Because they're out to get me, and the opportunity came up. Not to mention, it was trespassing.
Profesco said:Going off the assumption that deer cannot read "no trespassing" signs, what makes you think they're out to get you? o_o
Well, as if them being as creepy as all get-out and watching me from the mountainsides all smug-like when they think I don't know they're watching weren't enough, they deliberately try to kill me by running me off the roads when I'm driving by jumping out in front of me. These are depraved, irrational animals, seeing as they're willing to risk suicide just to get at my throat. In other words, they're the radical Muslims of the animal kingdom.
That aside, I was not aware that one needed any particular reason to bludgeon wildlife.