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What would they never EVER say (not in a million years)?
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James: "No, the twerp's mine! *Cue girly squeal* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
garretslarrity
Unova Champion
Ash: I'm going to get a job!
ConUxie223
Kalos Trap Queen
Ash- Hey look guys! Misty's back!
Cynthia- I cant believe I lost
Misty- I'm the worlds greatest Water Pokemon Trainer
Dawn- There's totally a need to worry!
Brock- I'm gonna sleep with my eyes open tonight
Iris- I think I'm gonna actually train today
Cilan- Its not tasting time
Tracey- I'm important
Pikachu- (If he could talk) I like this show
Cynthia- I cant believe I lost
Misty- I'm the worlds greatest Water Pokemon Trainer
Dawn- There's totally a need to worry!
Brock- I'm gonna sleep with my eyes open tonight
Iris- I think I'm gonna actually train today
Cilan- Its not tasting time
Tracey- I'm important
Pikachu- (If he could talk) I like this show
pokedigijedi
Saiyan Jedi
this is easily one of the best threads on this entire forum site!
who ever made it was a genius!
ash: time to celebrate my 21st birthday!
brock: I just got married and there is no way the writers will overuse me and make it so don't full fill my dreams!
misty: I am a level headed girly girl and married tracey
tracey: I was created too soon in the anime...
may: I am a tomboy who married ash!
(gets beaten half to death by the shippers)
max: yippee I just became a trainer!!!
dawn: luke I am your father!!!
iris: I am gonna cut my hair and train my pokemon until they can take on the elite four easily!
cilan: I am sonic the hedgehog! your all too slow!!
gary oak: I just started becoming a trainer again and started traveling and collecting badges again!
professor oak: gary you should quit being a trainer its totally unfair at how much better you are than ash!
Jessie and james:..........Missing after ticking off a homicidal pokemon poacher with an army of hydreigon.
well that's all I got hopefully I won't get in trouble for some of these though I don't see how I would I am just paranoid. and hopefully the fanbase won't totally kill for some of these...
who ever made it was a genius!
ash: time to celebrate my 21st birthday!
brock: I just got married and there is no way the writers will overuse me and make it so don't full fill my dreams!
misty: I am a level headed girly girl and married tracey
tracey: I was created too soon in the anime...
may: I am a tomboy who married ash!
(gets beaten half to death by the shippers)
max: yippee I just became a trainer!!!
dawn: luke I am your father!!!
iris: I am gonna cut my hair and train my pokemon until they can take on the elite four easily!
cilan: I am sonic the hedgehog! your all too slow!!
gary oak: I just started becoming a trainer again and started traveling and collecting badges again!
professor oak: gary you should quit being a trainer its totally unfair at how much better you are than ash!
Jessie and james:..........Missing after ticking off a homicidal pokemon poacher with an army of hydreigon.
well that's all I got hopefully I won't get in trouble for some of these though I don't see how I would I am just paranoid. and hopefully the fanbase won't totally kill for some of these...
Gamzee Makara
Flirtin' With Disaster
Good guys section:
Ash:Alright, listen up you primitive screwheads...this is my BOOMSTICK!
Misty:I'm back, and I have a Surskit!
Brock:Yes we can...get a girlfriend!
Gary Oak:I hate that stupid swearing meme...
Tracey: Duh! He got hit in the head with two coconuts!
Ritchie
ARA BAILAR LA BAMBA!
Casey:I hate Electivire!
Harrison:Here comes the sun...Here comes the sun and I say...It's all right...
Vincent Jackson:I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really bad!
Macy:I just stole Elesa's Modeling contracts!
May:My breasts were intentionally drawn on...
Max:i just started my journey with Ralts!
Morrison:I am the Lizard King!
Tyson:I like fried Blaziken from my dad's company!
Drew:Secretly, roses give me hives.
Robert:I'm just another OP Milotic user...
Harley:Oh Mistah J...
Solidad:I caught your Butterfree, your Lapras, your Pidgeot, and YOUR Shellder on my Slowbro. U Mad?
Dawniplup is evolving?!
Paul:I really don't kill 9000+ dead Growlithe every time I smile, do I? Because that would be awful!
Conway's Slowking on its trainer, telepathically:STEVE?!...He's a trooper...(props if you get the reference X 2)
Barry:SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nando:I opened for Roxie once...
Zoey: Does this suit make me look fat?
Kenny:Get loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes!
Ursula:Those poor unfortunate souls...
Tobias:No, owning two legendaries isn't a Deus Ex Machina.
Trip:I'm secretly Galvantula Man.
Iris:I'm black and proud of it.
Cilan:Let the music play!
Bianca:Hey Cheren, I haven't seen you since we started our journeys together!
Burgundy:Cilan you terrible, horrible wonderful man, will you marry this S-Class Connaisseuse?
