What would you do in this situation?

[Quintsa]

Everyone posts a random situation and at the end of their post it would say what they would do.

Ex:

Arceus appears in front of you and says "DIE!"

Next post:

Attack him with Elvis Presley's guitar

You score the game winning touchdown

Next post:

Scream "W00000000T!"

You are attacked by Team Rocket

Next post:

Fight them off with a golf club

Celebi learns blood magic and summons an army of demons which turn every Pokemon in sight into Shadow Pokemon. (Irony)

Next post:

Gather an army of Templars and yell "CHAAAAAAAAARGE!"

And so on.

Fist situation:
A pidgeotto wants to mug you and steal your food.

 

[nathandg0924]

Try to hunt it down if it ever dares.

Your pokemon team turns against you.

 

[Quintsa]

Put them back in their pokeball
Zigzagoon wants you blood and wants to attack you.

 

[cape]

Flee, i'm not goin' to catch one though.


your milotic transforms back to feebas

 

[Quintsa]

I shoot it in the head

A rayquaza wants to destroy the world

 

[Quintsa]

I shoot it in the head

A rayquaza wants to destroy the world

 

[Alter ego]

Chuck Norris and his almighty partner Arceus saves the world for us.

Magikarp wants to be your Starter Pokémon holding a Everstone.

 

[Flame Mistress]

Take away the Everstone.

Lyra wants to kiss you.

 

[SS_Ａｐｐｅｎｄ]

Let her. In your face PPL!

A bad egg hatches

 

[Gelatino95]

Cover your nose

You are riding on a Wailord's back... 5,000 meters underwater with no breathing apparatus

 

[Qmaz246]

Well, I wouldn't have rode on a wailord's back to that depth.

Your in trouble with your father for being on his computer.

 

[SS_Ａｐｐｅｎｄ]

I get off his computer

An exploding egg is about to drop on you.

 

[cape]

Blaze Kick it back

You're typing a long report and upon finishing it you find the caps lock is on

 

[SasoriSand]

Finish it and give it to the teacher regardless

You are digging a hole when you reach lava.

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Roast a marshmallow.

You're at an Internet café, looking up something, and a damn Shiny Reuniclus knocks your glass of chocolate milk into a black hole. WWYD?

 

[Not_A_Cyberbully]

I catch it!

A gyrados uses Dragon Rage on you!

 

[Mr. Marowak]

Gyarados' Attack missed!

[Wild *shiny* Luxio appeared!]

[What will YEW ϋ do?]
[Fight ........... PkMn]
[Items ............. Flee]

 

[toggles2]

toggles2 would run run run for his life life life and he would go go go fast fast fat.

toggles2 wants to know what you would do if your city one day experienced an earthquake and you were at schoolies and could not contact your parents.

 

[Loreni333]

Find Shelter, find someone who knows where to go, get away from glass and tall objects, try to call my parents, and hope for someone to find me before San Diego is destroyed.


You find a glitch in your pokemon white (You have one now) that when you fought the Kyreum in the chasam, a reshiram/kyreum morph appears! WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU DO!?

 

[Pir8Heart]

If I try to catch it, my game would probably crash. Boring, but I guess I would HAVE TO turn it off. Byebye cool morph.

You find a Mawile eating your furniture.