sutellakiara
Shirona, my beloved...
Crazy how I can use the first sentence you quoted to address everything you just wrote. Don't even have to write anything new myself.Well not everything has to be spelled out in ABC ordering. Looking at the bigger picture Gorillander is Dande's main Galar starter mirroring his owning of one in-game and likely the most ideal way to show off the only non-final form Go starter in a cool way. It kicked off the M8 and only Daimaxed for the sake of hyping up the crowd (Dande is a showman) and despite being stalled still took out Brigarron. Alan finishes off the gorilla quick with his ace and a SE recoil move to be safe and we the ~amazing~ and ~hype~ Lizardon vs. Lizardon fight (showmanship) where he crushes even the Mega Evolved version of the species with his own in base, cementing his superiority as World Monarch. That battle felt more of a performance of Dande's theatrics and charm.
I'm not shocked, Dorapult + Ape destroying Carne's team and only being halted by Mega Sirknight feels about right. Again this monkey ran through Kairyu, destroying her SE Hurricane with simple drumming of all things (also dealing with her Seismic Toss clone "Kairyuuseigun") and straight up ate a Meteor Assault and just snatched Negigaknight's shield away and threw it back. It took a powered of version of the Frankestein fossil to get rid of this thing. We don't know what role Dorapult played either. But if it was Dragon Tailing and fishing for chip damage and having the monkey do clean up work like Satoshi, that would explain a lot.
The point flew over your head anyway and you kept doing the same thing so whatever.