing work, I just plopped my head down on my desk.

That's another reason why I'm glad that I'm out of school for good.

Anyhow, if a girl ever forces me to marry her, I'm committing suicide. That way, I can laugh at her from safety while she becomes a drama queen.

*chuckles*

 

[Salam3nc3]

I have perfected the art of checking out girls.

Its all about technique. If you see a hot girl and you really want to check out those 'features', start your eyes at the corner of the room and slowly move your head towards the girl, but when you see the features, don't let them pull you in, keep that head moving. You'll look like you're just looking around the room.

If you didn't get a good look the first time, rinse and repeat.

 

[Kreis]

One of my friends is very hot, and one day during church she started fixing her hair. Anyway, I was looking at the clock that was above her and I hadn't even noticed what she was doing and she thought I was checking her out and said, "Geez Kreis, stop checking me out." The worst part is that my girlfriend was right beside me so it took me loads of explanations to prove to her that I wasn't checking her out.

 

[Orihime]

Ugh...

I've never looked at girls at my High School years, since having a girlfriend is the absolute last thing that I want. If I'm not either listening to lectures or doing work, I just plopped my head down on my desk.

That's another reason why I'm glad that I'm out of school for good.

Anyhow, if a girl ever forces me to marry her, I'm committing suicide. That way, I can laugh at her from safety while she becomes a drama queen.

*chuckles*

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[bobjr]

Ahem it's not just guys who do the checking out, us girls do it too and i have been caught several times, just smile, look away then you wont look so silly ^^.

Honestly I find girls to be worse at it just because they will keep staring at you, which ruins the point.

 

[Clamps]

I'd probably get caught a lot more if girls actually acknowledged me, but whatever. I'm such a social outcast, they think I'm busy thinking of burning down the school, when really I'm checking out dat ass.