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What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

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briguin

Dr. Geek
4/10 meh

N: So, Lugia, what do you think of your trainer?
Lugia: I"M A FIREN MY LAZER!!!!!!!! *Uses Aeroblast*
 
11/10
N:Mudkip what is on your mind
Mudkip: Dr.OGANAGAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
N: SHI........................... blows up
 
7/10 for the randomness.

N: Chatot, what do you think of your Trainer?
Chatot: Chatot, what do you think of your Trainer?
N: Ah, you're using Copycat.
Chatot: Ah, you're using Copycat.
N: I don't want a cracker.
Chatot: I don't want a cracker.
N: Damn, it didn't work.
 
LOL 9.9999999999999/10
N machamp what do you think of your trainer
Machamp: IM TO SEXY FOR MY BODY and I HATE YOU *uses Vital throw on N
N: fu..........................................................
 

Phoopes

There it is.
3/10. Too random...

N: Arceus, what do you think of your trainer?
Arceus: I HATE HIM!
N: Why?
Arceus: I'm God! Literally! And some random kid comes up to me and is like, "Hey God! Get in my Master Ball!" And he captures me! RAGE!!!!!
N: You're God? I thought you were just a magical space llama who changes color by holding rectangles.
Arceus: *glares.* IMA FIREN' MAH LAZAR!!!!!! *uses judgement.*
 
WTF 1.5
N: skunfisk what do you think of your trainer
Skunfisk: You are my trainer and i hate you *uses discharge*
 

WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
4/10. I forgot about this place for a while.

And@Phoopes's, it was a heck of alot better than 1.5 XD

N: Sudowoodo, what do you think of your trainer?
Sudowoodo: ...
N: ...
Sudowoodo: *Stops moving*
N: *Large gestures* Yeah like that's gonna stop me-
Tyranitar: GGGGNNNRRRYYYYYAAAAAHHHH
N: O_O


[/JurassicPark]
 

briguin

Dr. Geek
4/10 Don't get it...

N:So... Missingno, what do you think of your trainer?
Missingno: BLZLZLZLZB *Game card breaks down*
 

Ioneos

old geezer
6/10

N: So Staraptor, what do you think of your trainer?
Staraptor: He keeps blades and razors and such that I use to cut myself...
N: PLASE GET ME YOUR SHARPEST ONE.

Feeling emo today. :/
 

The Outcast

Terminate421
I'm going down the list of what I had at the time:

N: So XXXXXXX, what do you think of your trainer?

Scolipede: "....."
Unfezant: "Who is this guy?"
Samurott: "Touch me, and I shall unleash a force of a THOUSAND thunderclaps!"
Gigilath: "Blardy Blardy Blar"
Galvantula: "He doesn't eat much...."

Now heres the one with my current team:

N: So XXXXXXX, what do you think of your trainer?

Empoleon: "He won't let me sleep more than 13 hours a day!"
Tyranitar: "He's better than you"
Xatu: "I sense great distress in you"
Dusknoir: (In a Russian accent) "Doesn't get me cigars like I ask him, but he's better than most think"
Swampert: "So long as I don't get put on the front lines again, he's like tylenol in a sea of migraines"
Honchkrow: "He doesn't let me out of his sight, its kind of awkward hitting on a female only to be constantly stared at by him, but then again...he feeds me actual food"
 
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Ioneos

old geezer
Y U NO RATE?! 8/10

N: So, Magikarp, what do you think of your trainer?
(Shiny) Magikarp: He keeps me as a trophy...
N: *whispers* oh wheres the price tag on this thing...
 

Dynomy84

Fire reptile
8/10

N: So Rammer, what do you think of you're trainer?

Rammer (A Cranidos): *looks at N* ...Target locked...initiate zen headbutt of doom...
 

WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
4/10

N; What do you think of your trainer- OH MY GOD YOU'RE HUGE
Regigigas: (Bellowing voice that sounds awesome) YEESS
N: W-What do you think of your trainer, then?
Regigigas: (Same voice) I honselty do not care.
N: Well that's wierd...
Regigigas: You know why?
N: ?
Regigigas: BECAUSE I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY-

[/TF2]
 

W.T.

Donw with CIPHET!
6/10

Chatot
N: What do you think of your trainer, Chatot?
Chatot: I WANT HAZ CHEEZBURGER!!!
N: Is your trainer nice to you?
Chatot: I WANT HAZ CHEEZBURGER!!!
N: Can you say anything else?
Chatot: I WANT HAZ CHEEZBURGER!!!
N: Great. Tell your stupid geek trainer he can't defeat me just by yelling an Internet meme into a microphone on a video game and then using the "Chatter" mov--
Chatot: I WANT HAZ CHEEZBURGER!!! *mauls N in search of the elusive cheezburger*
N: Aw, shucks.
*pieces of broken fourth wall crush N*
 
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Recon

11001101011101010100
8/10

Not sure this has been done...

N: What do you think of your trainer, Porygon?
Porygon: 100101111101011110100001110101000111111...(goes on forever)
or...
Porygon 2: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751...
 

Phoopes

There it is.
7/10.

N: So Scrafty, what do you think of your trainer?
Scrafty: He tight, dawg.
N: What?
Scrafty: Yo man, lemme tell ya something. Ya'll just be hatin' on my trainer, thinkin' he bad cuz he battles wit me. Child please. Lemme aks ya somethin'. Whaddya do wit your Pokemon, fool?
N: I... play cards with them.
Scrafty: Scrafty don't play dat.
 

Zangoose1129

The cake is a LIE
10/10

N-So what do you think of your trainer rattata
Rattata-*sob* He just used me once to get to Lt. Surge and left me in his box
 

Flame Mistress

Well-Known Member
5/10

N: So, what do you think of your trainer?
Gardevoir: M-master, who is this man?
Touya: Get off my wife!
N: Your... Wife?
Touya: Yes, she is my wife. I am tired of your lectures about our Pokémon being our friends. They are not merely our friends, they are our spouses!
N: Right...
Gardevoir: M-master, I am feeling afraid...
Touya: *softy voice* Do not worry, my dear, all is well... *kisses Gardevoir*
N: *stares blankly* Um, I think I'll just go with the script this time...
 
9.8/10 LOL
N: axew what do you think of your trainer
Axew: I wana grow up wuts that
*grabs 60 rare candies from N's bag*
Axew evolves to Haxorus
Haxy: I hate you N RAWR
N: UH OH
 

Recon

11001101011101010100
6/10

N: Magneton, what do you think of your trainer?
Magneton: TARGET SIGHTED. LOCKING ON. CHARGING ZAP CANNON. 50%...60%...
 
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