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What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

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What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

This game has died. Do not post. Do NOT reopen unless I give permission. If I get bored, I'll probably remake this game myself.

In Pokémon Black and White, after beating the Mistralton Gym, N confronts you and demands to see your Pokémon and talk to them, because Pokémon never tell lies. Inevitably, it ends up that your Pokémon says something good about you.

But, do you think that's what REALLY happened?

This is a skit-based game where the object is to post what you think the Pokémon really said to N, and to rate out of 10 what the previous poster posted. You may deviate from the plot of the game if you like. You may even substitute your trainer for another trainer. Just, don't go crazy about it okay? ;)

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Note: This list is entirely fake. None of these users were actually banned from this thread. I don't even know half of them. But it's past its 30 day limit, making it a dead thread. Don't post here. Or do. Why should I care if you ignored my warning and got infracted for breaking SPPf rules?

Well then, I'll start.

N: Victini, please talk to me.
Victini: Well, I spent most of my life alone and trapped in a room on an island with no one to... Oops. Uh, I mean, my trainer is from Nuvema Town and...
N: *facepalm*

Now, the next poster rates mine out of 10 and posts their own for next person.
 
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Zekrom_Lover

Cheese puffzzz
LOL! 9!

N: Oshawott, please talk to me.
Oshawott: YOU CAN TALK TO POKEMON?! SWEEEEEET!!!!
N: o_O What the heck?
 

Nightfall_

Gamer Extrodinare
5.

N: Cobalion, talk to me...
Cobalion: Well, I hate humans and the letter "N", So I am gonna beat you up.
N:....Dang.
 

wolftamer

disappeared
5.

N: Oshawott, tell me about ''Aranii''.
Miji: Dude, I have a name. And why do you wanna know about her? You a stalker or something?
 

Bronzong#1

Cell Shaded
7/10

N: Hello Machamp how are you?
Machamp: I'M TOO SEXY FOR A SHIRT
N: *Snaps out of fantasy and gets devilish look on face*
 

TotalPotato

Vegetable of Doom!
6/10

N: Unown, how are you?
;201-n;: Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh, are you... are you N?? YOU TOTALLY ARE!! Sign my ENTIRE BODY!
 

Blahboy

WHEEL OF MUCUS!
7/10

N: "Jynx, tal-"

Jynx: "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY MAN!" *Drools*

N: (....What the hell was Arceus on when she made this thing?)
 

Bronzong#1

Cell Shaded
10/10 lol

N: Regice what do you think of your trainer
Regice:.....*Is standing by frozen trainer*
N: I see, any other thou- *N is frozen*
 

Mr. Reloaded

Cause a pirate is free
1
N:what on your mind Pignite
Pignite:why do you have so many fan girls N?
N: Not sure but there annoying as hell
 
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Hilijix

Back in Blue
7/10
N: Pawniard, what do you think of your trainer?
Zero the Pawniard: I never cared about justice, and I don't recall ever calling myself a hero. I have always only fought for the people I believe in. I won't hesitate... If an enemy appears in front of me, I will destroy it!
N: ...... Trainer, do you think of me as an enemy?
Me: Yes.
N: *runs*
 

W.T.

Donw with CIPHET!
7.7874152/10.

N: What do you think of your trainer, Slowpoke?
Slowpoke: Uh....................
N: *sigh* Not even the Pokémon ever talk to me.
Slowpoke: .....................he's.....................
N: It's no use. I had a horrible childhood, I was abandoned by everyone, and I hate my life.
Slowpoke: ....................very...................funny. Ha ha.
N: VERY FUNNY?!?! AAAAAAGH! WHY YOU LITTLE-!!
 
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7/10.

N: Magikarp, what do you think of your Trainer?
;129;: I swear to God, when I evolve, I'm gonna kill you all.
N: That's not what I'm talking about, Magikarp. What do you think of Andy?
;129;: Yes! I'm evolving!
N: Oh no.
;130;: Die, stupid N!
N: (runs away like a baby)
;130;: Take THAT, sissy!
 

Bronzong#1

Cell Shaded
8
N: Hello Drifloon
Drifloon: Hello! *perches on N shoulder*
N: Awwww how cute
Driifloon: *starts floating off with N*
N: Augghh! Help me!
 
9/10

N: What are your feelings, Solosis?
Solosis: Well, I was just a ball rolling in some grass. Then, my trainer caught me and I'm a ball in another ball.
N: Okay...
Solosis: You don't get it?
 
3.

N: Hello there Snivy. How do you like Andy?
:495:: (uses Vine Whip)
N: Hey, thanks for letting me fly!
:495:: (lets go and uses Leaf Tornado)
N: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
 

Bronzong#1

Cell Shaded
4
N:Hello Mewtwo
Mewtwo: Oh it's you
N: What do you mean?
Mewtwo: It's just every time you talk to a pokemon something incredibly bad normally happens to you
N: You're right my life sucks
Mewtwo: And this whole time I've been levitating an anvil
N: Oh no
Mewtwo: *drops anvil on N's head*
N: Maybe I should just give up *gets knocked out by anvil*
 
10/10 Reminds me of the old cartoons.

N: Celebi, What do you have to say?
Celebi: Hi! I'm hacked!
N: -__-
 
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