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Weird Instant messages (multishipping)

Discussion in 'Shipping Fics' started by ChloboShoka, Dec 23, 2008.

  1. ChloboShoka

    ChloboShoka Writer

    Rating: Parts of the fic range between R and T for some bad language and references to sex which include implied cyber sex.
    Shippings: Multishipping, but the most dominant shipping in here is Cavaliershipping and Appealshipping.
    Notes: Well this is a christmas present for my friend Julie Julia, AKA Artifice and honey_clover122. I'm surprised I haven't seen someone on here try an MSN conversation type fic on this board, so I thought I would give it a go. I tried to make it look like a real MSN conversation and I used chat speak on some of the characters here too. My original plans were to keep this a one-shot, but much love on this fic caused more chpaters and randomness to occur.
    Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters, I just own the idea.

    Part One: Scroll down
    Part Two: Pikachu gets his own MSN
    Part Three: Egoshipping Dominant
    Part Four: Featuring some of the old members from SPPF
    Part Five: Unova Spin Off


    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Hey Ashy-boy!

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Hi Gary, havent seen u in a wile :)

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
    * While and haven't. I see you still have spelling issues.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Hey Im only human.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Yeah I know, what you been up to then?

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    By the way, your friend Dawn is gorgeous, how the hell did you get her to be in your group. Broke another girl's bike?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Yeah, Ill tell her when she signs in u never met may did u? I'm talking to her on MSN now.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    May? No I never met May

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Wanna see her? She's one who was with me at hoenn

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well sure, if she is online, add her.

    + May-Ruby has been added to this conversation.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    hi May, this is my friend gary he's profs oaks grandson

    May-Ruby says:
    Hey Gary ^_^

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Nice to meet you May and Ash, learn some grammar.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    It's too hard thought

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Yes, and it's also hard to understand you on here sometimes.

    May-Ruby says:
    erm.... lol
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    +So many gorgeous girls has been added to this conversation.

    + Who wants a rose has been added to this conversation.

    + Zoey is bored has been added to this conversation.

    + Princesses Dawn loves Zoey has been added to this conversation.

    + I>YOU has been added to this conversation.

    + Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to this conversation.
    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Hi guys, brb I gotta take care of stuff at my gym.

    Zoey is bored says:
    WTF

    I>YOU says:
    Who added me into this conversation?

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Hi Paul,May, Zoey, Ash, Brock and OMG hi Gary! *glomps*

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Hey Dawn *winks*

    Who wants a rose says:
    Hello Ash, haven't seen you in a while. I don't know who has added me, but I'm going to add Harley.

    ---------------------------------------------------------------
    + I'm a cute sexy kitten has been added to this conversation.
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------

    I>YOU says:
    Whoever added me into this conversation is having a match with me tomorrow morning.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    I added you.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
    Heh, only just saying that so you can have another battle.

    May-Ruby says:
    Well I haven't got I>YOU on my list so it can't be me.

    I>YOU says
    Call me Paul.

    Zoey is bored says:
    Dawn, I suggest that you change your display pic..... it's very suggestive.

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    I dont think its dat bad

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    I think you look very sexy in that picture Dawn.

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    May ur a fckng slt

    May-Ruby says:
    Why am I a slut Harley?

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    You took all the guys I wanted.

    Gary: I'm the man if I can't do it, no one can says:
    LMAO

    I'm a sexy kitten says:
    What so fnny gary

    Zoey is bored says:
    Your breasts are almost falling out of the dress Dawn. That's why I think you should change it. I don't want any pervs getting to you.

    Zoey is bored says:
    And WTF Harley

    I>YOU:
    You can talk Harley, your MSN name is quite kinky.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    hey harley that was pretty mean

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Where did brock go?

    Who wants a rose says:
    IDK

    Gary: I'm the man, if I can't do it, no one can says:
    It's funny how it just came out of nowhere and what's your ASL?

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    28/M/Hoenn

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Oh, I thought you were a girl at first. You act like one.

    Zoey is bored says:
    LOL

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    I want a Goldfuck

    Who wants a rose says:
    Woah!

    I>YOU says:
    WTF

    Zoey is bored says:
    Best 2 keep that 2 yourself Dawn.

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    *Golduck I mean, sorry typo

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    whats cyber, sum girl is asking me if i want cyber

    So many gorgeous girls says:
    Sorry for being so quiet guys, was having cyber with some pretty girl.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Back guys.

    May-Ruby says:
    Welcome back

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    WB Misty and Brock

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Thanks and .... Ash you better block that girl or else she'll be dealing with me!

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    ok....must be bad then.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    And Brock, we don't want to know about your “sex-life”

    Who wants a rose says:
    Ash, Cyber is like internet sex. Like Sex on a chat thing or role-playing sex with each other.

    May-Ruby says:
    It's like phone-sex but it's online.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

    Who wants a rose says:
    ...... it's not like that Ash.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Don't bother, he won't understand that sort of stuff.

    May-Ruby says:
    Harley's been rather quiet.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Yeah I noticed that too.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Crying probably, what was that all about anyway May?

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Hey Gary, that rhymed. You need to share us some of your sweet poems.

    I>You says:
    Guys, my computer's lagging, I gotta go. Ash, don't forget that battle you owe me.

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    x I>YOU has left the conversation.
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    I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
    Because I'm doing my hair.

    May-Ruby says:
    Oh erm..... welcome back Harley.

    Who wants a rose says:
    I gotta go soon BTW, I gotta go and train my Roserade.

    May-Ruby:
    Your Roselia evolved? Congrats Drew when was that.

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    That's awesome.

    Who wants a rose says:
    Thanks, Roselia evolved last week.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I'm still a water fan all the way. I actually wish I wish still traveling with you Ash, but I gotta go and take care of things at the gym.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Cool, same here. Would be great to see you in Sinnoh.

