Weird Instant messages (multishipping)

[~!Mudkip Kitteh!~]

Hiya! ^.^ I came across your little fic here and decided "hey why not" and started to read. Let me say..... FANTASMIC! I almost died laughing.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
It's too hard thought

I dunno if that typo was intentional or not. If it was, then it merely adds to the humorous spelling failure that is Ash. If not, then the t shouldn't be there. ^.^

+ I'm a cute sexy kitten has been added to this conversation.

I effing LOVE Harley's screen name. It makes me giggle.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
May ur a fckng slt

May-Ruby says:
Why am I a slut Harley?

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
You took all the guys I wanted.

LMAO that is such a Harley thing to say! XD

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
I want a Goldfuck

Who wants a rose says:
Woah!

I>YOU says:
WTF

Zoey is bored says:
Best 2 keep that 2 yourself Dawn.

Princess Dawn loves Zoey says:
*Golduck I mean, sorry typo

*dies* This part was amazing. The typo could totally happen, and the way it was randomly thrown in there makes me laugh. ^.^

Who wants a rose says:
Ash, Cyber is like internet sex. Like Sex on a chat thing or role-playing sex with each other.

May-Ruby says:
It's like phone-sex but it's online.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

Who wants a rose says:
...... it's not like that Ash.

Ohh... Ash... such a dense boy... XD

So many Gorgeous girls says:
Oh my god! I FOUND A PICTURE OF NURSE JOY NAKED! YAY!

LMFAO.

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
Zoey are u and dawn going dating each other?

That going shouldn't be there, unless it was an intentional typo.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Dawn! Do you still want a Goldfuck? XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Sure =D

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Well I have a pysfuck, maybe we could trade and if you work hard with it, you could get the goldfuck you’ve wanted. XD

Dawn: Can’t wait to see Misty says:
Cool <3 <3

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
LMAO

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Misty, were those consistent typos or where they deliberate?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I’ll leave that to your imagination.

LMAO. This scene makes me giggle. ^.^

Pikachu says:
^_^

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I love how Pikachu acts all innocent.

*agrees with Gary*

May Sapphire says:
Womaniser womaniser womaniser oh you’re a womaniser, you you you are you you you are

May Sapphire says:
A womaniser womaniser womaniser womaniser

Wow. Leave it to May to know that song. XD

Pikachu says:
GTFO

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
Prepare for trouble!

James shall unite all peoples within our nation says:
Make it double!

Pikachu says:
STFU

I love Pikachu.

OK I think I'm done now, I've read the rest but I'm too lazy to review it [ifailatlife] so GREAT JOB! I'm totally gonna keep reading this! ^.^


[[EDITTTT!]]

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
i wonder wat misty n gary r doing now?

May Sapphire says:
idk

Pikachu says:
(secks)

I about DIED when I read that part. Pikachu is my favorite part of this fic, no lie! ^.^
[[//edit.]]

~KiTTEH ;258;

 

[Shadow-saur]

This fic wins. My family thinks I'm insane, I've been laughing so much. XD

I'm three chapters behind, so I'll just comment on some of my favourite moments.

I>YOU says:
Whoever added me into this conversation is having a match with me tomorrow morning.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I added you.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it no one can says:
Heh, only just saying that so you can have another battle.

A toned-down version of the Ash-Paul dynamic. Even though Paul doesn't add to the comedy, he's still awesome. *fangirl* XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
who in ther right mind would have sex with a phone?

*facepalm* Typical Ash, clueless.

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Zoey seems to be very possessive of Dawn... hehe. Ash, once you get your spelling and grammar fixed up, we could start making our own little stories together. How do ya like the sound of that! *winks*

Hehe... Palletshipping...

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I better be involved with this too Gary!

Woah, three-way? (Does AshxGaryxMisty have a name??)

Gary: I'm the man! If I can't do it, no one can says:
Of course, you and May can join in if you like.

And May too?!?!?! the orgy it just keeps growing. XD

I'm a cute sexy kitten says:
well i need to go and get my beauty sleep now. My baby wigglytuff is waiting for me. Bye guys!

Poor Harley... May took all his boys so now all he's got is that creepy Wigglytuff of his...

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Gary….. y did u ask dawn 2 strip

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
What! LOL How did you find out?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Brock cawt her

O_O Poor Zoey.... but heck yes Cavaliershipping. XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
I fort masterbation was a bord game. That’s wot Jessie and James told me.

*facepalm 2.0* XD

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it! No one can says:
Yesterday, I was in a group conversation some girls named Tadashi, Mel, Chloe, Artifice, Katsu and some others. I added Dawn on there too.

