hikari_blaze
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Genre: Humor and Insanity
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: Why so we always have to do this? Oh, well… I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. Happy now?
When Altarias Get Hyper
Flashbacks, Ketchup, and Sugar Rush
It was a peaceful day in bustling city of Celadon. The author, Sandy, along with her pokemon had traveled to the region of Kanto and they were staying in at the Celadon hotel called the ‘Rainbow Inn.’ Sandy had just left her Pokemon in her hotel room as she went out. “All right, stay in this room and… DON’T TOUCH THE SUGAR!” With that, she closed, err... slammed the door.
“Yeah, yeah, we know already…” Blaze Blaziken rolled his red eyes as he ruffled his red and yellow feathers.
“Yeah! That makes about…uh… 10 kazillion times!” Kip Swampert exclaimed, waving his blue arms, orange eyes filled with excitement and stupidity. He was a water/ground type pokemon with orange whiskers.
“Idiot, kazillion’s not even a word,” Sparky Plusle muttered as he also rolled his black eyes. His ears, which were red at the top, twitched.
“He is right. After all, Sandy does keep nagging us about staying away from sugar…” Skippy Beautifly agreed as she flew around the room with her vibrant wings of red, blue, and yellow and bright blue eyes.
“Whaddya know? Someone actually agrees with Kip!” Blaze remarked with sarcasm.
“Aw, shut up,” Skippy retorted at the sarcastic chicken. The room loomed with silence.
“Well… Sandy did say that no sugar is for our own good…” Azu Azumarill said, with his blue body with white bubbles and blue and red ears. He had a tail that was zigzagged and ended with a round blue ball.
“Why? I know a little bit of sugar won’t hurt…” Kip said.
“Because every time we eat sugar, we can’t get enough of it and get a sugar rush.” Taria Altaria chirped as she ruffled her white cotton wings. Her hazel eyes glimmered with amusement as she looked at her teammates and stretched her long blue neck.
“No, we don’t!” Blaze argued.
“Yes, we do!” You were just too hyper to remember what happened when you had too much sugar!” Kip exclaimed, “I remember it like it was a year ago…”
“It was a year ago,” Sparky muttered.
“Boy, time sure flies! Anyway…”
Flashback
It was a snowy day in December as the team went to the lake, which was frozen solid. “Let’s go skiing!” Kip cheered.
“We don’t know how to ski! Besides, people use this frozen lake as one of those ice rink thingy,” Skippy explained.
“I think it’s ice skating,” Azu said.
“Okay… Well, let’s go skiing!” Kip exclaimed and headed toward the lake, leaving his teammates thinking the same thing: ‘He doesn’t get it…’
“Blaze? You’ve been kinda quiet since we got here…” Azu asked, worried.
“I dunno. I kinda like it,” Sparky grinned.
“Blaze?” Skippy asked when all of the sudden, a flash of red and yellow flashed past them.
They turned to see that Blaze was at the lake. “Blaze, what are you- OH, CRA-!” Sparky started but stopped when he saw Blaze pick up a boy by the lake and threw him at a tree.
“Another evildoer is punished, thanks to… SUPERMAN! DADADA, DAAH!” Blaze yelled.
“Guys, I think Blaze is… hyper,” Skippy stared in shock.
“Oh, gee. What gave you that idea?” Sparky grumbled. They went to the lake.
“Blaze, sto-!” Sparky started but was interrupted when Blaze grabbed him.
“Quick, Robin! The joker had teamed up with the evil cheese, Chedder Guy! We need you as our sacrifice!”
“Now, listen here you overgrown turkey. I-!” Sparky didn’t get to finish for the third time as Blaze has already launched him into a tree. The unconscious Sparky got Tamato berries thrown at him by the Aipoms who lived in the tree. Also, one of the berries fell into his mouth, setting it on fire due to how spicy it was. Sparky immediately got conscious and started to run around the lake, spouting flames from his mouth and setting people’s butts on fire. Blaze turned and faced the rest of the team and his eyes grew wide.
“Oh, no! IT’S THE SERVANTS OF THE APOCALYSPE!” Blaze glared at them, “I WILL KILL YOU GUYS, AND AVENGE MY PARENTS’ DEATH!”
“Blaze is seriously hyper since he forgot his parents are alive at Littleroot,” Azu remarked.
“APOCALYSPE? WHERE!” Kip yelled when all of the sudden, he got dragged away from his teammates as Blaze chased after them and Sparky was still setting people on fire.
End Flashback
Blaze and Sparky just muttered things under their breath as their so-called ‘friends’ laughed at the memory.
“I’m hungry…” Blaze grumbled.
