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What would they never EVER say (not in a million years)?

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Pokegirl Fan~

Pokegirl Fan~

Liko>>>>>Ash
Ash: Oshawott's evolving!
 
1rkhachatryan

1rkhachatryan

Call me Robert guys
moneylesswario

moneylesswario

Gone But Not Forgotten
Brock (to a girl): I'm Brock, and I have no money! You'll be paying for this wonderful date...
Misty: Misty calls...Scizor!
Cilan: It's Re-Evaluating time!
Burgundy: It's Evaluating time!
 
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Zorupix

Master of Illusions
Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
Misty: Hey Ash, guess who I'm dating? Gary Oak.
Cilan: Just call me Gordan Ramses from now on, because I'm going to be grilling you every chance I get!
Iris: You really are one mature guy Ash!
Ash: Mewtwo/Latias/any legendary at all, I choose you!
 
Kutie Pie

Kutie Pie

"It is my destiny."
Zorupix said:
Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
Click to expand...

You win the thread.

Brock: I sold my apron for a better frying pan.
Ash: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

*~*~*

Mew: I'll stop bothering you if you give me children.
Mewtwo: How about no?
Ash: Oh my gosh, guys, make up your minds and just do it already!
Everyone: ._.
Brock: Uh... Ash? Can we talk?
Ash: Why? They just have to go to the stork and ask for kids.
Brock: Oh, what a relief. I was afraid you knew about se--
Ash: HOLY CRAP IT'S A POKÉMON MUST CATCH
Mewtwo: ...
Mew: ._. Um... I have to go do something. Stay right here, Mewtwo, I'll be back. *flies off*
Mewtwo: *walks away*
Brock: ...I hate everything.
 
L

Luthor

Well-Known Member
Officer jenny: Jessie,James you are under arrest.
James: we haven't stolen anything.
Officer Jenny: no you are under arrest for stalking children.
 
Estellise

Estellise

peachy
Ash: Misty, I- I... I love you!
--
Ash: Whoa, what? Pikachu - you're evolving!?
--
TR: Haha, yes! We've finally caught the Pikachu! ...That's the only reason we exist, yes? To catch Pikachu? -sigh- The things Team Rocket does for money these days...

:I
 
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sandy ketchum

Well-Known Member
Zorupix said:
Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
Misty: Hey Ash, guess who I'm dating? Gary Oak.
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that sounds like hell
 
moneylesswario

moneylesswario

Gone But Not Forgotten
Cheerleaders: Gary Gary He's the worst, I wonder who will beat him first!
 
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PokemonNation2000

Banned
Team Rocket: Prepare for stupidity, it's a brand new day. We're making ourselves annoying, anyway!

The gay one, James.
The mean one, Jessie.
And the annoying one, Meowth, that's me.

Team Rocket, pissing people off at the speed of light! Beat us now or prepare to hear us fight, fight, fight!

Ash: I'm a Pokémon Master.
Brock: I got laid!
Misty: Ash is a genius!
Tracey: I hate sketches.
Professor Oak: I'm off to bang your mother!
May: I have huge breasts.
Max: I'm a nerd.
Dawn: There's a NEED to worry!
Iris: You're such an adult!
Cilan: I hate his flavor!
 
Cresselia92

Cresselia92

SM Ash = New Ash
*Legendary Pokémon appears*

Ash: "Hey, that's a [insert Legendary name here]!" or "What's that?"

*points Pokédex at the Legendary*

Ash: "I'm gonna catch it! Go, [insert Pokémon's name here]!"
 
J

J Ken

RAVE
Gary: You know Mr. Ash I'm the real loser you're the strongest and coolest trainer I've ever met. Wanna be best pals?
Paul: Ash you were right. I'm a jerk and a terrible person. You wanna be best friends?
Trip: Ash you're a brilliant and unique trainer and I am weak and need to know the basics. Wanna become best friends?
 
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