That must have been one awesome convo. *Imagines you guys as his new cheerleaders* ^^

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hey I aint done nuffin bad to em.

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Oh Ash, you womaniser; that’s not what Misty told me either.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! XD

Hands off boys, Dawn is mine says:
Gary, I want words with you!

Uh oh, Zoey's out for revenge...

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
I was just trying to be a gentlemen, I have no idea where Brock got such things from.

I>YOU says:
I must be missing something.

I >YOU says:
I’ve never heard of a gentlemen requesting a girl to strip on cam.

I>YOU says:
In my dictionary, that’s a pervert and a scum. Don’t lie out of this one, I saw! My brother did too.

Yes Paul! Defend the honour of girls everywhere! *more fangirl-ing* XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
We shud drop the webcam porn saga and lets all get along like the nice people we are.

Lol so it's a saga now?

May Sapphire says:
Misty…. Harley is a boy.

A common yet hilarious mistake, I'm sure. XDD

May Sapphire says:
The internet is an amazing place…..

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
FOR PORN!

Haha Pikachu wins. So cute and innocent-looking, but at the same time, being all devious.

I>YOU says:
Why would I be wanna be jealous of you?

Gary: I’m the man! If I can’t do it, no one can says:
Well, I’m cool, I’m sophisticated, I’m suave, sexy, calm, relaxed, intelligent, charm and talent. ^_^

...and humble. XD sorry Gary fans, but in my book, Paul wins hands-down (also, shouldn't it be talented?)

I also loved the Harley/Jessie bits, and Pikachu telling TR to STFU.

 

[ChloboShoka]

Oh my, thanks for the reviews. XD And Shadow-Saur, Ash x Misty x Gary is Pokegoshipping. =D

And with Riolulu and S-unit wanting to be in the fic and a dare to place Janine in WIM, I'll have keep on. XD

Weird Instant Messages Part four.​

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+ S-Unit has been added to the conversation.

+ Monsoir Drew has been added to the conversation.

+ May Sapphire has been added to the conversation.
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I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
Hi everyone.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
GUESS WHAT?

May Sapphire says:
Hey.

S-Unit says:
Hey everyone.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Hi and what? XD

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
I CAUGHT A BELLOSSOM YESTERDAY!! <3<3<3<3

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
AND SHE'S SO LOVELY. EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, SHE ALWAYS CUDDLING US ALL.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
I CALLED HER GLITSA

S-Unit says:
Congratulations Harley

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Awesome, Bellawesome is sweet.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
*Bellossom

May Sapphire says:
Well, looks like you too were meant to be.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
OMG We are. She loves playing with my hair and reading Yaoi fics with me both dance and go on Myspace together.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
When I get enough money, I'm going to give my babies their own laptops.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
Then I'll set up MSN for them.

S-Unit says:
That sounds nice.

May Sapphire says:
Venusaur would probally break a laptop, lol. Blaziken's big too. I'm sure beautifly and Glaceon wouldn't mind going on,

Princess of Twinleaf says:
LOL our pokemon getting MSN lol. Pikachu wouldn't mind talking to them.

Monsoir Drew says:
our grammar nazi gary is offline.

May Sapphire says:
we can use chatspeak

Princess of Twinleaf says:
ASH SIGNED IN

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+ Ash Ketchum of Pallet has been added to the conversation.
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May Sapphire says:
hi ash how r u

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Hey may im good thx n u

May Sapphire says:
Im good 2

Monsior Drew says:
we r using chatspeak till Gary gets online.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
dat wont make any difference 2 me.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Grammar and spelling is 2 hard 4 me.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
Well, I'm not going to use chatspeak.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I'm trying to improve my IQ

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
mist sed she wud be online soon

S-Unit says:
That's cool.

S-Unit says:
I want April to come on.

May Sapphire says:
Did she cyber w/ Ritchie? Lol XD

S-Unit sayss:
XD

S-unit says:
Well, best you ask her. ^^;;

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
ritchies not that kind of person.

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+ King of Pallet has been added to the conversation.
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May Sapphire says:
Can't use chat-speak now guys... Gary's signed in.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
hey gary how r u

King of Pallet says:
Privileged.

King of Pallet says:
I love how most of you stop using chat speak just for me. Lol

May Sapphire says:
I know why you and Misty were being weird in the last convo!

King of Pallet says:
orlinoa?

May Sapphire says:
YOU AND MISTY ARE DATING!!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
.... As in....

May Sapphire says:
AS IN BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

King of Pallet says:
So you read them magazines eh, huh?

May Sapphire says:
Well you and Misty were dropping hints.

May Sapphire says:
When I saw the cover of that magazine, everything made sense.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
@_@

S-unit says:
Congratulations.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
NICE

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+ Riolulu has been added to the conversation.

+ Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me has been added to the conversation.
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Riolulu says:
Hi everyone.

May Sapphire says:
Hi April.

S-unit says:
Hey there.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Sorry guys! Being lagged but hi April and Toxic Princess.

May Sapphire says:
Who's Toxic Princess

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
Well I love her MSN name. The song, Toxic is also awesome. <3

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Hi guys. I'm Koga's daughter, Janine.

King of Pallet says:
Hey Janine, thanks for the add on facebook.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
You're welcome.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Oh hi janine

May Sapphire says:
Nice to meet you Janine.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
a facebook SOUNDS AWESOME

May Sapphire says:
It's pretty cool. =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
So wher d u go 2 get books shaped as ur face?

S-unit says:
lol

Riolulu says:
Well I don't have facebook but LJ is very good.

S-Unit says:
Yeah LJ rocks.

Monsoir Drew says:
..... it's nothing like that.

May Sapphire says:
WTF Ash it's a website.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
http://facebook.com XDD

Princess of Twinleaf says:
a bit like myspace. You make a profile, add pictures or whatever you want to say about yourself. But only your friends can see your profile and people can talk to you over facebook and do some other cool things.

S-unit says:
Maybe I should get facebook sometime, Chloe has one.

Riolulu says:
Sonic Boom has one too.

King of Pallet says:
LOL

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina's added me as a friend on facebook.

King of Pallet says:
Fantina as in the Gym leader of Hearthome?

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Yep

May Sapphire says:
That's cool Dawn. She is amazing at contests.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Jasmine's quite good too.

King of Pallet says:
She used to be the gym leader in Olivine City.

May Sapphire says::
Dawn I'd tell you something that would be awesome!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
n u can talk to people with this facebook????

King of Pallet says:
Yep

May Sapphire says:
One of my dream matches would be me and you in a tag battle against Fantina and Jasmine. =P

Princess of Twinleaf says:
That sounds cool. =P When she battled Zoey, she defeated her without any hassle.

Monsoir Drew says:
That would be a match I would love to see.

S-unit says:
Where-ever you're going, Drew I go too.

Riolulu says:
XD that sounds cool. =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
so u lyk find these webs like a spiders n u may find a facebook were you add faces of ur friends there?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
sounds like a magical book. Id luv 2 have 1

S-unit says:
XD that would actually be cool. .

Monsoir Drew says:
*facepalms*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
That would be awesome, but it's not like that either.

King of Pallet says:
LMAO You still believe in magic, Ash?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
yes i do believe in magic coz ive seen it happen.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
y aint misty online yet?!

May Sapphire says:
IDK

King of Pallet says:
Her sister must be using it.

Riolulu says:
You must all get a livejournal account. It's really good.

King of Pallet says:
Jessie Shall Protect the world from devastation says:
I wouldn't mind going nude for some money.*

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
That would be beautiful. Imagine it Jessie, just us two in a naked painting

Jessie shall protect the world from devastation says:
How erotic, romantic, beautiful and amazing

James shall unite all people within our nation says:
A moment to treasure forever!

Pikachu says:
Fat chance

^ ROFL I second Pikachu's comment.

MISTY..... GET ONLINE says:
Yer it woz funy

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
XDD

S-unit says:
LOL amazing.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
T-T Poor Bellossom, my baby. She's all bruised and petrified. *cradles her*

MISTY.... GET ONLINE says:
well y dont u take belosom 2 the pkmn center

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
I will do if she's still hurt. Wigglytuff knows softboiled so she can heal her.

May Sapphire says:
^^;;

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Hopefully she'll get better soon.

Riolulu says:
Gonna be doing homework now, let me know if Ritchie comes online.

S-unit says:
Okay then bye.

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Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
BTW Gary, those photos of you and your new girlfriend in them magazines were great. Congrats to the pair of you.

King of Pallet says:
Now wait a minute, Harley.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
What is it?

King of Pallet says:
Wigglytuff can't learn softboiled.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
It's okay. I gave Wigglytuff some pills to make her learn softboiled. Action replay pills.

May Sapphire says:
Can't that kill your pokemon if you give too much?

King of Pallet says:
Well Wigglytuff may get cancer.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

King of Pallet says:
No worries, Harley. As long as you don't overdose her, she;ll be okay.

King of Pallet
*She'll

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
YAY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
shes online at last

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+ Tomboyish Mermaid has been added to the conversation.
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Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hi everyone. ^_^ Gary and I had an amazing time at the photoshoot.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Hey Misty, it's Janine. How have you been?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hey Janine. I've been good thanks and you.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
*hugs* so how was the photoshoot then? Meet anyone nice?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
It was great, thanks. Lili was thrilled when we both came in the room together. She was almost screaming and she glomped the pair of us.

