What Would You Do With That?

[mjunior3]

Hi! This is a game where you take turns posting an item, then the next poster says what they would do with it, and posts their own item. For example:

Poster 1: A Lugia

Poster 2: Wipe out my friends house.

An apple.

Poster 3: Eat it...

And so on.

Rules:

Normal SPPF rules apply
No trolling/flaming, or spamming the same item
Have fun!

I'll start with: A baseball bat

 

[Corrosion]

Keep it close to my bedroom door in case of robbers.

The classic: a lemon.

 

[Minedreigon]

Make a funny smile with it.

A light saber

 

[SoulMuse]

Keep it for self defense.

A spear.

 

[Minedreigon]

Hunt dear with it.

A wand.

 

[SoulMuse]

Break it.

A table.

 

[Minedreigon]

Throw it

A stone that allows immortality.

 

[Poetry]

Store it in a mirror until a guy with two faces comes along and ruins everything.

A broken TV remote.

 

[Minedreigon]

Snap it.

A cloak that allows invisibility

(Well, you clearly know Harry potter)

 

[Poetry]

Become invisible and stalk people for a while.

An badge which bears the letters "S.P.E.W"

(I don't know it. I pretty much live it).

 

[SoulMuse]

Melt it.

An empty bowl.

 

[Minedreigon]

Wreak it.

A sword.

(Like me then.)

 

[SoulMuse]

....let's not talk about that.

A pillow.

 

[Minedreigon]

Throw it at my bro.

An old hat.

 

[Pamizard]

*wear it then throw it into a river*

Kisame Hoshigaki from Naruto

 

[xXCobalionXx]

Learn what that is.

A piece of cheese.

 

[SilverChiko]

Cut it...

2013 Pagani Hyuara

 

[SoulMuse]

No clue what that is. File it away for research later one.

Rubbing alchohol.

 

[xXCobalionXx]

Drank! Dranks! Drank! IT'S A PARTY NOW!

A sledgehammer.

 

[mjunior3]

Smash stuff

A boomerang