    Who wants a rose says:
    g2g see ya guys nice chatting to you guys again. Take care.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    OK bye

    May Ruby says:
    Bye Drew

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Cya
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    x Who wants a rose has left the conversation.
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    Zoey is bored says:
    Bye... Drew.

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Who did you kiss May?

    May-Ruby says:
    ...... *blushes *

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    she's kissed loads of guys.....

    May-Ruby says:
    ?

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    Drew, Ash, Brock, James, Nando, Kelly, Zoey, Ritchie, Tracey, Morty, Roark, Jun, Tyson and Jack Sparrow! Thats how much of a ***** she is

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    LMAO Firstly, I've never heard a guy named Kelly.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
    Secondly, Jack Sparrow is a fictional character.... so there would be zero change of that happening.

    May-Ruby says:
    And thirdly, I've only kissed Drew and Ash. I've never seen Roark, Morty or Jun. Seen some of the others but I never kissed them.

    So many Gorgeous girls says:
    Oh my god! I FOUND A PICTURE OF NURSE JOY NAKED! YAY!

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    << TMI guys, and we do not need to know Brock. If I was there, I'd be pulling your ear right now.

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Erm ok, I'm reading a Snape/Harry fic.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    I had no idea you liked Yaoi Dawn?

    May-Ruby says:
    I like Yaoi and Yuri

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I don't mind it, it can be very cute.

    So many gorgeous girls says:
    I LOVE YURI! I love the hot Girl on Girl action.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    WTF

    I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
    OMG YAOI <3 <3 <3

    Gary: I'm the man, If I can't do it, no one can says:
    I wish I'd known Dawn, I actually wrote a KakaIru drabble, I never got round to posting it because I was so busy.

    May-Ruby says:
    I like NaruHina

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    May, I like Naruto/Hinata too, I think Hinata is a really sweet character.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    What are you guys on about? O_0

    May-Ruby says:
    Ash, you've never heard of Naruto have you?

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    OMG Gary, send me it!

    Zoey is bored says:
    Copy and paste it into the convo, I'm bored I need something to read.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Iruka always did find Kakashi attractive. His fingertips danced around Kakashi's silver hair as his lips fell upon his dreamy tongue. Why he waited so long to touch his mysterious face, he did not know. The more he thought about him, the more he wanted him. He wouldn't have it any other way because the pair of them had formed a close relationship over the years.

    His eyes indeed looked beautiful in the moonlight. His skin felt like genuinely silk and he wanted to make love to him. After all these years of hiding his sexuality to everyone, he decided to make his fantasies come true.

    “It's beautiful tonight,” Kakashi announced as he looked up to the sky.

    “Not as beautiful as you,” Iruka said.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    eh..... eww

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    Wow that was really well written. So much passion on there. You're a great writer Gary.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Thanks for your kind words Dawn.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I think that could be lengthened out a bit more, it looks great so far.

    May-Ruby says:
    I agree with Misty.

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    OMG CUTE UPDATE! UPDATE!

    So many gorgeous ladies says:
    I'm hard on..... this.... this.....babe..

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    We don't need to know. I defiantly plan on going to Sinnoh to keep an eye on you! I want to make sure you're giving Ash a good example.

    May-Ruby says:
    Me too!

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    XD

    Zoey is bored says:
    XD Oh my, well I prefer Yuri.

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    Zoey are u and dawn dating each other?

    Zoey is so bored says:
    ................ yes ^_^;;

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    OMG how sweet! <3

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Zoey seems to be very possessive of Dawn... hehe. Ash, once you get your spelling and grammar fixed up, we could start making our own little stories together. How do ya like the sound of that! *winks*

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I better be involved with this too Gary!

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Of course, you and May can join in if you like.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    erm, i dont like the sound of this.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Don't lie I know you want to. *winks*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    As long as its nothing rude or something i feel fine with, then yes I will do it!

    Zoey is bored says:
    Oh boy.....

    May-Ruby says:
    I think this has gone too far.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    well i have to go now see u guys later i gotta train for my gym battle tomorrow

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    OK, bye Ash! Take care.

    May-Ruby says:
    Yeah, I gotta go too. See ya.

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    x Ash Ketchum of Pallet has left the conversation.

    X May-Ruby has left the conversation.
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    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    I'm gonna stay on for a while.

    Zoey is bored says:
    Well Dawn, don't stay up too late. We're suppose to be meeting up tomorrow morning.

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    dnt u thnk its weird tht ash n may left at the same time?

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    No, Ash has always had some interesting coincidences.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Aww, Tracey's ill. He couldn't come today.

    Zoey is bored says:
    Tracey?

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Oh Tracey, I know him, he's my grandpa's assistant. I saw him when he came with him when I was working in the labs. He was there when we got to revive some fossils.

    Princess Dawn locves Zoey says:
    Wow, that sounds awesome!

    Zoey is bored says:
    Yeah, that's cool.

    I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
    well i need to go and get my beauty sleep now. My baby wigglytuff is waiting for me. Bye guys!

    Zoey is bored says:
    Bye Harley

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Goodbye

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    See ya

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    x I'm a cute sexy kitten has left the conversation.
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    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well it seems like I'm the only guy in this conversation.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Yeah, I think you are, Gary.

    Zoey is bored says:
    I gotta go to the pokemon center, so see ya guys later.

    Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
    OK bye Zoey! Love you.

    Zoey is bored says:
    Yeah... love you too. XD

    --------------------------
    x Zoey is bored has left the conversation.
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    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well, it's just the three of us. ;)

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    No, you've forgotten about Brock.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    He's most likely looking up on porn, nothing to worry about. He's a pervert.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Let's make sure that Brock doesn't find that you've said that about him.