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
That's cool, so Lili is really as awesome as she sounds on DA.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I liked her panda shirt. It was cute.

King of Pallet says:
Not to mention we all went to the cinema together after the interviews and the photoshoots.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
must hav been prety buzy huh?

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Yeah, it was close to chaos at first, but it was fun.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
may forgot to ask april if she cybered wiv ritchie....

S-Unit says:
lol

May Sapphire says:
>.> WTF

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
That's not really any of your business.

King of Pallet says:
I doubt it from what he's said about April.

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I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
S-UNIT'S A ***** >(

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I bet he's been slagging me off on his LJ and to all his friends.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
And why would that be?

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I told him about how I fancied Drew....next day he was telling everyone they were going out. ;.;

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Aww, sorry to hear that. Well there's plenty of more people out there, Harley.

King of Pallet says:
And there's some lovely ItaSaku fics around lately, and the yaoi fics are still around. They should cheer you up.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
<3 *Glomps Gary*

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Anyone here like Severus/Lily?

Princess of Twinleaf says:
ME! <3

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
HELL YEAH! I love Snape x Lily, and Snape x Harry is also adorable too.

King of Pallet says:
excellent taste, Janine, Severus x Lily is a lovely ship.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
r those 2 kids of Stephanie meyer?

King of Pallet says:
No, they're from Harry Potter. =P

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Harry Potter gave birth to them?

May Sapphire says:
I LOVE YOU ASHY! AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU ASHY! TO CLEAR THESE LONELY NIGHTS I NEED YOU ASHY! JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. OH PRETTY ASHY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
....

May Sapphire says:
^^;; Sorry, that was erm... my brother messing around.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
XD aww it was still cute. XDDDD

Princess of Twinleaf says:
I read this thing about Mel-girl and Tadashi having cyber.

King of Pallet says:
LMAO Ash. You need to read the book series.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
oh the books u mean well i herd that snape and magikarp make a good pair.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
OMG Ash you HAVE TO READ THE BOOKS!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
We saw the first 3 movies together Ash, you should have at least remembered that. XD

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
oh yeah hes the 1 in the glasses and goz to dis skool n they do magic

Princess of Twinleaf says:
*hugs everyone*

King of Pallet says:
Indeed it is. =P

King of Pallet says:
I gave Riley Paul's MSN =D

Princess of Twinleaf says:
and I dared Riley to flirt with Paul, hehehe.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Zoey and I split up. I heard she's been hanging round with a girl named Avie-something.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina's been very nice to me though.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
what she say

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina Rouge wrote:
Oh non! Je suis sorry to hear that sweetheart. A shame that one petit mistake could lead to such a mess. You deux can still make up, non? You can always talk to me anytime,deary . It will be hard but have patience! One step at a time, never give up! Never surrender? D'accord?

May Sapphire says:
OMG DISTURBED FOR LIFE T-T

King of Pallet says:
What's with you, May?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
k dawn and y r u so disturbed may

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8703/49537drewpokemonprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1492/dawnzoeymayrileyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

King of Pallet says:
... What in the name of Arceus is that!

May Sapphire says:
That's what Avegaille sent me.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
As Zoey's new friend, Avegaille?

May Sapphire says:
Yeah. X_X She's trying to get Nicole-May and Misaka to have sex together.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Them two are also friends of Zoey on facebook.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT THE **** EWWW OMFG GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS MENTAL DISGUSTUNG IMAGE. YUCK!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I don't really want to click on them now...

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
hehehe *saves picture for future reference*

King of Pallet says:
Oh and Harley if you're plotting to break Drew and Drew up, chances would be little cause you can tell it's fake.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I wouldn't do such a thing. ^_^

King of Pallet says:
You did call S-unit Drew a *****.

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King of Pallet says:
Those pictures must have been too much for him. XD

 

[shadow_shipper]

Well, I don't know if it's the best idea to put in so many people from sppf as themselves in this fic :/
It kind of takes away the magic that the actual characters from the series are experimenting instant messaging...

Princess of Twinleaf says:
LOL our pokemon getting MSN lol. Pikachu wouldn't mind talking to them.

Yeah, lolwtf...
That's also something I mildly appreciate, although innovative

May Sapphire says:
YOU AND MISTY ARE DATING!!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
.... As in....

May Sapphire says:
AS IN BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND!

King of Pallet says:
So you read them magazines eh, huh?

We don't have to. WE KNOW ! xD

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

EPIC LOL

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Hi guys. I'm Koga's daughter, Janine.