Georgia:i wish, I wish with all my heart, to play with dragons in a land apart!
Stephan:It's Stefano...and I hate BARRELS!
Luke:I sold my movie and merchandising rights to Disney!
Cameron:Well, I'm the Superior Galvantula-Man!
Virgil:Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
Team Rocket section:
Jessie:I found my mom!
James:Jessibelle, will you marry me?!
Meowth:Meowth Meowth Meow!
Butch:It's Boehner!
Cassidy:Sundance film festival, here I come!
Ash:Alright, listen up you primitive screwheads...this is my BOOMSTICK!
Misty:I'm back, and I have a Surskit!
Brock:Yes we can...get a girlfriend!
Gary Oak:I hate that stupid swearing meme...
Tracey: Duh! He got hit in the head with two coconuts!
Ritchie
ARA BAILAR LA BAMBA!Casey:I hate Electivire!
Harrison:Here comes the sun...Here comes the sun and I say...It's all right...
Vincent Jackson:I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really bad!
Macy:I just stole Elesa's Modeling contracts!
May:My breasts were intentionally drawn on...
Max:i just started my journey with Ralts!
Morrison:I am the Lizard King!
Tyson:I like fried Blaziken from my dad's company!
Drew:Secretly, roses give me hives.
Robert:I'm just another OP Milotic user...
Harley:Oh Mistah J...
Solidad:I caught your Butterfree, your Lapras, your Pidgeot, and YOUR Shellder on my Slowbro. U Mad?
Dawn
iplup is evolving?!Paul:I really don't kill 9000+ dead Growlithe every time I smile, do I? Because that would be awful!
Conway's Slowking on its trainer, telepathically:STEVE?!...He's a trooper...(props if you get the reference X 2)
Barry:SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Nando:I opened for Roxie once...
Zoey: Does this suit make me look fat?
Kenny:Get loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes!
Ursula:Those poor unfortunate souls...
Tobias:No, owning two legendaries isn't a Deus Ex Machina.
Trip:I'm secretly Galvantula Man.
Iris:I'm black and proud of it.
Cilan:Let the music play!
Bianca:Hey Cheren, I haven't seen you since we started our journeys together!
Burgundy:Cilan you terrible, horrible wonderful man, will you marry this S-Class Connaisseuse?
Georgia:i wish, I wish with all my heart, to play with dragons in a land apart!
Stephan:It's Stefano...and I hate BARRELS!
Luke:I sold my movie and merchandising rights to Disney!
Cameron:Well, I'm the Superior Galvantula-Man!
Virgil:Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?
Team Rocket section:
Jessie:I found my mom!
James:Jessibelle, will you marry me?!
Meowth:Meowth Meowth Meow!
Butch:It's Boehner!
Cassidy:Sundance film festival, here I come!
SilverChiko
Protect The Smiles!
Ash: Hey Prof. Oak can I have Kingler transferred over
Kingler was forgotten
Kingler was forgotten
Minedreigon
A monument to all your sins
Ash: ahhh run its pikachu!
Pikachu: pika! (Ha ha sucker)
dawn: contests are rubbish, I'm going to challenge the gyms!
Ash: I want to be a top cordinater!
James: pikachu isn't worth it anymore, he isn't shiny
Jessie: ok, tell giovanni we give up
James:'we give up, sir!
Giovanni: well done! I quit too! I hate pikachu!
Bunery: bun! (Pikachu stinks I'd much rather date Oshawott.)
Pikachu: pika! (Ha ha sucker)
dawn: contests are rubbish, I'm going to challenge the gyms!
Ash: I want to be a top cordinater!
James: pikachu isn't worth it anymore, he isn't shiny
Jessie: ok, tell giovanni we give up
James:'we give up, sir!
Giovanni: well done! I quit too! I hate pikachu!
Bunery: bun! (Pikachu stinks I'd much rather date Oshawott.)
MidnightFennekin
Unwashed skank
Misty: Oh Ash! I love you!
Iris: I'm about to get a hair cut!
Oshawott: Osh-Osha-WOOOTTTTT!!!!!! (I'm gonna stop being an annoying screen-time waster!)
Ash: I'm actually gonna use my old Pokemon instead of weak new ones!
Ash v2: I'm gonna train Snivy!
Gary: Oh Ash! You're so much better then me! Here, take mysl*ts! cheerleaders!
Porygon2: Po, Po, Porygon2! (I appeared!)
PorygonZ: Po-Po-Rygon! Z! Z! ZZZZ!!!! (Me too!)
Cilan: I'm gonna get character development!
Palpitoad: Palpi! Toed-To! (I'm gonna get Screen Time!)
Dawn: Oh Ash! We bonded so well! Let's date!
May: I'm gonna settle down and date Drew!
Harley: I'm not gonna be a b!tch!
Drew: You know what? I'm sick of roses.
Tobias: I lost!