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    Yeah, he might not be happy, although he does act like one.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    LOL, I love your new MSN name Dawn. *winks*

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    Thanks a lot =D Yours is awesome too. *Winks back*

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Well, it might be a good thing to leave you too alone, you seem to be getting along very well.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Nah, you're free to stay Misty. You should come over to mine sometime, we never did get to speak to each other much.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Well, that's a very kind offer. I'll see what I can do. I'll call you sometime, when I'm free.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well, I think I'll come to Cerulean since you're busy. I battled your sisters when I was there last, they were pretty much a push over. You're my favorite out of the sisters because you're tough.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Well thanks a lot Gary.

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    Aww, so Misty, you're still coming to see us in Sinnoh?

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Sure, I'm still planning to come over Sinnoh, I heard they have some nice lakes there.

    So many gorgeous girls says:
    I AM NOT A PERVERT!

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    XDDD

    So many gorgeous girls says:
    Hey Dawn, I thought you loved Zoey.

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    Of course I do, I love Gary too, and you, Ash, my pokemon and my friends and family too.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Spread the love

    So Many gorgeous girls says:
    Well I gotta go and cook Ash and Dawn's meal, so see ya.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    OK bye Brock. I gotta go too, Daisy wants the computer.

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    See ya guys.

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    x So may gorgeous girls has left the conversation.

    X Tomboyish Mermaid has left the conversation.
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    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well Dawn, have you got a webcam?

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    Yeah I have, we could see each other on cam. *winks*

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well are you alone? I am for a while.

    Princess Dawn loves Gary says:
    Yeah, me too until Brock finishes dinner.
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2012
  2. riolulu

    riolulu <riolulu_sppf.exe>

    wow, usually I don't read fics on serebii, but I have to say that this one was really really good. I attempted an IM conversation fic once and I just sucked at it...it's not as easy as it looks. You did a really good job! How each character typed kept them in-character. You showed the shipping aspects just right. I liked each of their names, too. :3

    Great job, and if you do plan to continue, please put me on the PM list!

    EDIT: oh, and I think that PG13 would be fine for this fic.

    ~riolulu
     
  3. Mel-Girl

    Mel-Girl left. right.

    Haha, I liked this. It was randomly cute and I noticed your little additions of other fandoms. Harley made me lol, Takeshi was way perverted and Hikari was all cute and innocent with her spreading the love for everybody. Plus Hikari uses XD a lot, just like me so <3. Somehow, the thought of Shinji even bothering with IM amuses me. LOL, he should've stayed on when Shigeru and Hikari were still on. 8D

    Gotta love the Cavaliershipping. Lately, I've been getting back into it. Now you make me want to have a random IM scene in Except Me, lol. XD

    It was a fun read. :D I liked it. XD
     
  4. honey_clover112

    honey_clover112 tsundere full force!

    oh hell. Thank you so much. <3 I have to agree with Mel-Girl, the thought of Shinji doing that is priceless. I wonder what made him do it. A little... persuasion? *wink*

    By the way, Harley = awesome. >D If you are going to continue this- and I doubt it- ShigeKasu!? 8DDDD! Win. *is a fan of Egoshipping* And Ash needs more street smarts. I mean- not knowing CYBER?

    And that KakaIru reference was an A++. =D

    *can't believe she came back to SPPF*
     
  5. shadow_shipper

    shadow_shipper ...indeed...

    Oh wow, I never thought this would make me laugh so hard on Christmas xD
    But anyway, here's your long overdue review =)

    I can so immagine May being the one to overuse smileys and expressions like lol, wtf, rofl, etc...

    lol
    Dawn's excited ^^

    Hah, I would have had the same reaction as gary on that one...
    But I can immagine Harley thinking that deep inside :p

    xDD
    That line is gold ^^ no pun intended, but seriously, that made be burst our laughing :D
    Very subtle typo, and especially possible, since "d" and "f" keys are right next to each other lol

    Again, win ^^

    lol, random, but ok, why not ? :D

    No need for a question mark here.

    Love the Harley reaction ^^
    Especially since he's shown a bit excessive here :p

    Gar, the calm, collected sophisticate ^^
    Writing classy yaoi pairings :p

    You make Harley the greatest character here ^^

    And that was, indeed, a nice drabble ;)

    0wn3d

    [/flirt]

    EgoShipping, my first true love <3

    this got me thinking : Ash, Brock and Dawn are near each other (physically), yet they have three seperate computers ?

    Does she still have that suggestive pic ? ^^

    Overall, I'd love to see more "crack" like this :)
    You should definately write another chapter imo.

    Congratulations, this was very nice :D
     
  6. Tadashi

    Tadashi kiss my greens

    Oh hell to the yes! 8D So much good stuff in here!

    I loved how you kept everyone in-character. Great Pallet dialogue (omfg yay ty! <3), Dawn was such a cute yaoi fangirl (lol goldf*ck. Instant win.), and Harley was completely bipolar, as usual XD

    Also; I wouldn't trust Brock to cook my dinner after cybering & looking up porn <_<; Just throwin it out there XD

    I hope you do a second chapter, because this definitely has the potential to go far! I laughed so much, and I fell absolutely in love with it <3 The idea itself is bloody brilliant, and I think it was well executed. Keep it up! 8D
     
  7. sapphire_addict

    sapphire_addict Brooklyn rage!

    i didn't expect much but this was absolutly hilarious! my parents came and told me to shut up i was laughing so hard. they were all in character too. you totally should keep writing this. harley made me laugh histericly.
     
