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What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

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0/10 Godwin's Law activated.

N: So, Chatot, what do you have to say?
Chatot: I wanna be the very best,
N: Yes?
Chatot: Like no one ever was.
N: Wait.
Chatot To catch them is my real test,
N: NO!
Chatot: To train them is my cause.
N: *runs away screaming*
Chatot: I'll travel across the land...
 

Loreni333

Taking Over Serebii
7/10
lolz.

N: So Dawn, how does your trainer treat you?
Dawn: ... HALP ME!
Trainer: Dawn, return, stop talking to the stranger.
N: 0.o
Trainer: Catches N in Net ball
 

Umbreon9

It's been a while...
7/10
N: Well, I see you haven't killed your trainer... Do you ever feel like killing them?
Zekrom: Not really.
N: Darn it, they're already ahead of me... they already have a Zekrom!
Zekrom: Yeah, but look on the bright side. You'll be defeated by a Zekrom no matter what.
N: Yeah, I should be more positi-- WAIT, WHAT? How is that the bright side?!
Zekrom: At least you won't be killed by Reshiram.
 

Loreni333

Taking Over Serebii
8/10

N: Well, do you like your trainer, errrr... what are you?
Missingno: N? N is 1 letter. 1 letter = 1 number. Numbers MAY NOT EXIST!
Missingno glows and N blows up.
 

CuriousHeartless

Well-Known Member
8/10 hilarity.

N: So, Chickorita how is your trainer treating you.
Chickorita: Well-
N: WHo am I kidding. You're a Chickorita. *Turns to me* You can keep it. *Walks off.*
 
9/10 Shadow Tag. Lolfish.

N: Magcargo, tell me about your trainer. *N scoots closer to Magcargo*
Magcargo: ......
N: *bursts into flames*
 

Alliance

Re-Arrival
9 LOL

N: So Serperior, what do you think of your trainer?

Serperior: Awesome.

N: What?

Serperior: Awesome.

N: Ah, wut?

Serperior: Awesome

N: GOOD GOD.

Serperior: Grab onto my tongue!

N: What?

Serperior: SNIVY BLEUAGH

N: OMIGAWD.


Me: Liek wut.
 

Rennon

Revisiting Trainer
8/10 lol

N: So, how do you like your trainer Loppuny?
Loppuny: I like him very much. We always go to bed together.
N: o_O
 

Magiclapras

Dragon Goddess Flyder
7/10

N: So, tell me about Daniel.
Gardevoir: Sorry, the princess is in another castle.
N: Oh...kay. How's your time with Daniel been?
Gardevoir: Just peachy, thank you for asking.
 

Alliance

Re-Arrival
9/10 lol

N: So Pidove-

Pidove: My names Saraphina, bucko!

N: Oh...kay.... Saraphina, how is Azura as a trainer?

Pidove: She's great! I'm her main Pokemon, of course!

N: But... *glances at Serperior* Serperior is her starter an-

Pidove: YOU DOUBT MY WORD?! WELL BUCKO, PREPARE FOR SOME EPIC THRASHING via WING ATTACK!

N: OMIGAWD


Me: I'm getting a weird feeling of deja-vu regarding that weirdo.
 

WeatherEffectRain

Arm Wrestle?
8/10

N: Hello Kyogre, what do you think of your trainer?
Kyogre: IT SHALL RAIN.
N: What about you, Groudon?
Groudon: THE SUN SHALL RISE.
N: Uh...
Kyogre: THE RAIN.
Groudon: THE SUN!
N: o_o
Kyogre: I AM MORE POWERFUL!
Groudon: I CONTROL A STAR!
Kyogre: I CONTROL ThE CLIMATE!
N: o_O
*Rayquaza flies in*
Rayquaza: I control both of you, shuddap >.>
Groudon & Kyogre: *Sigh* fine...
N: ._.
 
9/10 Lolzorz.

N: Golurk, what do you think of Trainer?
Golurk: Analysing data----------Enemy spotted. Prepare for termination.
N: Who's the enemy?
Golurk: You------------will-------------die--------------N---- DynamicPunch!
N: I'm a little birdy, sitting in a tree.
 

Bronzong#1

Cell Shaded
9/10 Just lol

N:So Ditto what do you think of your trainer
Ditto: *turns back into Zoroark*
N: Ok so Zoroark what do you think of your trainer
Zoroark: *Turns into Ditto*
N: Ditto What do you think of your trainer
Ditto: *turns into Zoroark*
N T3T Well I'm going to go...
 
7/10. Poor N....

N: Ditto, what do you think of Trainer?
Ditto: transforms into Golurk
N: That makes no sense.
Golurk uses Rollout
Golurk: Transform and roll out!
 

Bronzong#1

Cell Shaded
10 just lol


N: Magikarp what do you think of your trainer
Trainer: Magikarp use Splash attack
Magikarp: *Uses Splash* This guy--
N: Umm ok
Trainer: Use Hyper Beam!
N: Pfft, yeah right
Magikarp: *uses Hyper Beam*
Trainer: *starts playing the Final Countdown*
N: *coughs* *walks away all scorched*
 

FireTypeLover

Mr. Soul Stealer
8/10, I liked it.

N: So, Infernape, what do you think of your train-what the heck are you doing to your trainer?!
Trainer: Oh, this? Infernape's using me as a punching bag to increase his skills at punching.
N: Doesn't it hurt...I thought you were nice before I saw this craziness...
Trainer: No, I conveniently have a Infernape-Punch-Resistant-Vest.
 

Wyrm

~Setting Sail~
7/10 Heh.

N: So, Porygon-Z, how do you feel about your trainer?
Porygon-Z: Well, only after I evolved into this form did I truly feel emotions for him. But now I think he's the best trainer ever.
N: How long have you been a Porygon-Z?
Porygon-Z: 2 hours, 37 minutes, and 24.37 seconds.
N: ...That long exactly?
Porygon-Z: When I finished that statement, yes. Do you question my calculations?
N: Well-
Porygon-Z: You dare tell me I'm wrong when you're not my trainer and I hardly know you?!
N: Um...
Porygon-Z: Prepare to be erased from all of reality!
N: Wait, what?!
Porygon-Z: Powering up... *uses Nasty Plot three times*
Trainer: Run away! HE'S GONNA BLOW!
N: AH!
Porygon-Z: Me? Wrong?! *puts on Choice Specs and crosses arms* Cool story bro.
N: O.O'
Porygon-Z: BLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*universe explodes in a spectacular boom*
 

deokishisu.123

Justified Trope
N: How do you feel about your trainer?

Arceus: Question is, how do I feel about you? *looms over N ominously*

N: ...

 
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