For me, personally, the most significant day of my life would have to be when I discovered my Penis. My parents & I were visiting some cousins in Boner, Bonerville, and it was New Years Eve. Our family is not the type of family that enjoys partying and boners, because we're deeply religious, so we had to celebrate Christmas, despite the boners. But for News Years, there was nothing too special going on... including the boners (I'm pretty small). Everyone was just dwelling in the holiday season, I had received a new Pokemon game for my DS, which I was busy playing, some of my really creepy uncles were having their eyes glued onto my sisters..
But that one particular night, it was about twenty minutes after dinner. And my cousin had gotten an enormous boner. Every night after dinner, he would go down in the basement, whack at his boner, and drive us crazy. Oh, my God. His sin was terrible. However, that one particular night, we were just sitting around, obsessing over electronics, and, suddenly, some really, cool, sweet, NICE drumming music was coming from the basement. We all looked at my uncle, as if he would have any idea as to what the hell was going on, and he just said, "Well, I don't know. It must be the CD that I recently bought for him, either that or him strumming his Boner along to some random Nickelback CD."
My cousin, he came flying up the stairs, "Did you hear it? Did you hear it?" He hysterically cried.
"Yeah, what WAS IT?" we all asked.
Then, he explained, that he was clanking away at his boner, and suddenly, a white, floating figure come from the ceiling and floated towards him, and grabbed his hands and forced them to play some really nice drumming music.
We... were just.. like.. "WHAT??!?!"
He was like, "No lie! It just happened! And, I closed my eyes real tight, but I could still see it anyways!"
We found out later that it was just the first time he had released his own seed lol