  8. ChloboShoka

    ChloboShoka Writer

    XD Cheers for the kind reviews guys. I decided to do a second chapter; still think the first chapter is the funniest, this one is a bit longer. XDD So enjoy.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Bow to your king, Ash! :p

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Gary….. y did u ask dawn 2 strip

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    What! LOL How did you find out?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Brock cawt her

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
    Cawt?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Yeah cawt her doing it, and sw u topless.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    LMAO

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Cawt – That’s a very unique way of spelling caught; never seen that before.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Well… thnx lol

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    One thing, I wouldn’t trust Brock with cooking after cybering and looking up porn. Was he masturbating?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    We haven’t got masterbation.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    I meant him doing masterbation, not you or Dawn.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    I fort masterbation was a bord game. That’s wot Jessie and James told me.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    LMAO

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
    Was he playing with his penis? *If you know what that is.*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Yes I do no wot that is and IDK Brock wernt in the same room as me and dawn. Me and dawn were in the same room till I went.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
    Were you three using computers in an internet café?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Yeah sorta,I was using the laptop mom brort me @ Christmas. Dawn had one from her mom too.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it no one can says:
    I see, I was wondering. XD Dawn must have moved into a different room, when she saw me on webcam. Either that or you're a bad liar

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    U still never awnsered my question, y did u ask dawn 2 strip?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    How did you know it’s not Brock being jealous?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    i herd brock being pissed off and demadin her 2 put her clothes bck on. Then I asked her wot happened and she told me.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    She told me not 2 tell anyone coz zoey wud go mad. And she sounded like she liked it coz she was all giggly about it.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Its ok, brocks not the jelus tipe.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Oh really, that’s not what Misty told me.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Remember Melody, Latias and Bianca? I had no idea you were such a ladies man.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Wha

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    I speak to a lot of girls on MSN, most of them know you. Some think you’re cute and very hot. :p

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it! No one can says:
    Yesterday, I was in a group conversation some girls named Tadashi, Mel, Chloe, Artifice, Katsu and some others. I added Dawn on there too.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Wozs it fun?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Oh it was lovely. They were such a sweet bunch of people.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Well, I do rememba Melody, Latias and Bianca, y ask, do u know em?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Trying to act all innocent are you know, Ash? *winks*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Hey I aint done nuffin bad to em.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Oh Ash, you womaniser; that’s not what Misty told me either.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    I AM NOT A WOMANISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Now I know why you have a lot of girls who fancy you. You have no idea how many fan clubs you have. Makes me wonder weather your dense behavior is just an act.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    R u trying to say Im a fake

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    You’re a mysterious man, Ash. XD

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Anyway, it’s time for Paul! XP

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Erm… Pauls not ere.

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    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    He is now. Hello Paul.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Heya Paula

    I>YOU says:
    Hi and my name is not Paula.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    XD Let’s add the ladies

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    I’ll add Pikachu.

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    + Dawn: Can’t wait for Misty to visit has been added to this conversation.

    + May Sapphire has been added to this conversation.

    + Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to this conversation.

    + Hands off boys, Dawn is mine has been added to this conversation.

    + Pikachu has been added to this conversation.
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    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    You gave Pikachu his own MSN? 0_o

    Pikachu says:
    Well he did but he got dawn to set it up for him.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    WTF, Pikachu has better spelling than Ash.

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    Hi everyone! ^_^

    Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
    Gary, I want words with you!

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Well say it out now!

    Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
    Me and Brock were talking on MSN he told me something.

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    ^_^;;

    Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
    Explain why you were sexually playing with Dawn last night.


    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    I was just trying to be a gentlemen, I have no idea where Brock got such things from.

    I>YOU says:
    I must be missing something.

    I >YOU says:
    I’ve never heard of a gentlemen requesting a girl to strip on cam.

    I>YOU says:
    In my dictionary, that’s a pervert and a scum. Don’t lie out of this one, I saw! My brother did too.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    O-0 I come back to this….

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Oh no

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    ….. Paul, you saw me? How did…

    I>YOU says:
    It’s obvious; you two were flirting with each other the whole time in that convo. You forgot to close the cam with me, I was busy with something then Reggie came in and saw. He was shocked.

    May Sapphire says:
    Oh man, WTF

    Hands off boys! Dawn is mine says:
    *face palm*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    HEY GUYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IT’S CHRISTMAS SOON.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Ash, Christmas was weeks ago.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Well we celabrate it erly, then recelabrate when it actually arrives.

    May Sapphire says:
    I’m not sure that’s helping, Ash.

    Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
    No it’s not.

    Pikachu says:
    WTF ????

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Jingle bell jingle bell jingle bell cock

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Jingle bell wings and jingle bell flings

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    And idk how the rest of it gos

    May Sapphire says:
    XDDDDD *not sure if I should have said that though*

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Not as good as the goldfuck.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Hey Dawn! Do you still want a Goldfuck? XD

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    Sure =D

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Well I have a pysfuck, maybe we could trade and if you work hard with it, you could get the goldfuck you’ve wanted. XD

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    Cool <3 <3

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    LMAO

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Misty, were those consistent typos or where they deliberate?

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I’ll leave that to your imagination. :p

    Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
    Keep Dawn out of this plz.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Zoey, you’re way too overprotective.

    Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
    I have every right to be.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I wouldn’t play with Dawn like that. We’re just having fun.

    Hads of boys, Dawn is mine says:
    And Gary had his fun with her.

    I>YOU says:
    And FYI Gary, not only is it vulgar, disgusting, stupid and for losers, it is also illegal. Dawn is still young and you’re meant to be older and wiser. I’m disappointed.

    May Sapphire says:
    He has a point you know.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Paul, you’re WAY too serious.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    We shud drop the webcam porn saga and lets all get along like the nice people we are.

    May Sapphire says:
    Yeah… what Ash said.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    A shame Harley’s not online, she sounded pretty cool.

