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Wandering Eyes. Hehe.

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DarkLegend

The Grand Draconian
This one time, I was in the matrix and my black friend Morpheus was saying some BS about machines and the one. I saw this hot chick in a red dress. Morpheus caught me and told me to look at her again... I did but the chick turned into HUGO WEAVING!!! OMG!




PS: Somebody sig this...
 

Jink

DY-NO-MITE
I don't think there's anything I hate more than teenage guys staring at your boobs while talking to them. I mean, do they really think I didn't notice your eyes slip away from mine and start staring at my chest and then quickly look back up at me again?
Some girls at my school who wear really low tang-tops often complain about being stared at, but the entire reason why they wear the shirt is for the attention. But, come on, sometimes I just wear a tee-shirt and guys stare.

Keep your afternoon activities to yourself.
 

Jhonny

Officially The Worst
I don't think there's anything I hate more than teenage guys staring at your boobs while talking to them. I mean, do they really think I didn't notice your eyes slip away from mine and start staring at my chest and then quickly look back up at me again?.
Keep your afternoon activities to yourself.

If we shouldn't look, maybe you shouldn't wear them? BAH!

I must have lost about 1/5 of my exam time once because the girl in front of me was wearing a redoinkulous thong.
 

Honsy

Screaming Narwhal
If we shouldn't look, maybe you shouldn't wear them? BAH!

Yeah! Being polite and not a perv be damned!

I must have lost about 1/5 of my exam time once because the girl in front of me was wearing a redoinkulous thong.

That reminds me of this time last year in class, one of our friends was sitting near the front of the class, and us at the back, and she was wearing a g-string that was very visible.

So what did we do?

One of my friends snuck up behind her and snapped it.

Good times.
 

GhostAnime

Searching for her...
What's so polite about not looking at a girl?
 

Jhonny

Officially The Worst
What's so polite about not looking at a girl?

I assume he'll have been dropping his gaze in order to tip his hat. Some girls do like catching you glancing at them though, so long as you show an appropriate tint of shame (Y)
 

treespyro

Vintage much?
I have copped a lot due to the wandering eye by friends or my girlfriend who bag me out over it but when I do look at a girl they sometimes give me looks (Well it is depending on the Girl)

But I do get looks from 16 year old girls when I catching a bus after work, that is quite creepy though
 
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Blue Snover

Cold as ice
Wow, this thread is already worth a barrel of laughs, lol.

Babylon gets giggles at for being hung on a horse; RagTag misses an opportunity right out of the porno plotbook; GhostAnime and Slipknot are well-worn bushwatchers; AEROBLASTER likes to burn holes in girls' pants with lazer stares; PartyPokemon accidentally lets slip the fact he's a roofie dealer; and Jhonny can't help but perv on anything that lactates.

This is great! XD

And gentlemen, please try to recycle some of the dignity you're all trashing right now. I never get caught because I never "check anybody out." I get checked out.

*shot*

Profesco, it doesn't count if you look in the mirror mate.

I very rarely get caught checking a girl out because i look the other way at just the right moment, but the last time i did the young lady in question was flattered and blew me a kiss which was nice of her.

Another time i actually saw a girl checking me out and she got all embarassed about it.

Just goes to show you've either got it or you haven't.
 

Profesco

gone gently
I don't think there's anything I hate more than teenage guys staring at your boobs while talking to them. I mean, do they really think I didn't notice your eyes slip away from mine and start staring at my chest and then quickly look back up at me again?
Some girls at my school who wear really low tang-tops often complain about being stared at, but the entire reason why they wear the shirt is for the attention. But, come on, sometimes I just wear a tee-shirt and guys stare.

Keep your afternoon activities to yourself.

It is certainly more desirable to have your gentlemen friends show a bit of class when speaking with you, true. In all candor, peeking, the way it's spoken about in this thread, is going to be inevitable thanks to our biology. Ladies, you can't fault a young man for finding you delightful to look at, but when the sort of thing Jink here talks of happens, the looker also can't fault you for giving him a pointed slap on the cheek. If need be, guys, tell the girl you're eyeing that she looks nice or something. At the very least, smile abashedly and look away. The proper way to handle yourself, guys, is to not go too far with it.

That reminds me of this time last year in class, one of our friends was sitting near the front of the class, and us at the back, and she was wearing a g-string that was very visible.

So what did we do?

One of my friends snuck up behind her and snapped it.

Like that. =X

What's so polite about not looking at a girl?

Not looking at things is the highest expression of politeness. Don't you know blind people are the most mannered and civil people on the planet? 'Til they trip you with their cane. Then you can throw something in front of them while they're trying to cross the street, and still keep a clean conscience.

Profesco, it doesn't count if you look in the mirror mate.

Ahahahaha! Good one, Blue Snover! :D

Even though it was a dig at me, it still cracked me up, holy jeez. XDDD
 

Jhonny

Officially The Worst
I almost wept when I saw that there were entertaining posts in this thread. Yes, my life is that bad.
 

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Eye troubles, eh? I have a little twitching problem. My left eye twitches a lot. My sister tells me she gets a lot of girls asking if I was winking at them or something. It's kinda funny.
 

Zero Nexus

Stand up, go for it
A couple of years ago a girl in my form walked over to me and said hi, then grabbed her bag which was right behind me, then walked to her mate who was near-ish to me. As she walked away i couldn't help but stare at her arse. Her mate caught me and was like 'Whoa, checking you out!' and both girls just laughed. I did aswell.
 

TyranitarFan

Professional Badass
This one girl at in my math class sits right in front of my friend, so whenever i turn around to talk to him or listen to him, she thinks im checking her out. she's so retarded. and i always stare at the clock in boring classes, which happens to be in the center of the wall (i know, its weird) so i have to look past whoever is sitting in front of me. the person next to me thinks that im staring at the person in front of me, so they think that im checking them out. but when i actually do check someone out, i NEVER get caught. :D
 

pokemaster001

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Willow's Tara

The Bewitched
Bablyon- Hey what happened to your mod status? If you don't mind me asking,y ou don't have to tell me.

Anyways sure I do check out girls but not often. I might glance a at a girl and say she's pretty, since it's a pretty quick glance nobody really seems to pay attention. I don't stare of course.
But if I am talking to a girl I actualy talk to them and not a few inches below.
 

Krake

Flabebe's Kids
What's so polite about not looking at a girl?

This. After all, if you got it, flaunt it. ;) *inb4SapphireL'skilljoyrant*

But yeah, aside from the one time I mentioned earlier, no girl has ever commented any way on me checking them out.
 
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