I like her =)
I can relate to her feelings (plus I shipped myself with her in the official thread :x )

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
so u lyk find these webs like a spiders n u may find a facebook were you add faces of ur friends there?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
sounds like a magical book. Id luv 2 have 1

Come on..that's a bit too much -_-

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
It's okay. I gave Wigglytuff some pills to make her learn softboiled. Action reply pills.

Action Replay...and very cunning idea.

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
Hi everyone. ^_^ Gary and I had an amazing time at the photoshoot.

No shit

Toxic Princess ♥ღ ♥ღ♫Your toxic comes slipping on me says:
Anyone here like Severus/Lily?

Hell yeah...duh ._.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Fantina Rouge wrote:
Oh non! Je suis sorry to hear that sweetheart. A shame that one petit mistake could lead to such a mess. You duex can still make up, non? You can always talk to me deary anytime. It will be hard but have patience! One step at a time, never give up! Never surrender? D'accord?

deux.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT THE **** EWWW OMFG GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS METAL DISGUSTUNG IMAGE. YUCK!

Mental.
And I second the above quote

Well, quite a few mistakes and disturbing images in this chapter :/
But still funny, and EgoShipping prevails lol

Keep it up !

 

[riolulu]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

I must say, this fic feels so real that I feel like I'm in it as I'm reading it, watching all the characters chat and hearing the beep of MSN XD. Chatrooms are so much fun...and totally like this. XD My favorite part was:

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
r those 2 kids of Stephanie meyer?

King of Pallet says:
No, they're from Harry Potter. =P

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Harry Potter gave birth to them?

I got some good lol's there. Ash is so crazy XD And you probably read me talk to you on MSN about it whenever I was laughing...um yeah.

But you do an amazing job on this. It's really enjoyable to read, and I'm sure you have fun writing it! =D Keep up the good great AMAZING work!!!

~riolulu

 

[Tadashi]

Hey lookie, another chapter!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
a facebook SOUNDS AWESOME

May Sapphire says:
It's pretty cool. =D

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
So wher d u go 2 get books shaped as ur face?

Here I was, being fairly impressed with Ash, then I read this. And facepalmed XD

King of Pallet says:
LMAO You still believe in magic, Ash?

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
yes i do believe in magic coz ive seen it happen.

Wahh... CUUUUUUUTE That's mah boi!

King of Pallet says:
Now wait a minute, Harley.

I'm a sexy cute kitten says:
What is it?

King of Pallet says:
Wigglytuff can't learn softboiled.

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
It's okay. I gave Wigglytuff some pills to make her learn softboiled. Action replay pills.

*Gasp* I shoulda known Harley would use those kinds of tricks XD

Princess of Twinleaf says:
I read this thing about Mel-girl and Tadashi having cyber.

DAMNIT, NOT YOU TOO I keep telling you people that it's not like that, and I'm kind of involved with someone already!

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

Not even in fanfics am I safe from the scourge of those two links Good thing I read the next few lines first <_<

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT THE **** EWWW OMFG GROSS GROSS GROSS GROSS MENTAL DISGUSTUNG IMAGE. YUCK!

My thoughts exactly.


Well, aside from that one little negative comment... and you know what I'm talking about... I did enjoy this chapter. I look forward to your next chapter ^_^

 

[darklord18]

I like your story, your really good with this.

May Sapphire says:
I LOVE YOU ASHY! AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU ASHY! TO CLEAR THESE LONELY NIGHTS I NEED YOU ASHY! JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. OH PRETTY ASHY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
....

May Sapphire says:
^^;; Sorry, that was erm... my brother messing around.

lol, just blame Max, It doesn't matter if he did it or not. Though it sound like something he would do to her.
keep up the good work.

 

[S-Unit]

Oh....My.....GOOOOODDDDDDD!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Sorry... *end fanboi scream* ...ahem.

Yay! S-Unit makes it in WIM! Already this is a two thumbs up!

Monsoir Drew says:
That would be a match I would love to see.

S-unit says:
Where-ever you're going, Drew I go too.

OMG! Samenameshipping reference FTW! You should have had a wink in there, but, I'm not complaining!

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Drew and Drew leave the convo together...hmmm...

I wonder why?

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
S-UNIT'S A ***** >(

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I bet he's been slagging me off on his LJ and to all his friends.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
And why would that be?

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I told him about how I fancied Drew....next day he was telling everyone they were going out. ;.;

Aww...why oh why did I have to piss off poor Harley! I mean, if you tell someone that you like the person they're going out with then...

King of Pallet says:
I gave Riley Paul's MSN =D

Princess of Twinleaf says:
and I dared Riley to flirt with Paul, hehehe

.