    May Sapphire says:
    Erm….

    May Sapphire says:
    Misty…. Harley is a boy.

    Pikachu says:
    *sighs*

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    I’m on deviantart right now. I’m on Lilineko’s page. Such a lady she is, she’s drawn some great pictures of some of us. XD

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    As a couple =D

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Her pics r good

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Not just good, AWESOME <3

    May Sapphire says:
    The internet is an amazing place…..

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    FOR PORN!

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    WTF ASH!

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    That was so not you, Ash.

    May Sapphire says:
    Pervert =D

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    THAT WAS PIKACHU AND BROCK! NOT ME!!!!!!!!

    Pikachu says:
    ^_^

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    I love how Pikachu acts all innocent.

    Zoey is NOT AMUSED says:
    Dawn, I’m gonna drag along with me.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Ash…. you womaniser. *winks*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    IM NOT A FACKING WOMIZER GARY U JERK!

    May Sapphire says:
    Womaniser womaniser womaniser oh you’re a womaniser, you you you are you you you are

    May Sapphire says:
    A womaniser womaniser womaniser womaniser

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    May ur ment 2 b on my side

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Ash, May is on about the song womaniser, the one by Britney Spears.

    May Sapphire says:
    I’m not taking anyone’s side. Besides I was joking.

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    + James shall unite all peoples within our nation has been added to this conversation.
    + Meowth, that’s right has been added to this conversation.
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    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Wow didn’t no dat u 3 had msn

    Pikachu says:
    GTFO

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    Prepare for trouble!

    James shall unite all peoples within our nation says:
    Make it double!

    Pikachu says:
    STFU

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Yes we know, we don’t need you three to spam our convo with an old motto you’ve used for years.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Oh Jessie, you’re such a saucy minx.

    I>YOU says:
    Now wait a minute!

    May Sapphire says:
    Huh?

    Ash Ketchum of pallet says:
    ?

    Pikachu says:
    Pika?

    I>YOU says:
    Gary! You’ve called Ash a womaniser, yet you’ve been flirting with girls since the age of ten. The only womaniser is this conversation IS YOU! You’ve got quite a reputation!

    May Sapphire says:
    Cut down on the sex talk and swear words please, my brother is near me.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    HI MAX! :)

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    You’re just jealous that I’m talented than you, Paul.

    I>YOU says:
    Why would I be wanna be jealous of you?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Well, I’m cool, I’m sophisticated, I’m suave, sexy, calm, relaxed, intelligent, charm and talent. ^_^

    I>YOU says:
    Rubbish! Well when we meet, you could show that in a battle can’t you?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    More than willing too.

    Pikachu says:
    We should stop fighting.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Yeah Pikachu’s right.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Let’s all give Ash a round of applause! *clap clap*

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    WTF okay *claps*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Y?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    You’re grammar has improved. XD

    I>YOU says:
    WTF

    Zoey is NOT AMUSED says:
    I g2g see ya.

    I>YOU says:
    BRB

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    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    Hey there twerps.

    James shall unite all peoples within our nation
    Our laptops keep on lagging.

    Meowth, that’s right says:
    Works fine for me! If you hadn’t have downloaded all hentai and yaoi stuff, you’d be alright.

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    I love Yaoi

    May Sapphire says:
    ME TOO!

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    + Monsoir Drew has been added to this conversation.
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    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    It’s cool. :)

    Monsoir Drew says:
    Hey everyone :D

    Fabulous Harley says:
    Hello babes.

    Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
    Yo!

    Fabulous Harley says:
    Dawn ur such a stuna

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    What about me?

    Fabulous Harley says:
    U 2 Jessie-dear

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Harley, I thought you called Dawn tuna at first. XD

    Fabulous Harley says:
    Soz but dawns gorgus in them photos her gf is so luky

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    I know, she’s our own little star.

    Princess of Twinleaf says:
    Thanks, that’s so nice of you. J

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Hey Gary! *winks*

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Yeah Misty!

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Don’t forget, we have to meet Lilineko over at her hotel room in Celadon. She’s gonna draw us again.

    Fabulous Harley says:
    Wow! You’re meeting Lilineko in the flesh? Her art is amazing.

    May Sapphire says:
    Good luck =D

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Well, it’s not just her, Lilineko says a few of her friends are coming to draw us too.

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    Wow, how lucky.

    Meowth, that’s right says:
    You both are gonna be clothed right?

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    ….

    Princess of Twinleaf says:
    She’s drawing you too naked? :O

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Porn?

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    FYI, yes, it’s an artistic nude drawing and photographs for a magazine interview. There is a difference between porn and artisit nude for those who don't understand. *coughcoughashcoughcough*

    Princess of Twigleaf says:
    Awesome.

    May Sapphire says:
    WOW!

    Fabolous Harley says:
    AWESOME! Wot magasin?

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Wots the intervu 4?

    Pikachu says:
    :)

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    It’s for Kanto’s vogue and Anime Gossip. So tomorrow will be hectic.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Well, you’ll have to wait and see =D

    May Sapphire says:
    Dating?

    Fabulous Harley says:
    I must buy tht issue then!!!!!!! <3

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Well, you’ll have to buy it and find out. :3

    May Sapphire says:
    Lol XD

    Pikachu says:
    Sounds fun. ^_^

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    SexsexsexsexXDDDDhjkgjhk

    Pikachu says:
    :)

    May Sapphire says:
    WTF ASH

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    LMAO

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    That was pikachu playing with the keyboards.

    Pikachu says:
    Sorry ^_^

    May Sapphire says:
    How come your both on MSN on the same computer.

    Pikachu says:
    Ash is using the program and Im on meebo. ^_^ and good luck on your interview Misty and Gary.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Aww thanks Pikachu, yeah I have to go now, Daisy wants the computer.

    Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
    Paul, Jessie, James and Meowth have died on this conversation.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    See ya.

    May Sapphire says:
    Bye Misty

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Bye Mist

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    See ya Misty, =D

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    Last edited: Jan 12, 2009
  9. Tadashi

    Tadashi kiss my greens

    Oh Gary XD

    Oh wut. =D! I actually LOL'd when I saw that! Yay, I get a mention! How odd, I don't remember talking to Gary on MSN. I blame Chloe for spiking the punch.

    lmao! Best. fic. ever. XD!

    That is so friggin awesome! Pikachu has its own MSN! And yes, it spells better than Ash O___o

    Suuuuuuuuuure it was XD

    Is it terribly bad that I cued up that song as soon as Gary said "Womanizer"? XD

    Again: suuuuuuuure it was.


    Yay! I'm so glad you made a second chapter~ <3 I had quite a few chuckles, and talking about dirtiness in a group is always a riot >D I hope you make a third one eventually~ :3
     
  10. Encyclopika

    Encyclopika The Queen

    That...was amazing. XDDDD Go Pikachu! 8D Well, all of the Pikachu parts made me LOL, but this one took the cake. So cute. T^T
    All in all, I read both portions and I must say this wins for being crack. I really didn't mind that everyone was on different computers, even when Ash, Dawn, and Brock were supposedly within the same vicinity. This fic is good all on it's own in it's own universe. The second chapter was incredibly funny, but only because it succeeded the first chapter - which is awesome and well-played.
    Love it. I'll be looking for updates. :D
     
  11. riolulu

    riolulu <riolulu_sppf.exe>

    The second chapter was really awesome. I liked the theme of Gary asking Dawn to strip on camera, and how that seemed to be the main conflict throughout the chapter. That led to the whole Dawn-and-Zoey-growing-apart-and-having-issues concept. Maybe this problem will continue to grow in a potential chapter three? I also like how Jessie, James, Pikachu, and Meowth got their own MSNs, here. :3 That made me feel happy inside!

    Again, awesome chapter! If you decide to write a chapter three I would love to be notified like I was for this one, and will read it ASAP!!!

    ~riolulu
     
  12. Mel-Girl

    Mel-Girl left. right.

    LOL once again, a great chapter. I'm still loving the concept of the Pokemon characters on online chat and usually fanfics that contain these aren't done right, but this is good and often makes me go XD. It's great.

    Is it bad that I still want more of this? It's just a funny, light-hearted fic that makes for a fun read. X3

    Also I liked how you mentioned us and that we'd been in a chat with Shigeru and Hikari and the gang. 8D I want to be stuck on a chat with Shinji... 8DDDD Though he might be annoyed at my overuse of smileys such as XD, X3, :3, :eek: and more... LOL

    This was a great read! I might read the chapters over and over again. I'm in a good mood, yes. XD
     
  13. Shatoshi

    Shatoshi Johto Trainer

    ha ha ha this story is pretty funny and im gonna take a guess and say that artist is you XD and my only advice is keep writing them cuz thier pretty funny!
     
  14. sapphire_addict

    sapphire_addict Brooklyn rage!

    all i can say is= LMAO. pikachu was so hilarious! and gary calling ash a womanizer... i'm still laughing. but darn it i was trying to write a fic of my own when i read this, and now i can't stop laughing so it's ruining the mood of my fic. keep writing these.
     
  15. ChloboShoka

    ChloboShoka Writer

    Thanks again for the nice reviews again. Nice that this is getting some well written reviews. And Shaaoshi, nope the artist ain't me, Lilineko is a friend of mine on DA. She used to be on here, but I still talk to her on DA and MSN. She's done a lot of egoshipping stuff.

    Which now I mention it, egoshipping anyone?


    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    XD the rest of them think we are offline.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Just us two :p

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Misty, how about we go on a date for Sistoi, you know that new top restaurant in Celadon? It is one of my favorite places to eat. Much better and tastier than Mcdonalds

    Gary: I'm the Man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    There's a dance-floor there, too

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Paul was right, you are a womanizer XD

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I've never been in that restaurant before, It's very expensive but we could give it a go. I don't like McDonalds too much either, but Ash loves it there.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Don't worry, I'll pay.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says, well Okay.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    So Misty, I'll pick you up at about half five outside the gym, I've booked our seats for six. Is that fine with you?

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    That's great! See you there. :)

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    lol I would love to see their reaction when they read Anime Gossip.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Us two on the front cover. XD and Lili's nude drawings of us XD

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Ash is going to be the most shocked I think.

    Tomboysih Mermaid says:
    I think the group conversations shock him hard enough as it is.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well I mentioned most of this to Dawn, but she has promised she would keep this quiet.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    When she stripped for you on cam?

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can saysL
    Yeah.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I'm still pissed about that... but I know it was that heat of the moment thing but that was a tad too far.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    I know.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Still

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    XD at the golduck line, I won't forget that line in a while.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Poor Ash. XD

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Did you and Dawn actually have cyber?

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Maybe =D

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    She weren't wearing panties.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Ooooooh

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    So she's a bit of a little *****?

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Yeah. I only took my top off, that's all I did.

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    I find that hard to believe.

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Why would that be?

    Tomboyish Mermaid says:
    Because you've always been a womanizer. *winks*

    Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
    Well, let's see if I can convince you. *winks*

    ~~~~~
    At the date:

    The hot piano's voice gave a soothing atmosphere. The trumpets tagged along and added a jazzy rhythm. Tables filled with people, waiting for their food and some already tucking in. Misty had never been to a kind of restaurant before, not one with posh food like this one. She knew it was one of Gary's favorites in Kanto. The last time she went to Celadon City, was when Ash received the rainbow badge and where he dressed up as Ashley. She heard the restaurant had a very high standard and the food was also expensive.