“Oh, I’ll get us something to eat!” Taria said and left the room. She wandered around the kitchen of the hotel when she spotted something sticking out the cabinet.
“What’s that…?” She looked around to see if anyone was around and you know what they say: Curiosity gets the cat. Altaria opened the door by grabbing the doorknob with her beak and slowly opened it. It was…HOLY MILTANK!
This cabinet had 10 bags of sugar, 15 cups of coffee, and 20 jars of Pecha berries. Taria loves Pecha berries. Her right eye twitched. She remembered her owner’s words.
DON’T TOUCH THE SUGAR!
Torn between her love for sugar and her respect for her owner, she came to the only decision. What they don’t know can’t hurt them, right? Just a little bit…
Just a little.
Sounds simple.
She tore a bag of sugar open a little and ate about a tablespoon of the substance. She took her head out of the bag, turned around, and looked back at the bag of sugar.
Maybe just little more…
Before she knew, she ate all the sugar, pecha berries, and coffee. She started twitching.
“Whoa, that was weird. And…” She didn’t finished when all of the sudden she shot up, crashing through the roof, yelling, “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Where’d Taria?” Skippy asked, seeing as her friend hasn’t returned with food in an hour.
“Dunno,” Azu said when suddenly, the door opened with a slam so hard, it fell off its hinges, startling the pokemon.
She grinned widely in a creepy way and yelled VERY LOUD, “HEELLLLLOOOO!” Everyone had to cover their ears.
“About time you got back…” Sparky grumbled, rubbing his ears.
“Did you bring back any food?” Blaze asked. Taria stayed silent as she held out a hot dog with her wing.
“Yay! Hot dog-” Azu started when Taria threw the hot dog at his face. “AAAAH! I’M BLINDED BY A STICK OF MEAT ON A BUN!” He ran into the bathtub filled with water and sighed.
“Taria, what’s gotten into you?” Skippy exclaimed.
“Nothing! Stay away you servants of the apocalypse!” She warned and took out a bottle of ketchup in a threatening way. “I got KETCHUP!”
“Like that’s scary?” Blaze remarked.
Taria shot ketchup at Kip and being the idiot he is, he yelled, “I’M BLINDED BY THE TOMATO WHICH HAS BEEN FORMED INTO A CONTINENT! HELP! CALL 118!”
“You’ll never get me alive, coppers! HAHAHA!” Taria flew out the window at rapid speed.
To Be Continued
Rated: PG
Disclaimer: Why so we always have to do this? Oh, well… I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. Happy now?
When Altarias Get Hyper
Flashbacks, Ketchup, and Sugar Rush
It was a peaceful day in bustling city of Celadon. The author, Sandy, along with her pokemon had traveled to the region of Kanto and they were staying in at the Celadon hotel called the ‘Rainbow Inn.’ Sandy had just left her Pokemon in her hotel room as she went out. “All right, stay in this room and… DON’T TOUCH THE SUGAR!” With that, she closed, err... slammed the door.
“Yeah, yeah, we know already…” Blaze Blaziken rolled his red eyes as he ruffled his red and yellow feathers.
“Yeah! That makes about…uh… 10 kazillion times!” Kip Swampert exclaimed, waving his blue arms, orange eyes filled with excitement and stupidity. He was a water/ground type pokemon with orange whiskers.
“Idiot, kazillion’s not even a word,” Sparky Plusle muttered as he also rolled his black eyes. His ears, which were red at the top, twitched.
“He is right. After all, Sandy does keep nagging us about staying away from sugar…” Skippy Beautifly agreed as she flew around the room with her vibrant wings of red, blue, and yellow and bright blue eyes.
“Whaddya know? Someone actually agrees with Kip!” Blaze remarked with sarcasm.
“Aw, shut up,” Skippy retorted at the sarcastic chicken. The room loomed with silence.
“Well… Sandy did say that no sugar is for our own good…” Azu Azumarill said, with his blue body with white bubbles and blue and red ears. He had a tail that was zigzagged and ended with a round blue ball.
“Why? I know a little bit of sugar won’t hurt…” Kip said.
“Because every time we eat sugar, we can’t get enough of it and get a sugar rush.” Taria Altaria chirped as she ruffled her white cotton wings. Her hazel eyes glimmered with amusement as she looked at her teammates and stretched her long blue neck.
“No, we don’t!” Blaze argued.
“Yes, we do!” You were just too hyper to remember what happened when you had too much sugar!” Kip exclaimed, “I remember it like it was a year ago…”
“It was a year ago,” Sparky muttered.
“Boy, time sure flies! Anyway…”
Flashback
It was a snowy day in December as the team went to the lake, which was frozen solid. “Let’s go skiing!” Kip cheered.