Bishieshipping reference ftw! Poor Paul...but we all know he would like that =D

I'm a sexy cute Kitten says:
hehehe *saves picture for future reference*

King of Pallet says:
Oh and Harley if you're plotting to break Drew and Drew up, chances would be little cause you can tell it's fake.

I'm a cute sexy Kitten says:
I wouldn't do such a thing. ^_^

King of Pallet says:
You did call S-unit Drew a *****.

Silly Harley. Drew loves me to death. And remind me to thank Gary later for being a sweetie and pointing out the obvious.

Overall very excellent chappie! Can't wait for the next installment!

 

[Midnightmoon6o2]

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

LOL. so random CG. nice work there.

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

Now I'm mentaly disturbed for the rest of my life. does pics were just....disturbing.

Overall good work. cant wait until part 5. ^^

 

[Ho-ohRocks201]

I freaking LOVE this FIC!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
I'm still a water fan all the way. I actually wish I wish still traveling with you Ash, but I gotta go and take care of things at the gym.

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Cool, same here. Would be great to see you in Sinnoh.

Since I'm a Pokeshipper, I extracted this xD

May Sapphire says:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/870...monprofess.png

May Sapphire says:
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1...leyzomgtq2.jpg

May Sapphire says:
*closes eyes shut*

Princess of Twinleaf says:
Oh my Professor Oak in uhm.... thongs! 0_o and kissing Drew?

*pukes*

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

One of the reasons why I love this fic.

Princess of Twinleaf says:
I read this thing about Mel-girl and Tadashi having cyber.

Woah, when did this happen?!

May Sapphire says:
I LOVE YOU ASHY! AND IF IT'S QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU ASHY! TO CLEAR THESE LONELY NIGHTS I NEED YOU ASHY! JUST BELIEVE WHAT I SAY. OH PRETTY ASHY!

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
WHAT!

Tomboyish Mermaid says:
....

May Sapphire says:
^^;; Sorry, that was erm... my brother messing around.

Sure it was May...

And the whole, erm... thing meant you thought about it

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King of Pallet says:
Those pictures must have been too much for him. XD

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lol.

 

[Nightlingbolt]

Pikachu wins this fic hands down.

Could you somehow include me in the next chapter? I'd like to try to get Dawn and Zoey back together. Oh, and if you could have my Bleach songfic come up in the conversation, that'd be just awesome.

 

[csisps_26]

Hi, C.Gholy!

I'm a sexy cute Kiten says:
OMG BELLLOSSOM'S FALLEN INTO THE FRYING PAN!!!! BRB

May Sapphire says:
WTF

King of Pallet says:
WTF was it doing near the the frying in the first place? lol

xD That was hilarious. Tempura Bellosom .

Ash Ketchum of Pallet says:
Harry Potter gave birth to them?

LOL. Silly Ash.

Anyway, Pikachu rocked in this chapter. Can't wait for the next one. ^_^

 

[The Horizon]

I am going to say this now. This is by far the most demented stuff I have ever read. Seriously. But it's also funny too. I was thinking you should get your head checked or something for being so crazy, but then I realize, I like you just the way you are (I bet everybody else think so too). You're real innovative and daring if you have to make something like and I will admit I couldn't do something like that, because I'm not cool enough [cries]. Keep up the good work, Chloe.

P.S.: Those pictures haunt the F*** out of me.

 

[ChloboShoka]

I haven't updated this fic in a while. How about an Unova spin off?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
What's wrong, Iris?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I don't like Ash's friend Brock very much...

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Who's Brock? I don't think I've spoken to him before?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
He's the gym leader of Pewter City. He came on to me.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Oh no! What happened?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I feel violated. He started talking to me and then he got all sleazy. He said he had something 'sexy' to reveal. But the whole conversation was just dirty.

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I don't really want to talk about it, but here's the logs.

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╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ sends Jenny&JoyFan_logs.doc
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Dento Fruit❋ says:
I'll take a look at it now, btw did you block him?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons says♞:
Yeah.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
That's good at least he won't bother you again.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
*reads the chat logs*

Dento Fruit❋ says:
...

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Does he know that you're only twelve years old?

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
I said I was 12.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Well, don't you worry about it Iris. Me and my brothers will sort him out.

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Dento Fruit❋ says:
Right guys!

Dento Fruit❋ says:
We're on a mission!

ash ketchum of pallet says:
oh hi guys

Cheren says:
Good morning everyone. I don't believe I've met Ash before.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
im one of iris and cilans friends

Cheren says:
I see grammer is not your strong point.

Hilda says:
*Grammar. You still have typolitus, Cheren.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
TYPOS AND GRAMMAR CAN WAIT!