    “So what do you think of the meal?” Gary asked the redhead.

    “I think it's delicious,” Misty ensured him. “tastes expensive, I don't know if I can afford this.”

    “Don't worry,” Gary assured her, “I'm paying the bill.”

    “Thanks a lot, Gary.”

    Misty knew Gary since he was ten, but she never got a chance to properly speak to Gary. She knew he was the son of Professor Oak and shared a rivalry with Ash, but that was roughly about it. When she first laid eyes on him, the ladies always surrounded him, cheering him on wherever he went. He had his own flashy car; money in his pocket and the finest pokemon. He was a great rival for her friend, Ash. She did see him from time to time, and Misty knew that Gary gradually became a better person; he was less vain and more nicer.

    When Misty set up MSN for her sisters, she decided to set one up for herself. It was a pleasant surprise that Gary had added her on MSN; the group conversations were hilarious. Gary said some pretty flattering words to her on there, like she was his favorite out of the Waterflower sisters because she was tough. Most people would often not count Misty as a Waterflower sister at first because she was the youngest and least popular. Since taking over the gym, she was known as the gym leader. Gary was sophisticated, suave and sexy.

    He matched her expectations rather well too; she received a bunch of chocolates and a bunch of red roses by him. She loved the shock on her sister's faces and their eager wait for more gossip. She enjoyed Gary's idea of a date; fine dining with some tango thrown in. She was almost finished with her chicken mango risotto with salmon. The menu was adventurous too, she could understand why Gary enjoyed this place so much; lots of seafood dishes and choices of drink.

    “So, I take it things were very different since you left Ash and Brock?” Gary asked her.

    “It was quite a shock,” Misty admitted, “I mean being use to traveling with them every day and being able to end it... it was... hard.”

    “Old habits die hard,” Gary confirmed, “but the future's looking bright. Don't you worry about Ash, he's fine and always will be.”

    “I know.”

    “So, are you excited for the interview and modeling?” Gary asked. He poured some scarlet wine into Misty's empty glass.

    “Well, yeah I am.” Misty replied, “I've never done stuff like this before, so it's a nice challenge.”

    “You think you can get over what happened between me and Dawn?” Gary's palms rested on her delicate hands.

    “I may be able to.” Misty responded. She looked down on his hand with her aquamarine eyes.

    “I think it's best we put that silly moment behind us!” Gary decided. He leapt to his feet, lifting Misty's hands. The way he touched her, reminded her of someone who tried to take her heart before – Rudy, but she hadn't seen him since she left the island.

    Misty had finished her dish, and was ready for a dance. As soon as the music quickened into a tango style beat. The pair of them stood up. She allowed Gary to wrap his fingers around hers and to lead her to the dance floor. Smoothly, he claimed her hips and her shoulders. Saturday night was the perfect time for party dance moment.

    ~~~~~

    The day after:

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    LETS TALK ABOUT SEX!

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    + May Sapphire has been added to this conversation.

    + Princess of twinleaf has been added to this conversation.

    + Jessie shall protect the world from devastation has been added to this conversation.

    + James shall unite all people within our nation has been added to this conversation.

    + Ritchie has been added to this conversation.

    + Sparky has been added to this conversation.
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    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    pikachu, theyre all gonna think im a womaiser now when im not

    Pikachu says:
    xD

    Ritchie says:
    lol sparky does that to me all the time 2.

    Ritchie says:
    and wicked, u got gave pikachu his own msn too. ^_^ a nice girl named tadashi from sppf helped me get msn 4 both me and sparky

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    cool, gary mentioned tadashi before, gary spoke to her and some of her friends there

    May Sapphire says:
    Hiya ^_^ and BTW Gary's a grammar nazi.

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    Misty and Gary are having their photoshoot and interviews today.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    u dont think they wud reelly have a naked photoshoot do ya

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    Maybe

    May Sapphire says:
    How is Pikachu typing? It's arms are really short.

    Pikachu says:
    Sometimes my arms are too short to reach the keyboards, so I use my tail. And I also need to make sure that we dont mess this laptop up like we did to your bikes.

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    i wish I could be on the front cover of a magazine.

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    I could pull off a great impression of madonna.

    Pikachu says:
    WTF are they doing in this conversation?

    Sparky says:
    idk

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    u added them pikachu

    Pikachu says:
    no you did.

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    Well, thanx to you twerps, our laptops are lagging

    Pikachu says:
    serves you right from how many times you've tried to kidnap me =<

    Sparky says:
    :(

    May Sapphire says:
    Well no rest for the wicked

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet sayus:
    where did meowth go

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    He's shoplifting.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    that wud be heavy 4 him 2 lift. I mean a shop would b 2 heavy 4 him.

    May Sapphire says:
    I think they mean he's stealing things from a shop.

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    Its the only to live.

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    *the only way to live.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    it's so quiet wiv misty and gary gone

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    sory for not being on, i'm trying new dresses on to see what will look good for the contest.

    May Sapphire says:
    Good luck Dawn.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    i wonder wat misty n gary r doing now?

    May Sapphire says:
    idk

    Pikachu says:
    (secks)

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    i dun thinx so pikachu, gary wud not do that 2 her and if he tried misy strong enuff 2 say no

    May Sapphire says:
    And you know... Gary if Gary was here, he'd be teasing you about your spelling and grammer.

    May Sapphire says:
    * Grammar

    Pikachu says:
    Ash knows how to spell, he's just too lazy.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Brock is banned 4 a week on the computer.

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    Zoey almost broke up with me. And she's not talking to me now. :=<

    May Sapphire says:
    awww *hugs Dawn*

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    Serves ya right for being such a slut!

