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What would they never EVER say (not in a million years)?

Discussion in 'Animé Polls' started by matt0044, Apr 4, 2013.

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  1. matt0044

    matt0044 Well-Known Member

    Example:

    Ash: Dammit, Pikachu! You should've beaten that Panpour! I hate you.
     
  2. OceanicLanturn

    OceanicLanturn Non non non!

    Ash: Screw all the merchandise Pokemon *tosses them out of the window*, hello FE powerhouses.
    Iris: (to Ash) What an adult!
    Trip: Kanto is an awesome place! *fangirl screams*

    The Trip one is pretty much impossibru since Ash's BW rivals has never appeared since the league. Meh.
     
  3. moneylesswario

    moneylesswario Shudo's Powerhouses

    Pikachu: Pika Pika! (Still got that Thunderstone?)
    Ash: Hello nurse!!!
    Brock: OH NO ITS AN UGLY GIRL GET ME AWAY!!
    Cameron: Counter Shield!
    Trip: That's complex.
    Georgia: It's not a real victory, you beat me with a dragon!/You beat me without a dragon, you're awesome!
    Piplup: I want to evolve NOW!!
    Cilan: It's not ____ time!
     
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  4. yuoke

    yuoke Treasure huntin'

    Iris-"Oh Ash, you're such an exquisite and prosperite young adult."
    Axew-"Ax-Axew!(Hey guys, I won't get lost ever again!)"
     
  5. matt0044

    matt0044 Well-Known Member

    Trip: That's deep, man.
     
  6. Kutie Pie

    Kutie Pie 桜咲くこの坂を今も上っている

    Team Rocket: Let's capture that Pidgey for the boss! *does so*
    Giovanni: You three are geniuses. You're getting a raise!

    ~~~

    Ash: I don't want to battle today.

    ~~~

    Misty: I forgive you for destroying my bike.
    Ash: I love you too, Misty!
    Brock: O_O

    ~~~

    Brock: Hello, miss, you're looking mighty fine today. Oh, what's this? You have a boyfriend already? Sorry for bothering you two.

    ~~~

    Pikachu: My life sucks.
    Ash: Holy crap, you can talk!

    ~~~

    Mewtwo: I changed my mind about erasing your memories.
    Ash: D8 I DIED?!
    Giovanni: Oh well, I can always just clone another Mew.
    Mewtwo: No, you are going to die a gruesome death.
    *CENSORED*
    Ash: D: Father?
    Mew: I want your children, Mewtwo!
    Everyone: ...
    Mewtwo: ...err... this is awkward...

    ~~~

    That's all I can think of.
     
  7. deoxysdude94

    deoxysdude94 Just bought a Switch :D

    Hi, I'm ash, and I finally beat the pokemon league!
     
  8. LizardonX

    LizardonX Banned

    Pikachu: Raichu!
     
  9. "I'm not a noob!" --Ash

    Oh, wait, he actually said that in DP. lol.

    JK.
     
  10. DedicatedFan

    DedicatedFan Well-Known Member

    Ash: I'll never win a pokemon league
    Paul: I need to make some friends
     
  11. Lightning Dragon

    Lightning Dragon LIGHTNING FLIGHT!!!!

    May: It's time to do a gym battle against Wattson, Beautifly!
    Beautifly: Are you flapping serious!?!? I'm gonna be Electrocuted you have no brain, May >~>
    May: Did she just talk? :eek:

    LOL. but I could think of better ones xD
     
  12. PT88

    PT88 Member

    Ash: ''You know what. All this Pokemon training is a waste of time. I'm never gonna become a Pokemon master so i'm gonna become a lawyer''
     
  13. Dragalge

    Dragalge This is more than 20 characters long

    Misty: Daww it's a Spinarak, I just want to hug it soo bad.
     
  14. rofl. Hilariously true.
     
  15. Hikatoshi26

    Hikatoshi26 Well-Known Member

    Nurse Joy: OMG Brock take me now!

    Ash: Iris you're annoying, and stop calling a child.....I miss Dawn.

    Cilan: Hey look its a ______ I am not a _______ connoisseur.

    Cynthia: Yes, Champion Adeku we can have tea together.
     
  16. sandy ketchum

    sandy ketchum Well-Known Member

    Ash:Just evolve you stupid pokemon
    Brock:Nurse joy and Officer Jenny are ugly
    Misty:Ash is a genius.
     
  17. CliveKoopa

    CliveKoopa Well-Known Member

    Ash: Pikachu, it's evolution time. I'm going to evolve you into a Raichu.

    (Pins Pikachu down while pressing a thunderstone down onto Pikachu)

    Brock: I love you Jessie. You are the only girl for me.
     
  18. I-am-the-peel

    I-am-the-peel Justice Forever

    COTD: Hey, my _____ is struggling to learn _____
    Ash: Oh no, is it close to learning the move?
    COTD: Yeah! It's so close, but I think it just needs a pokemon battle? Can you help me?
    Ash: No, I've got some training to do of my own, and I've got some gym battles to prepare for!
    COTD: But...My _____....Won't you please help it?
    Ash: Sorry, I've got a real pokemon career to pursue! Let's go guys, off to the next pokemon gym!
    Pikachu: PiPi Pikachu! (Yeah, I'm sick of helping out random strangers for no reward!)
     
  19. UbersSuck20

    UbersSuck20 #FreeGenesect

  20. Hikari Paradise

    Hikari Paradise Forever Alone

    Anime Writers: Let's write a quality story, give Ash and his pokemon permanant development, not shove a marketable plushie in the viewer's faces, have Ash win a pokemon league, and have Ash hook up with Misty or Dawn.
     
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