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What did your Pokémon REALLY tell N?

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Blahboy

WHEEL OF MUCUS!
0/10 just for breaking rule 3 twice.

N: So, Bouffalant, what do you think of your trainer.

Bouffalant: WELL IMMA GONNA HEAD BUTT YOU CRACKA!

N: Why do I always get the weird ones?
 

Gelatino95

Not a tool
10/10 I actually laughed at that.

N: So, Gyarados, what do you think of your trainer?

Gyarados: RAWR

Trainer: What did he say?

N: He said "Rawr"

Trainer: Yeah, I know that, but you said you can talk to pokemon, right? What did he really say?

N: That's what he said. He said "Rawr".

Trainer: Get out of my face, you fraud.
 

BlazikenBlitz

Blaziken Ninja
9/10. Good thinking.

N: Emboar, what do you think of your trainer?
Bacon: He calls me Bacon.........
N: So do you hate him or something?
Bacon: No. I'm just a vegitarian.
N: 0_0
Bacon: I gonna roast you now.
N: Why? I thought you were vegitarian!
Bacon: I am. But Hydreigon isn't.
Death: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
N: AHHHHHHHHH
(N is roasted by Bacon, then eaten by Death.)
Bacon, Death, and Trainer: Well, that takes care of that gay. Time to rid the world of them!
(They fly off)
 

LiquidGOLD

I will KEEL YOU!
6/10

N: So, Rattata, how do you like your trainer?
Rattata: He's the top percentage of trainer!
N: Great! Now, what else do you like about him?
Rattata: I like his shorts!
N: Okay...?
Rattata: Can I eat yours?
 

Diamond Eagle

TheMightyPolak
6.5/10
N: So, Seaking- what do you think of your trainer?
Seaking: First off, i'm a female, so i don't like being called Seaking. In fact, i nail whoever calls me that with my horn.
N: *realizes he called it Seaking* Well, i gotta go!
Seaking: Come back here!
 

VS

they/she
5/10 Not bad
N:Hello Charizard
Geekazard: OIt's Geekazard
N: OK I'm N
Geekazard: IT'S NEAR FROM DEATH NOTE
N: EVERY TIME I SEE A GEEK!
 

ConeOfSHAME

Noob Skater
Meh. 6/10

N: So what do you think about your trainer Skitty?

Skitty: I hate him! He put me in a room with a Wailord and it..it..layed an egg!

N: Wait a sec, aren't you that kitty with rainbows coming out of it's butt on YouTube? :D

Skitty: WHY YOU.....

SOS: Here, have a moon stone. *throws it to skitty*

N: Maybe show me your Wailord?

Delcatty: Watch out, it's big.

*Wailord crushes N*

SOS: Hey, does that mean I can have your Zekrom?
 

~Kurou

to see you smile
7/10 meh I lol'ed a little bit

N: What do you think of your trainer?
Celebi: Why do you need to know
N: JUST TELL ME!
Celebi: Are you like a.......rapist?
N: JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU FREAKIN THINK OF YOUR TRAINER! :mad:
Celebi: RAWR SKREW OFF YOU WORD RAPIST *celebi runs away with ash*
 
5/10 Acceptable.

N: So how are you?
Beeheeyem: BEEP-BOOP-BOP!
N: Yups, we got us a Crazy one here, send in Area 5!
Beeheeyem: BEEP BOOP BOP!
N: Let's go boys!
Area 5: Where is the Alien?
N: There.
Beeheeyem: BEEP BOOP...Waitwaitwaitwait, I can talk don't kill me!
N: Oh now you talk.
 
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DittoDude

The King of Town.
Decent. 5/10

N: So Pawniard, how do you like your Trainer?
Pawniard: Come closer and I'll tell you.
N: Okaaaaayyyyyy...
Pawnaird: Closer... closer...
N: OW! That was an artery!
 

DragonA7X

BASSHOLE
7/10

N: Hello there Oshawott. What do you think of your trainer?
Oshawott: *starts to randomly cry and hugs its broken shell*
N: Did she abuse you?
Oshawott: No...
N: Then why are you crying?
Oshawott: My shell broke in half.
N: How did it break in half?
Oshawott: *points up and N sees an angry Terrakion*
N: Nice Terrakion... Nice Terrakion...
*terrakion uses sacred sword*
Oshawott: *sigh* He'll never learn...
 
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CaninePKM

Canines!!!
6/10 nice
N: So Mightyena, what did you think about White
Woolf Dog: didnt you already ask my make Lava about here
N: *thinks back* oh yea, so wait.... that means
W.D: yes i have kids, and anyways yes she awesome, and now your annoying me sooo *uses Roar, and N flys away* Yes B|
 
4/10 Attacking N is too predictable.

N: "Trainer, show me your Pokémon".
Trainer: "..........." *sends out Mewtwo*
N: "Who the heck are you?"
Mewtwo: *starts sobbing uncontrollably* "It's always the same!"
N: "What is?"
Mewtwo: "I used to be a god, N, a GOD! Everyone knew who I was. But then that Arceus guy showed up and people forgot about me!" *cries harder*
N: "Ohhh-kaaay." *sneaks away quietly*
 
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HydroTyphoon

Water-type Fan
Lol, 8/10.

N: So Lunatone, what do you think of your trai-
Lunatone: OOH, OOH, I KNOW. ...space. Hey. N. N. Take me to space. N. Space.
N: Huh?
Lunatone: QUIET DOWN. Here comes the space cops. Help me, space cops, help.
N: I don't-
Lunatone: What's your favorite thing about space? Mine is space...
N: ...
 
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Flame Mistress

Well-Known Member
8/10 I laughed.

N: So, Haxorus, what do you think of your trainer?
Haxorus: I'm a Hax'r'us kid! I don't wanna grow up!
N: No, I meant your trainer, not your future.
Haxorus: I'm a Hax'r'us kid! I don't wanna grow up!
N: No, your trainer, your t-r-a-i--
Haxorus: I'm a Hax'r'us kid! I don't wanna grow up!
N: *facepalm*
 

DittoDude

The King of Town.
Funny. 7/10


N: So, Abra, how do you like your trainer?
*Aba is gone*
N: Abra, where are you?
*finds Abra on his head*
N: Oh, VERY funny, you.
*Abra teleports into N's pants*
N: It's not funny anymore, you pervert.
 

Nightfall_

Gamer Extrodinare
8/10

N: So, Snivy, what do you-
Snivy: Why are you looking at me like that? Do I have something on my face?
N: No, bu-
Snivy: Hey, sister, Y U looking at me? Can't a lady get some peace and quiet?!
N: Im not you-
Snivy: No buts.
N: I ne-
Snivy: *Sigh* This is the reason why humans are so dumb.
N: *Facepalm*
 
7/10. I didn't get it, but it has a certain charm about it that I liked.
(Apologies if I suck at this: I came up with mine quite a while ago, and it was my favourite that I invented.)

N: So, Jolteon-
;135; (Yuki): Akaku, akaku, akaku, yurete!
N: What?
;006; (Zero): You should blame my old trainer, Misao, for that. She thought it was funny to nickname her Yuki, so she's sung that every day. You have happened to come whilst this was in progress.
N: And you, Zero? You're named after Kiryu-
Zero: No comments from you!
(somewhere in Kanto)
Misao: I now have the urge to hit Zero really hard.
 
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