“We don’t know how to ski! Besides, people use this frozen lake as one of those ice rink thingy,” Skippy explained.
“I think it’s ice skating,” Azu said.
“Okay… Well, let’s go skiing!” Kip exclaimed and headed toward the lake, leaving his teammates thinking the same thing: ‘He doesn’t get it…’
“Blaze? You’ve been kinda quiet since we got here…” Azu asked, worried.
“I dunno. I kinda like it,” Sparky grinned.
“Blaze?” Skippy asked when all of the sudden, a flash of red and yellow flashed past them.
They turned to see that Blaze was at the lake. “Blaze, what are you- OH, CRA-!” Sparky started but stopped when he saw Blaze pick up a boy by the lake and threw him at a tree.
“Another evildoer is punished, thanks to… SUPERMAN! DADADA, DAAH!” Blaze yelled.
“Guys, I think Blaze is… hyper,” Skippy stared in shock.
“Oh, gee. What gave you that idea?” Sparky grumbled. They went to the lake.
“Blaze, sto-!” Sparky started but was interrupted when Blaze grabbed him.
“Quick, Robin! The joker had teamed up with the evil cheese, Chedder Guy! We need you as our sacrifice!”
“Now, listen here you overgrown turkey. I-!” Sparky didn’t get to finish for the third time as Blaze has already launched him into a tree. The unconscious Sparky got Tamato berries thrown at him by the Aipoms who lived in the tree. Also, one of the berries fell into his mouth, setting it on fire due to how spicy it was. Sparky immediately got conscious and started to run around the lake, spouting flames from his mouth and setting people’s butts on fire. Blaze turned and faced the rest of the team and his eyes grew wide.
“Oh, no! IT’S THE SERVANTS OF THE APOCALYSPE!” Blaze glared at them, “I WILL KILL YOU GUYS, AND AVENGE MY PARENTS’ DEATH!”
“Blaze is seriously hyper since he forgot his parents are alive at Littleroot,” Azu remarked.
“APOCALYSPE? WHERE!” Kip yelled when all of the sudden, he got dragged away from his teammates as Blaze chased after them and Sparky was still setting people on fire.
End Flashback
Blaze and Sparky just muttered things under their breath as their so-called ‘friends’ laughed at the memory.
“I’m hungry…” Blaze grumbled.
“Oh, I’ll get us something to eat!” Taria said and left the room. She wandered around the kitchen of the hotel when she spotted something sticking out the cabinet.
“What’s that…?” She looked around to see if anyone was around and you know what they say: Curiosity gets the cat. Altaria opened the door by grabbing the doorknob with her beak and slowly opened it. It was…HOLY MILTANK!
This cabinet had 10 bags of sugar, 15 cups of coffee, and 20 jars of Pecha berries. Taria loves Pecha berries. Her right eye twitched. She remembered her owner’s words.
DON’T TOUCH THE SUGAR!
Torn between her love for sugar and her respect for her owner, she came to the only decision. What they don’t know can’t hurt them, right? Just a little bit…
Just a little.
Sounds simple.
She tore a bag of sugar open a little and ate about a tablespoon of the substance. She took her head out of the bag, turned around, and looked back at the bag of sugar.
Maybe just little more…
Before she knew, she ate all the sugar, pecha berries, and coffee. She started twitching.
“Whoa, that was weird. And…” She didn’t finished when all of the sudden she shot up, crashing through the roof, yelling, “WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
“Where’d Taria?” Skippy asked, seeing as her friend hasn’t returned with food in an hour.
“Dunno,” Azu said when suddenly, the door opened with a slam so hard, it fell off its hinges, startling the pokemon.
She grinned widely in a creepy way and yelled VERY LOUD, “HEELLLLLOOOO!” Everyone had to cover their ears.
“About time you got back…” Sparky grumbled, rubbing his ears.
“Did you bring back any food?” Blaze asked. Taria stayed silent as she held out a hot dog with her wing.
“Yay! Hot dog-” Azu started when Taria threw the hot dog at his face. “AAAAH! I’M BLINDED BY A STICK OF MEAT ON A BUN!” He ran into the bathtub filled with water and sighed.
“Taria, what’s gotten into you?” Skippy exclaimed.
“Nothing! Stay away you servants of the apocalypse!” She warned and took out a bottle of ketchup in a threatening way. “I got KETCHUP!”
“Like that’s scary?” Blaze remarked.
Taria shot ketchup at Kip and being the idiot he is, he yelled, “I’M BLINDED BY THE TOMATO WHICH HAS BEEN FORMED INTO A CONTINENT! HELP! CALL 118!”
“You’ll never get me alive, coppers! HAHAHA!” Taria flew out the window at rapid speed.
To Be Continued
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