What would they never EVER say (not in a million years)?

[PokemonNation2000]

Ash: The truth is that I don't age because I'm a Timelord.

ROFL. Ow, my sides. ^_^

Ash: The truth is, I get a new girl to travel with me every 3 to 4 years so that I can suck the life from them, and stay 10 years old.

 

[matt0044]

ROFL. Ow, my sides. ^_^

Ash: The truth is, I get a new girl to travel with me every 3 to 4 years so that I can suck the life from them, and stay 10 years old.

His true form:

 

[PokemonNation2000]

His true form:

Yup, definitely! XD.

 

[NPT]

Yup, definitely! XD.

Aren't you forgetting something?

Ash: Listen Oshawott, stop coming out of your Pokeball during my battles, or else you won't get any food for two days.

 

[Royal_Qeca]

Ash: I'm gonna successfully rotate my team!

Iris: Wow! You are so mature, Ash.

Cilan: Guys, I'm Margaret.

 

[Everlasting]

I've got one.

Ash : Samurott, use Razor Shell!

And what about...

Dawn : Piplup, you're so masculine!

 

[p96822]

I got one

Ash Oshawott evolve now!

 

[NPT]

May: I don't care about contests, they're boring.

 

[Luthor]

Ghetsis: Ok our plan is, we capture Kyurem threaten to freeze all of unova unless the governement pays us..."
Camera zooms in on Ghetsis "one million dollars"
Colress: Coughs "uh don't you think we should ask for a bit more than that one million dollars isn't alot money. Under my leadership Team plamsa's other assets make 9 billion dollars a year.
Ghestis: oh really? ok then new plan We capture Kyurem and hold Unova ransom for.." camera zooms in in Ghetsis "one... hundred...billion dollars"

 

[PokemonNation2000]

Aren't you forgetting something?

Ash: Listen Oshawott, stop coming out of your Pokeball during my battles, or else you won't get any food for two days.

LOL. That's a good one!

 

[pokedigijedi]

ash: here team rocket you can have Pikachu I don't want it anymore.
misty: I hate you ash so I am now gonna marry tracey!
tracey: I am the most popular character on this show!
brock: I am gonna quit stalking nurse joy and officer jenny.
ash: I wanna be just like wes from pokemon colosseum.

 

[Brownie]

Meowth: *see user title*

 

[matt0044]

Meowth: *see user title*

What, brownie?

 

[fitzy909]

ash: (to team rocket) Just take pikachu already. i really can't be bothered anymore.
Brock: (to just about any girl he has flirted with) you know what? if you won't accept me as i am we are through!
dawn:i don't even want to be a coordinator. my mum made me do it.

 

[Brownie]

What, brownie?

I meant he wouldn't say the words in my title.

 

[LizardonX]

May: harley filled out that shirt better than I ever could.

 

[Garbodor.]

Ash: I can't believe I beat Cynthia using only my ossawott.

Prof oak: Happy 20th birthday Ash.

 

[Kisothwulf]

Ash: "Hey (character of the day)! Man, I haven't seen you since I was in (region)! It's great to see you again!"



Norman: "Why, yes, I was hanging out with Nurse Joy because we're BFFs! Don't you have a BFF, Caroline?"



Gary: "Smelling people is gross! Who would wanna smell ya later?!"



Giovanni: "That's it!! Jessie, James, Meowth... You're all fired for good!!"



Brock: "Hmm... If being a doctor worked for Doctor Proctor... Then being a Pokemon Doctor will surely get me a date with a chick! It's a fool proof plan!"



Ash: "Agumon, I choose you!"



Brock: "Oh, come on Pokequestria Daily! Everyone knows Rapidash is best pony!"

 

[Luthor]

Misty: I have the biggest crush on Ash
May : yeah me too
Dawn:and me
Iris:well if I'm honest me as well
Cilan: Same here I'm afraid.....

 

[pokedigijedi]

Misty: I have the biggest crush on Ash
May : yeah me too
Dawn:and me
Iris:well if I'm honest me as well
Cilan: Same here I'm afraid.....

Hahahahahaha!!! good one! XD