Weird Warnings.

[McNugget]

Have you ever used a medicine that had a weird warning?
Like for a numbing medicine my dad took it said CAUTION: May cause body parts to become numb.
And my favorite for a sleeping pill he took: Warning: May cause drowsiness!
And I think...what?

Post any weird labels you've seen here.
(PS: Younger readers: DON'T go through medicine cabinets or any medicine! Be safe )

 

[Shuam]

YEAH i take a medicine to help me focus due to my ADD and on it it says do not operate heavy machinery

 

[Fatal]

on the bottom of a cake box 'warning: do not turn cake upside down'

 

[Mister_SGG]

And my favorite for a sleeping pill he took: Warning: May cause drowsiness!
And I think...what?

That's funny.

 

[ashhleeyy]

i had to take hyrdocodone once after surgery and remember reading "alcohol could intensify this experience" on the bottle.

..."experience"?

 

[General Nonsense]

I know someone with a baseball cap made out of hemp plant, and there's a label in it that says, 'do not smoke this cap'

edit: whoops, I thought you were referring to ALL warning labels, not just medicine. My bad

 

[Moltanic]

I remember seeing a Frito's bag that said, "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".

*facepalm*

 

[PikaPika677]

Warning found on a bottle of drain cleaner. The label reads: "If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product"

Label on a snow sled that advises users: "Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions"

On a Bathroom Heater: “This product is not to be used in bathrooms”

These are real XD

And this:

 

[pokefantravis]

This...

 

[Auraninja]

I think I saw on the internet a blow dryer that you are not supposed to use while you're asleep.

 

[NimhShambler]

IRON: Do not use while clothes are on body

KING SIZE MATRESS: Do not attempt so swallow whole

FOOD: Contents are hot when heated

CHAIN SAW: Do not attempt to stop with hands or genitals

PIZZA: Remove plastic before heating

BLOW DRYER: Do not use while bathing

EDIT: Medicated shampoo: For External Use only. If this medication agitates your stomach, take with crackers or a small meal.

All for now

 

[SlipKnoT]

And my favorite for a sleeping pill he took: Warning: May cause drowsiness!

YEAH i take a medicine to help me focus due to my ADD and on it it says do not operate heavy machinery

i had to take hyrdocodone once after surgery and remember reading "alcohol could intensify this experience" on the bottle.

I take something that includes all three of these.

IRON: Do not use while clothes are on body

KING SIZE MATRESS: Do not attempt so swallow whole

FOOD: Contents are hot when heated

CHAIN SAW: Do not attempt to stop with hands or genitals

PIZZA: Remove plastic before heating

BLOW DRYER: Do not use while bathing

EDIT: Medicated shampoo: For External Use only. If this medication agitates your stomach, take with crackers or a small meal.

All for now

...

 

[Eternalserenity]

I saw this on a wheelbarrow:
"This vehicle is not meant to be operated on a highway."

Uh... OK.

 

[Moltanic]

I think I saw on the internet a blow dryer that you are not supposed to use while you're asleep.

Probably because of this.

I know my heating pad actually says "WARNING: MAY GET HOT".

 

[General Nonsense]

On a drill (the kind used to drill in screws), it said 'do not use this to drill teeth'

 

[poix_the_yak]

I saw a list of these in the Consumer Reports magazine. There was a microwaveable pizza that says "Caution: Gets hot when cooked." There was also an iron-on patch that said "Do not iron while wearing shirt." And (this is the best one) there was a lamp that said "Do not use around living children." Seriously, that was real. XD

 

[Skyliner]

I have deoderant that says for external use only.