Ash v3: I'm not a Gary-Stu!
Gary v2: Hey! That's my name!
Ash v4: I'm sorry master Gary, you are so much superior to me. May I be your slave?
Iris: I'm about to get a hair cut!
Oshawott: Osh-Osha-WOOOTTTTT!!!!!! (I'm gonna stop being an annoying screen-time waster!)
Ash: I'm actually gonna use my old Pokemon instead of weak new ones!
Ash v2: I'm gonna train Snivy!
Gary: Oh Ash! You're so much better then me! Here, take my
Porygon2: Po, Po, Porygon2! (I appeared!)
PorygonZ: Po-Po-Rygon! Z! Z! ZZZZ!!!! (Me too!)
Cilan: I'm gonna get character development!
Palpitoad: Palpi! Toed-To! (I'm gonna get Screen Time!)
Dawn: Oh Ash! We bonded so well! Let's date!
May: I'm gonna settle down and date Drew!
Harley: I'm not gonna be a b!tch!
Drew: You know what? I'm sick of roses.
Tobias: I lost!
Ash v3: I'm not a Gary-Stu!
Gary v2: Hey! That's my name!
Ash v4: I'm sorry master Gary, you are so much superior to me. May I be your slave?
SilverChiko
Protect The Smiles!
Pikachu: Pika pika... (I hate this kid, I want to kill him)
Minedreigon
A monument to all your sins
Pikachu: Ri ri, richu!
SilverChiko
Protect The Smiles!
Max: I'm a lowlife nerd
May: Blaziken sucks
Blaziken: May... I hate you
May: Holy **** you can talk WTF
May: Blaziken sucks
Blaziken: May... I hate you
May: Holy **** you can talk WTF
insanityhand
Well-Known Member
Here is my example:
1. Giovanni: What have you guys been up to?
TR: Trying to catch you a Pikachu.
*He snaps and shows dozens behind him*
Giovanni: You're fired.
2. Ash: Professor, I need some Pokemon?
Oak: OK, how about Muk?
Ash: Nah, he stinks. He doesn't even have a fourth move.
Oak: I could get your Primeape.
Ash: I have a Promeape?
Oak: What's next, you forgot about your Kingler?
Ash: What's a Kingler?
Oak: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Tracy: I think my Marril became a fairy!
Oak: Nobody cares Tracy!
Tracy: Oh... (Turns away and leaves dejected as his MARRIL gives off fairy dust).
1. Giovanni: What have you guys been up to?
TR: Trying to catch you a Pikachu.
*He snaps and shows dozens behind him*
Giovanni: You're fired.
2. Ash: Professor, I need some Pokemon?
Oak: OK, how about Muk?
Ash: Nah, he stinks. He doesn't even have a fourth move.
Oak: I could get your Primeape.
Ash: I have a Promeape?
Oak: What's next, you forgot about your Kingler?
Ash: What's a Kingler?
Oak: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Tracy: I think my Marril became a fairy!
Oak: Nobody cares Tracy!
Tracy: Oh... (Turns away and leaves dejected as his MARRIL gives off fairy dust).
Ash: OK Pikachu, it's time you start spending time in your Pokeball.
Dawn: I admit it. I only traveled with Ash cause it was love at first sight.
Brock: So am I really a skirt chaser?
May: When I look at myself, I always ask am I REALLY 10 years old in the anime?
Iris: I'm such a little kid.
Cilan: When will I admit I find Iris so intriguing?
Misty: I'm glad I left when I did.
Max: So, when do I replace Ash as the MC? It was in my contract.
Dawn: I admit it. I only traveled with Ash cause it was love at first sight.
Brock: So am I really a skirt chaser?
May: When I look at myself, I always ask am I REALLY 10 years old in the anime?
Iris: I'm such a little kid.
Cilan: When will I admit I find Iris so intriguing?
Misty: I'm glad I left when I did.
Max: So, when do I replace Ash as the MC? It was in my contract.
Ash: I am done with this ****. Travelling around the world for 16 years while not aging and still I am no master. I should've marry Misty whilst I had a chance.
Pikachu: Battle is over. Time to get back to my pokeball.
Misty: What a cute little Spinarak :3 But not so cute as the cutest of them all - Pinsir!
Dawn: C'mon Piplup, evolve already! I don't want you to stay this useless for the rest of my poor life.
Giovanni (to Jessie and James): Bring me Raichu! Then I will admit you two are the cutest couple ever.
Brock: I am gay.
Pikachu: Battle is over. Time to get back to my pokeball.
Misty: What a cute little Spinarak :3 But not so cute as the cutest of them all - Pinsir!
Dawn: C'mon Piplup, evolve already! I don't want you to stay this useless for the rest of my poor life.
Giovanni (to Jessie and James): Bring me Raichu! Then I will admit you two are the cutest couple ever.
Brock: I am gay.
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