What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

[General Nonsense]

8/10 lol

N: Krokorok, talk to me.
Darkside the Krokorok: I'm gonna bite your head off!
N: 0_0

 

[Burakoru]

7/10
N: Alakazam, tell me how you feel about-
Alakazam: I have seen the future, and you will get punched in the gut.
N: Um, what?
Alakazam: *Punches N in gut*
N: Ow! That hurt!
Alakazam: I have seen the future, and you will-
N: AH! *Runs away*
Alakazam: *Blinks with no emotion on face*

 

[Eternalserenity]

8/10 Ouch...

N: Psyduck, what do you think of your trainer?
Psyduck: This sentence is false.
N: True. No, wait, false. I mean, true. Ohhh. Now I have a headache!

 

[Armando Payne]

9/10
N: Zebstrika, what do you think of your trainer.
Zebstrika: OH MY GAWD, OH MY GAWD, OH MY GAWD, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, I AM RUNNING, I'M FLY LIKE A BEEDRILL, OH, LOOK, LOOK, IF I CHASE MY TAIL, ELECTRIC HAPPENS, ELECTRIC HAPPENS NOW, WANANANANA RUNNING RINGS ROUND YOU RUNNING RINGS ROUND YOU (Runs into tree) OW, THAT DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY MR. BLOBBY.
N: O-Kay *Runs away with a WTF face on his face*
Zebstrika: DON'T TASE ME BRO, AHA, NOW IT IS MY FACE WHICH TASES YOU.

 

[#chelloressurection]

1/10

N: "Arceus, what do you think of velvel?"
Arceus(in a tiny voice):Well, hes just sugar balls and raindrops!
N: "Wow arceus, l didnt expect such a large and powerful pokemon like you to be such a wuss!"
Arceus(in a tough voice): WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK?!
N:*Wets pants*

 

[Eternalserenity]

8/10 What is this? I don't even...

N: So... who are you, exactly?
Missingno.: I AM ERROR.

 

[WeatherEffectRain]

7/10

N: What do you think about your trainer, Charizard?
Charizard: Wild Charizard appeared! Trainer Ash threw a Masterball!
N: Oh god no not one of these again...

^I know a guy who has this.

 

[Lugia81]

My Typhlosion said"What have you been smoking dude?! You can't understand us! And I don't care what you say, this is MY trainer I own him...It's the evil scheme to control humans mu hahaha!"

 

[Eternalserenity]

3/10 You were deducted two points for not rating the post above you.

N: Ditto, what do you think of your trainer?
Ditto: Help...me...

 

[deokishisu.123]

N: What do you think about your trainer, デオキシス?
デオキシス the ;386;: ...SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE...
N: I see... You want to get out of your Pokéball so you can move around, huh?

 

[WeatherEffectRain]

6/10, don't let it out or we're all gonna die ._.

N: What about you, Pupitar?
Pupitar: How are you in Johto ._.
N: I uh... I took a boat...
Pupitar: No you didn't. you know you were Hacked into the circuits of this game.
N: Uh... What?
Pupitar: This is all an infintessimal inpossibility; we are simply programs in this false universe.
N: Stop it D:
Pupitar: We're all going to be discarded as simple toys soon! You can't stop it! Hahaha! HAHAHA!
N: Aagghhh D:
Pupitar: *Continues to laugh like a madman*
Trainer: *Gives Pupitar Protein*
Pupitar ...Meeeeeehhhh...

 

[Lugia81]

7.5/10 lawz,nuff said.The poketrix!
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N:Gangsta jigglypuff, what do you think of your trainer?

Gagsta jiglypuff:You wana buy some rarecandy?

N:What!...No no what do you-

Gangsta jigglypuff:*Eats the "rarecandy" , puples dialate, and starts tackaling everything that moves.

Me: O no! not again!

 

[WeatherEffectRain]

8/10

N: Tentacruel-
Tentacruel: (Gen1 R/B Sprite) *Puts on Sunglasses* Deal with it.

 

[Eternalserenity]

9/10
N: And who are you?
Pokémon: I am your friendly neighbourhood SerebiiBot.
N: And what are you good at doing?
SerebiiBot: Being a bot...Beep.
N: -__-

 

[Lugia81]

8/10

N: Tentacruel-
Tentacruel: (Gen1 R/B Sprite) *Puts on Sunglasses* Deal with it.

5/10 Meh,it's both cruel and cool!

9/10

N: And who are you?

Pokémon: I am your friendly neighbourhood SerebiiBot.

N: And what are you good at doing?

SerebiiBot: Being a bot...beep.

N: -__-

6/10 Error doesn't compute...Forums succesfully erased...
Me:what,uoh!
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N: Ghastly,what do you think of your trainer.

Ghastly: Ghast gha gha ghast!

N: interesting, uhu.

Ghastly: ga ghst gastly gas...

N: well I'll see what I can do.

Me: what did it say?

N:beats me.

Me. \./
'_'
Faker!

 

[WeatherEffectRain]

2/10

N: What do you think about your trainer Elgyem?
Elgyem: Take me to your leader.
N: Uh... He just left...
Elgyem: Carry on. *Elgyem goes into a beam of light and into a Flying saucer*
N: :O
Trainer: :O

 

[Eternalserenity]

6/10 Somebody call Spock. Another alien has been sighted!

N: Dialga, what do you have to say?
Dialga: THE TIME IS NOW FOUR-THIRTY.
N: And what about you, Palkia?
Palkia: SPAAAAAAACE!
N: What is wrong with these two pokémon?!?

 

[pikalax]

7/10. Portal reference FTW!!

N: And you're here because...
Giratina: I AM YOUR GUIDE TO THE UNDERWORLD.
N: ... Right. ... I'll just be going now...

 

[Lugia81]

7/10. Portal reference FTW!!

N: And you're here because...
Giratina: I AM YOUR GUIDE TO THE UNDERWORLD.
N: ... Right. ... I'll just be going now...

8/10 lol made me think of a wana be Hades!

N: So what are your thoughs-

Zombie lugia:Brains!!!

N: Do you have anything to add, group of drolling garchomp?

Garchomp1:GET HIM!!!

*all the garchomp attack and eat N, lugia just sits there...With part of it's skull missing*

Garchomp2:I call his leg!

 

[Angeltripper]

3/10 You were deducted two points for not rating the post above you.

N: Ditto, what do you think of your trainer?
Ditto: Help...me...

10/10 ^-^

above...4/10

N: Magmortar, what do you think of your trainer?
Magmoratar: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!
N: oh ----