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What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

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6/10. Decent.

N: What do you think of your Trainer? Ummm...... Keckleon, where are you?
Keckleon(right in front of N): smirks and uses AncientPower, then runs away.
 
8/10 Violent Kecleon you got there. ^_^ Marvelous!

N: Porygon, please talk to me!
Porygon: *dial-up internet noise*
N: Not what I was expecting...
 

Abstinence Pistols

Well-Known Member
And WHOSE idea was it to bring this to SPPf, Eternal? :rolleyes:
Anyway..
N: So, Ditto, tell me about your trainer.
Ditto: So, Ditto, tell me about your trainer.
 

WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
7/10, that would get annoying ._.

N: You like your trainer Groudon?
N: ...Huh? Where is he?
Groudon: *Comes out of ground* I USED DIG
N: AAAGGHH *Runs away squealing*
 
10/10 Lolfish!

N: Talk to me.
Carracosta: Well, you see, I've been having problems with my girlfriend. She wants to take our relationship-
N: I'm asking about your trainer, not your love life.
Carracosta: ...I hate you.
 
7/10.

N: Hello there Seaking.
Seaking: Wanna see my Dive attack?
N: N-
Seaking uses Dive.
N: Wait, how did you Dive when there's no water?
N sees a hole in the ground. Seaking pops out right below N.
N: That.........was............Dig....................Not.............Dive.
Seaking: If I said Dive, it was Dive!
 

Porgon-XYZ

Wut are you saying?
9/10 Lolz

N: Tell me your secrets.
Litwick: ...
N: Um, hello?
Litwick: ...
N: Can you... even... hear me?...
Litwick: *giggles*
N: I'm getting... tired.... your flame....
Litwick: *smirks*
N: Ooh...
Litwick: So I hurd ya leiked Mudkipz
 
5/10. That ending was RANDOM.

N: Hello there.
Tauros: A speck of red! Charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N flies up and causes Tauros to charge into a wall.
N: SCREW THE RULES!!!! I HAVE GREEN HAIR!!!!!!!
 
7/10 Poor Tauros.

N: So, Gengar, what do you think of your trainer?
Gengar: I've been with 12 trainers now. 6 were boys, 6 were girls. Strangely, even though they looked different, all the boys had the same name, and likewise for the girls. I always felt like they didn't like me no more so they keep sending me away, but heck, they all love me sooo much that they always treat me as No. 1!
I guess my afterlife isn't so bad. I've heard rumors from my companion Mismagius that we might be moving again in a year or so... I hope not.
 

Porgon-XYZ

Wut are you saying?
8/10 Lolfisk

N: So how do you like your trainer?
Stunfisk: lolwut?
N: I said how do you like your trainer.
Stunfisk: lolwut?
N: Okay, do you even like your trainer?
Stunfisk: lolwut?
N: You know what, forget you.
Stunfisk: I see you ridin' round town with the girl I love and I'm like, Forget U! I guess the change in my pocket, wasn't enough. I'm like, Forget U, and Forget Her to! If I were richer, I'd still be with ya, well ain't that just a bunch of Shh! Although there's pain in my chest I wish you the best with a, Forget Yoooooooou!!!
N: O__O
 
5/10 I don't get it...

N: Munchlax, what do you think of your trainer?
Munchlax: Sometimes I wish my fingers were hot dogs so I could eat them when I get hungry.
N: Nevermind...
 
6/10.

N: Dusknoir, how do you like your Trainer?
Dusknoir: Dusknoir..............dusk dusk noir!
N: Say that again, please.
Dusknoir: Dusknoir..............dusk dusk noir!
N: I don't understand you. What are you saying? Speak English!
 
8/10 Heh heh. N's brain is broken.

N: Tell me about your trainer.
Stoutland: Whatever you do, don't tell him I ate that cat with the coin on his face. He still thinks the cat ran away, so let's keep it like that.
N: You... You ate a Meowth?
Stoutland: Yeah, I'm trying to make sure he isn't around when that coin comes out the other end. I think that might give it away.
 

MewHarmonia

N's Fangirl
8/10 Lol! xD

N: So, Serperior, tell me about April.
:497: My trainer is super-cool. She's different from other trainers. It's like my trainer is in the top percentage of trainers. :B
N: *facepalm* -__-

N:what on your mind Pignite
Pignite:why do you have so many fan girls N?
N: Not sure but there annoying as heck
Haters gonna hate. :cool:
 
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10/10 Lol Joey-Serperior.

N: Tell me about your trainer.
Haxorus: No.
N: Tell. Me. About. Your. Trainer.
Haxorus: Do you really wanna mess with a pokemon with axes on its face?
N: TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TRAINER!
Haxorus: You're a tool.
N: I don't care. Tell me about your trainer.
Haxorus: I have an axe. For a face. I'M AWESOME!
N: ...nevermind.
 
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WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
8/10, N would be crazy not to understand 'Axes' as a threat ._.

N: Oh god not you.
Klinklang: (Mechanical, rythmic voice) Glad to see. You again N.
N: How did he even manage to-
Klinklang: You remember. Me, N?
N: Yes but-
Klingklang: If only I. Could learn. Explosion.
N: o_o
Klinklang: I guess that. Zap Cannon. Works well. *Glows yellow*
N: Ohmygodohmygodohmygod- *Runs away*

Little did N know that Klinklang had base 70 SAtk ._.
 
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9/10 Troubled gears are troubled.

N: So, Probopass, what do you think of your trainer?
Probopass: I used to like him but now I hate him.
N: What happened to change your opinion of him?
Probopass: We were travelling through Chargestone Cave when I evolved, and then he started beating me!
N: That's horrible!
Probopass: I used to be his favorite pokémon until I evolved. Now he hates me! *starts crying*
N: *turns to trainer* You monster! How could you do this to your own pokémon?!?
Trainer: I hate Probopass.
 

WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
ZIBDAS!

9/10, never thought about that before.

N: So, what do you think about your trainer Empoleon?
Empoleon: I'm a freaking penguin and he says I'm a Steel-type.
N: That's because you are...
Empoleon: Do you know how HARD it is to do these things when your arms have metal blades? Look at it!
N: GAH! *Empoleon swings arm at N*
Empoleon: I can't even use the bathroom right, dude!
N: .~.
 
8/10 Poor Empoleon.

N: So Nidoking, what do you think of your trainer?
Nidoking: Why was I born a male?
N: How come I am always stuck dealing with the weirdos? *walks off* I swear, Ghetsis is proving to be more and more useless.
 

WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
Why Nidoking? Nidoking's awesome :I

EDIT: Oops, 7/10.

N: Hey, you're a uh... Fish.
Magikarp: Your point?
N: Uh... What... Point...
Magikarp: Just keep talking. Soon you'll be immobile.
N: Aah... Wha...
Maghikarp: You know I'm the superior being.
N: Uh...
 
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