Dento Fruit❋ says:
THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTER.

Pod Fruit❋ says:
Woah! What's up?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
The gym leader from Pewter City Gym is a pervert and a paedophile.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
dont talk about brock hes one of my best friends

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh that Brock. I sent some pictures to him once. He liked them very much.

Cheren says:
I BEG YOUR PARDON?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
well i know hes into girls and all but hed never mean to creep up on people like that

Corn Fruit❋ says:
This guy sounds like a nasty piece of work.

Trip The Great! says:
I'd expect a lot more from a gym leader.

Cheren says:
Trip... what is that suppose to mean?

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Brock asked Iris sexual questions and requested disgusting pictures. I have the logs to prove it and I'm not afraid to share it.

Hilda says:
Eww that's gross.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
i dont believe this im adding brock so he can have his side of the story

╰☆╮The Girl Who Knows the Hearts of Dragons♞ says:
Guys I'm leaving. I'll be on skype if you want to talk to me.
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Dento Fruit❋ says:
YOU ARE A DISGRACE, BROCK!

Pod Fruit❋ says:
What you have done is unacceptable.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
If we lived in Kanto, we'd fly over there and kick your butt so hard you won't be able to sit down!

Dento Fruit❋ says:
We know what you are!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Calm down guys, there's plenty of Nurse Joys and Officer Jennys to go round.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Hey Brock, hope you liked that picture of my shiny cloyster I caught.

Cheren says:
*facepalms*

Hilda says:
*double facepalms*

Trip The Great! says:
*Triple facepalms*

Dento Fruit❋ says:
This has got nothing to do with them. This is about you sexually harassing my good friend, Iris.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
She did a good job playing hard to get.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
SHE'S 12 YEARS OLD YOU NINCOMPOOP!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
But she said she was 21. Oh boy! She sure is adorable in that picture.

Hilda says:
That was a typo...

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Well, this is awkward. Nurse Joy would be so disappointed in me.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
but brock sex with a computer is just wrong especially in front of iris

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Ash, we didn't go on webcam.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
You almost did.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Let me talk to her. I'll... soothe this storm.

Corn Fruit❋:
The only thing you'll be soothing is my fist!

Pod Fruit❋ says:
YOU BETTER BE SCARED! We're going to send you down.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Guys chill out! Brock is a lovely man. <3

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Why hello there, beautiful.

Trip The Great! says:
Who fancies a battle?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
me

Cheren says:
Me, also.

Trip The Great! says:
Okay where are your locations?

ash ketchum of pallet says:
im in Nimbassa City

Cheren says:
I'm in Entralink

Trip The Great! says:
Ah same here, Cheren. Ash can you meet me and Cheren in Entralink forest? We're going to start making our way there just now.

ash ketchum of pallet says:
Alright! I'll start running there. Entralink's not that far.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Okay guys see you later.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Good luck to all of you. Let me know how the battle goes.

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ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Hey, Hilda we're the only girls in this chat now.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Two beautiful girls.

Dento Fruit❋ says:
YOU SICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Corn Fruit❋ says:
Ditto

Pod Fruit❋ says:
Well said, Cilan.

Corn Fruit❋ says:
We have to go now. We have a challenger named Paul.

Pod Fruit❋ says:
Bye Cilan. :3

Dento Fruit❋ says:
Take care guys.~ I'm logging off as well. I got no time for perverts.

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Jenny&Joyfan says:
Oh man. I sure do feel embarrassed.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh don't worry about it Brock. I know you love me.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Aww! Of course I do Bianca. Your cloyster looks amazing. Congratulations!

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
How's your steelix?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
He's great, thanks.

Hilda says:
You two are trouble together. I've got to go to Mt. Silver. I've heard there's some really powerful trainers up there. Really want to look.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Wow Mt. Silver? That's a huge mountain to climb. Hope it all goes well.

Hilda says:
Thanks, see you later.

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ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
We're alone

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Just the way it should be.

 

[Nightlingbolt]

...I honestly can't tell whether Bianca really caught a shiny Cloyster or if she was flirting with Brock. And that scares me.

You've still got it.

 

[Speedy_Fox_IV]

Aww man. You updated. I love this story. Its so freaking funny.

 

[ChloboShoka]

ℬ ianca ℬ abes has signed in.​

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Hey Brock! ;370;

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Why hello, Little Miss Sexy. :redface:

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
I can't wait till we meet up! It's going to be amazing.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
It will be great to see my girl for the first time.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
I told Professor Juniper that I'll be heading off to Kanto in a couple of days.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Lovely news. You'll get to try out my lovely recipies.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
What kind of recipies?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
It's my speciality.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
It's a dish best served in bed...

