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What do you think Green sprites look like?

Hmm... this is a toughie... let's think.


I think it could be roadkill. BAD roadkill. Venusaur gone bad. REAL BAD.

Or something that came out of Eternal's ***. LOL.


In general, they look like complete pieces of crap. Yes I know that their computer abilities weren't too good back then but compared to now- they reall suck.



This is the Venusaur I'm talkin' about. ROADKILL!!!
 

RaZoR LeAf

Night Terror
They look like poor first attempts at spriting pokemon.
 
I can't stress enough how crappy Venusaur looks. It looks like it got steamrolled, run over by a reindeer, went through Eternal's digestive system, his flower unbearably stretched out, and raped.
 

swimmerboy91

Active Member
humm...should i pm eternal or not?...and tell him every thing you have said here?well it is only two things but he is a mod... oh well!
 

Timid Kyogre

Endangered Creature
One of my friends has Green, and I'm telling you the sprites are so ugly...

I think that was not a good try for a first game, they could've tried harder.

The pokemon look like people that didn't sleep in ages.

~Timid Kyogre
 

The Power of Pika

Way Past Cool!!
Pikachu actually looked alright compared to Red and Blue. ^-^
So they did some of them okay. Another one is Blastoise that was done alright.

Mew looks terrible.
 
Mew is a sad attempt at drawing.
And why the hell does it have a bump on its head?
 

Altmer

breathe, spit, walk
I must say some of the Green sprites are quite hilarious.

(read: Wigglytuff)
 
Missingno. Master said:
I say the only good thing about the green sprites is that Eevee looks like crap.
No they all do.
Eevee just looks evil as hell.
And ekans has a weird duck bill. No wait,that's its mouth.
 
H

H0-0H

Guest
Well have a look at the Mew
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Its head is too big for its body.

And a noticable funny one!

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Its hands show signs that its gay!

I do think the Venusaur is really bad!
 

Altmer

breathe, spit, walk
No, the hands just mean it has two broken wrists. ^^;;
 

Guy

I don't know!
What do they look like?
All I can say is no. Just no. Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono. They don't even look like Pokemon. Golbat's OK though.
EDIT: O,O That Magikarp looks perfect! Seriously! BTW, I'll give my opinions on all of them soon. I have a page opened that shows 'em all in alphabetical order: http://www.hostultra.com/~mewtwofan/index.php?id=greensprites.
Abra: Looks like a demon if you look close enough.
Aerodactyl: Not bad actually. R/B one was better though.
Alakazam: It looks like it's about to throw up. You can barely see its eyes, and its *** is too small XP
Arbok: Looks like it got rolled over by a steamroller :( actually i kinda like it, but it doesn't look too much like Arbok.
Arcanine: Dark and choppy. Better than that sickening looking R/B one.
Articuno: *whistles* a good amount of flaws all right, but they are unnamed.
Beedrill: Same as Articuno, but worse.
Bellsprout: Bit too thin, head a bit too big, kinda ties with the R/B one.
Blastoise: It has nostrils :p. Its shell looks a bit screwy, but other than that, OK.
Bulbasaur: Looks a bit on the evil side :|. Not exactly shaped right.
Butterfree: Too choppy and no outlines it's wings are HUGE.
Caterpie: Not exactly shaped right.
Chansey: Looks a bit too fat. A few unneeded pixels of shading.
Charizard: Is this supposed to be a girly-eyed Charizard with an invisible man from above pulling his tail and another one screwing his wings? And what's that fire doing on its palm?
Charmander: Its snout is a bit Farfetch'd. Wait. It isn't a snout :p.
Charmeleon: It's too thin, stupid pose, small head, snout, should I go on?
Clefable: Swell actually :)
Clefairy: Its gaping eyes blend in with the body. Screwiness here and there.
Cloyster: Nice actually. It's face looks too big, but it could be an optical illusion.
Cubone: Its "mask" is a bit deformed.
Dewgong: See Articuno.
Diglett: Thinner Charizard eyes, and not enough dirt.
Ditto: A lot of shading errors.
Dodrio: its heads are too round. And the thing they go into is too.
Doduo: See Caterpie.
Dragonair: Just no.
Dragonite: Looks like it's from a different game X#. No. No. No. Nonononononononononono.
I'll get more tomorrow.
 
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Ridley-X4

UN-LTD AWESOME WORKS
lol @ gastly. It looks like some spraypaint on a surface with a face slapped on it.
 

SlimShady

Kill your heroes
Green version sprites can be seen on Serebii.net's RBYGSC Pokedex. Mew looks like a dog. :D
 
SlimShady said:
Green version sprites can be seen on Serebii.net's RBYGSC Pokedex. Mew looks like a dog. :D


I think you mean a RABIED DOG WHO HAS NECK PROBLEMS! XD
 
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