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Ash: I will never, ever again try to jump into a force field where a legendary pokémon is held captured!
OMG Kutie Pie. You are amazing for posting this :3Giovanni: I am your father.
Ash: .___.
Giovanni: Give your father a hug.
Ash: .______.
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Cilan: I'm thinking on dying my hair blonde. What do you think?
Cilan: How about purple, the color of eggplant?
Ash: I miss Mom's cooking...
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Giovanni: I don't feel like taking over the world today. Persian, watch over the Gym while I go to the gym.
Persian: ._. Mew...
Giovanni: It's such a relief to be able to show my face out in public again.
MEANWHILE, ABOVE VIRIDIAN CITY
Mewtwo: *flying somewhere*
Mew: *pops in* I STILL want your children, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: That does it, I cannot hold it in any longer. *shoots Shadow Ball down at the city*
Giovanni: Hello, random child citizen! Would you like some can--*Shadow Ball makes contact, kills him*
Child: ._.
Mewtwo: That so went against my character, but I feel much better already.
Mew: ._. Um... childr--
Mewtwo: KNOCK IT OFF.
i like how you referenced your fanfic. Mewtwo, Mew's sex issues :3~~~
Ash: *walking someplace random*
Celebi: *flies in*
Ash: Oh, hi, Celebi! How're you doing today?
Celebi: ^_^
Ash: Anything exciting happened?
Celebi: I convinced Mew she'll have kittens in the future.
Ash: Oh hey, you can talk! I wish I knew that, that would've made things so much easier! And kittens, really? I have no idea how kittens come to being, but that's cool! Tell Mew I said "hi".
Pikachu: Don't I get a say in this?
Ash: Quiet, Pikachu, I'm in a meeting with an old buddy.
Mew: *pops in*
Celebi: Is something wrong, Mew?
Mew: YOU LIED TO ME, YOU BASTARD.
Ash: :O
Pikachu: :O
Celebi: :O I would never do that.
Mew: MEWTWO WON'T GIVE ME CHILDREN. YOU LIED.
Mewtwo: *pokes head in* You keep bothering me even though I tell you time and time again I am not interested. Besides, she is not even a virgin.
Ash: :O
Celebi: You told me you were!
Mew: I got desperate, and Pikachu was the only one willing to do it! *turns to Pikachu* It wasn't even good!
Ash: :O
*freeze-frame on Ash's face*
TO BE CONTINUED
*credits roll*
Misty: *sitting on the chair, watching the television* :O
*phone rings, Misty picks it up*
May: *on other line* Misty, did you just watch the recent episode?!
Misty: I did! What a twist!
May: *sobs* My fanfics are ruined!
Misty: :|
YOU SIR ARE OFFICIALLY MY BEST FRIEND.Announcer: Let's give it up for our league champion, Ash from Pallet Town!
Brock: Hey Ash! I just married your mother, so I guess that means I'm your dad now. Cool huh?
Delia- your father isn't giovanni, prof oak or spencer hale. It's actually Koga.
Ash: Gee another minor character in trouble. How exciting.
Ash: Gary your a nerd, Paul your the coolest, Trip your such a noob.
Ash: Trip, you called me a boonie ? Well, you're a noob.