    Pikachu says:
    you're the slut here Jessie

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    That's not very nice Pikachu.

    May Sapphire says:
    Well Jessie wasn't being nice either.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    hey its xmas soon!

    May Sapphire says:
    Sure for another eleven months.

    Ritchie says:
    So Gary asked 1 of u girls 2 strip?

    Pikachu says:
    yeah he asked Dawn to.

    Ritchie says:
    WTF is that what people only use MSN for nowadays. They ask for ASL, cam and ask you to get ur dick/tits/ussy/chest out! Thats disgusting, takes away the whole fun of msn.

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    I hope Zoey doesn't tell my mom. X.X

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    lol

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    I wish Zoey would be online now. *cries*

    May Sapphire says:
    *huggles Dawn*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    always luk on the bright side of life. *whistles*

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Always luk on the light side of life *whilstles*

    Ritchie says:
    been talking to a nice girl named April. Unlike most of the other MSN girls, she dun ask sexual and personal queations.

    Jessie Shall Protect the world from devastation says:
    I wouldn't mind going nude for some money.

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    That would be beautiful. Imagine it Jessie, just us two in a naked painting

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    How erotic, romantic, beautiful and amazing

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    A moment to treasure forever!

    Pikachu says:
    Fat chance

    May Sapphire says:
    UH.. We'd rather not hear about your fantasies.

    Ritchie says:
    Best u keep that in ur own private conversation.

    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    OH... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    oops

    Sparky says:
    WTF

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    haha I'm gonna email that 2 Gary.

    Pikachu says:
    You don't know how to email though.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    ;.;

    May Sapphire says:
    Just open hotmail and click on new so you can make a new message

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    OK

    Princess of twinleaf says:
    Well I have to go now! Ash, if you see Zoey online, call me outside and I'll get back online okay.

    Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
    Okay I will.
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    Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
    TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

    James shall unite all people within our nation says:
    TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!

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    Pikachu says:
    YAY!
     
    Last edited: Jan 18, 2009
  16. shadow_shipper

    shadow_shipper ...indeed...

    Omg, so sorry for not reviewing earlier T_T
    I missed a chapter, but you really had me laughing again ^^
    And I talked to lilineko on msn when I read it, she was "WTF XD I'm a fanfic as myself ?!"
    That was nice telling her lol

    anyway, two chapters to review...

    I wouldn't either -_-'

    epic lol

    qltm, that's actually what I thought after the umpteenth character developped a crush on Ash ^^'
    I was...really thinking the writers were trying to say somehting xD

    This is perhaps the most brilliant and innovative thing I have ever read here.
    It's just...brilliant ! Only one word that can fit...
    great job here.

    And Paul liked it hehe

    Epic innuendo again ^^
    Only this time, it has EgoShipping, yay !

    True, she was very flattered when I told her that ;)

    This, just like Encyclopika said, is also genius ^^
    Made me laugh the most so far...Pikachu rocks !

    Gary > Paul
    Any way you look at it.

    Awww...
    Notice how Misty doesn't say flat out "No" ^^'
    EgoShipping :p
    Harly wins with his reactions, and the idea of putting a real person in there is also nice :)


    Yeah...this fic rocks...let's see what goes on in the next chapter.


    Hell yeah !
    You're talking to the person who started the most succesful Ego thread on the forums ^^
    We basically kept it alove with lilineko and Hunter_RuLe for awhile xD

    This is making me happy.
    EgoShipping. Their own conspiracy, their shared reality...
    It's very cute, very well put =)
    Gary...womaniser xD

    Mising an "f" here xDD

    Okay, tell me what was that ?
    This is outside the conversation and is actually a description of what happened on their date ?

    Shoplifting ?
    missing a "t"

    Only way ?
    Careful, mistakes are piling up...

    Aww...Pikachu always there to remind you of reality :p

    Hahaa :D
    Nice way to end it ^^

    Okay, now I can't wait to saw what happened at that photoshoot =)

    Very nice work so far, and of course, very innovative ;)
     
  17. Tadashi

    Tadashi kiss my greens

    W00t new chapter! 8D

    YES, YES AND YES! <3 I love it 8D

    You have NO idea how hard I laughed. NO idea. I think I died, and came back to life @_@

    *melts* Weeee~ I STILL don't remember these things! Damnit all, I need to fire my informants. ><

    Oh my god, Pikachu XD He's totally different on MSN, I just love it!


    Aww, that was awesome! The date was sooooo cute, and, my god, I do hope Gary gets that funny RocketShipping email XD I look forward to your next chapter~
     
  18. riolulu

    riolulu <riolulu_sppf.exe>

    wow Ash...you woulddddd


    Go Ritchie!!!! I'm so glad he's in this one <333

    OH MY GOD ITS MEEEEE AND RITCHIE SAYS IM NICE!!!!!!!!!

    *fangirl scream*

    Thank you for that!!!!!

    either it's me or my OC that I ship with Ritchie. Either way it works. <33333

    ____anywayaaa

    I have to say that this one was my favorite. It was so funny....I got a few good LOL's from it. Amazing work!!!

    ~riolulu
     
  19. sapphire_addict

    sapphire_addict Brooklyn rage!

    i've read it twice but i forgot to review! *smacks self with rolled up news paper "bad sapphire_addict bad!"*
    another great chapter, not my favorite though. (sorry i dislike egoshipping with a passion) but besides that it was hilarious as always!
     
  20. S-Unit

    S-Unit No.1 Jun Fanboi

    I cannot believe I have not reviewed this yet.

    This is without a doubt the funniest piece of fanfiction I have read in a long while!

    I love this! Really, truly, epic!

    Please keep the laughs coming!
     

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