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Ooh! It sounds very spicy and sweet at the same time. I think my pokemon would enjoy it.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Babe, this is intimate stuff. It's just you and me. The way it should be.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Oh I get it. It's going to be the real thing?

Jenny&Joyfan says:
That's right.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Don't get too heavy on me.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
I'll promise that I'll be gentle.

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
That sounds good. I'm sure that I'll have the time of my life.

I love you!

Jenny&Joyfan says:
I love you too! <3

ℬ ianca ℬ abes says:
Aww, I got to go now. See ya later. If you don't see me on tomorrow, then I'm on the ship to Kanto.

Jenny&Joyfan says:
Have a safe journey darling...

ℬ ianca ℬ abes appears to be offline. Messages you send will be delivered when they sign in.​

Dear Professor Juniper,
I am really concerned about Bianca. Ever since she got a black boyfriend, she's been acting ever so peculiar. I'm wondering if you've noticed anything strange in her recently? I really think she should split up with Brock. I've heard he's not a pleasant man. He's been flirting with Iris and Arcues knows how many other girls out there.

Hope you're doing well too.

Cheren.

Hi Cheren,
I haven't seen Bianca since last week. She said she was going to see her boyfriend in Kanto. I'm quite shocked to hear that he's been doing that. From the way Bianca described him, he seemed to be quite nice.

But if it worries you that much, I'll let her father know. He'll know what to do.

Professor Juniper

Hi Professor,

Thank you for your email. I had no idea that Bianca had a boyfriend. I really need to talk to this man. I'm not sure if these accusations are true or not, but I'm not sure if Bianca will be safe with him. I'm just worried that Bianca will get hurt. She's a very sensitive person.

Okay Peter. Bianca's called me this morning and I said it would be a good idea to give you a ring. So expect a call from her soon.

Professor Juniper

Hello Brock.
My name is Pete and I'm Bianca's father. I've heard the news that you and my daughter are dating. Congratalations I guess. She's a good girl. But please be careful and don't forget that she's much younger than you so I don't you two to be... performing sexual acts until you two are married. She's a very sensitive and innocent girl. I hope you understand.

 

[Jazzy-Strings]

Lmfao!! Please do a bw2 version!!!!!

 

[Midnightmoon6o2]

It's so good to finally see this updated. It makes me laugh from the start to the end.

And I don't think Bianca really knows what she's getting herself into...xD

 

[ChloboShoka]

Following the fall of Windows Live Messenger, I shall now be using the Skype format for any future chapters from now on. This chat is a skype conversation between Elite Four members. It takes of BW1 games and before BW2.

Unova Tournament: Discuss

Cynthia is very excited.​

Lance: I think you'll love the new champion, Cynthia.

Cynthia: Huh? The league isn't over yet?

Lance: I know who the winner is going to be. =P

Agatha: Shut up Lance! Anything can happen.

Bertha: Well Unova do have a very solid Elite Four and they've had some good contenders.

Flint: I wonder who is going to take on the Elite Four? I think it will be Tobias

Lance: Flint, I think you'll find the winner will be a girl this time.

Cynthia: It's not gender, you guys know that. It's about power.

Agatha: Lance! There's no way her team can take on that Darkrai!

Lance: Wait and see!

Bruno: Well you never know she could be a dark horse...

Lance: Iris and dragons will slaughter Tobias, The Elite Four and will go on and become a champion.

Karen: LMAO!

Karen: No!

Koga: Lance, do you really believe this girl is a pokemon master?

Koga: Or are you just biased because she uses the same type as you?

Glacia: Not to mention she has a phobia of ice types... How is she going to handle her cool with Alder's Vanilluexe?

Lance: She has a Lapras on her team. I think that's evidence to suggest that she's faced her fears.

Cynthia: Okay the match is about to start.

Karen: You're still wrong Lance. There's no way Iris is going to be the champion.

Lance: I'm right.

Karen: You're wrong.

Lance: I'm right.

Karen: You're wrong.

Lance: I'm right.

Karen: You're wrong.

Karen: LOL

Karen: NO WAY!

Lance: Yes way.

Agatha: Quit spamming you two.

Cynthia gasps​

Karen: ... I stand corrected.

Will: How on earth did Iris' Haxorus OHKO Darkrai. I seriously don't believe it.

Koga: It seems your eyes have not deceived you Lance.

Lance: I think I've taught you guys this lesson for a thousand times. But to hear it again won't do you any harm.

Agatha sighs

Lance has changed the topic to Never underestimate the power of the dragons ​

Karen: Oh boy.

Cynthia: You know I would be happy if there was another female champion. We need more female role models.

Lance: Now watch Iris and see the power of the dragons. :3