When Nature Strikes!

[Yellow Torterra]

I got sexually harassed by a goose last summer.
And apparently, roaches know of my irrational fear towards them, since they swarm in my room at night.

 

[GrizzlyB]

Except for their patented "in the headlights" expression, deer do not seem capable of facial expressions and esoteric feelings like smugness (outside the occasional Disney movie, I mean).

That's what they want you to think. You've already been roped in. See, it's because of ignorance like this that deer will have wiped out half of humanity by 2040 (according to their projections, anyway).

If you'd stop looking at those mountainside deer anyway, you wouldn't notice whether they were staring at you or not.

Conceding another victory to the deer, are we? Because if I did that, they would be able to shoot me right in the head.

But seriously, it's nervewracking when they do that, because even if you're not looking at them, you know they're looking at you anyway. Like, really. You live in a big city area, right? I just can't believe that you've never encountered a judgmental pigeon in your life.

Gosh, it's like dealing with squabbling kids in a car.

So's your face.

I also wonder if deer are the radical Muslims of the animal kingdom, which kingdom are the actual radical Muslims the radical Muslims of?

I think that they belong to the prokaryote kingdom.

 

[PsychedelicJellyfish]

Speaking of geese and the like, I was feeding a swan when I was about 3 and it got my arm down it's throat, along with the food...

...You win.

Because I forgot to mention, I was once very nearly defecated on by a pigeon. It was... a very, very mind-destroying experience.

Meh, a pigeon and a seagull have got me. And it gets worse, the seagull went for MY HAIR D:

I think that they belong to the prokaryote kingdom.

Prokaryotes are a domain containing the bacteria, not a kingdom... [/nerd]

 

[rekreatur]

A dalmatian tried to fuck me.

 

[Disaster_Lord]

3 years ago a parrot entered our house at 3am...we captured and it became our pet...it was amazingly smart wihtin 2 months he knew nearly all my swears and yelled em towards everyone(epic fun)... and even some parts of songs...seriouslya parrot saying exit light whenever i played enter the sendman in my dvd or in my piano was amusing...its a shame that it passed away 9 months ago...the vet said it was a flu or something...damm i miss galleta(cookie in spanish lame name i know)...

 

[Starlight Aurate]

I also had a horse eat my hair when I was little; apparently it thought my hair was hay.

 

[ShinyPichu4Ever]

Seeing all the freshly fallen snow outside after it's snowed REALLY hard It looks so beautiful... and then me and my friends go outside and ruin it ^_^

 

[Profesco]

That's what they want you to think. You've already been roped in. See, it's because of ignorance like this that deer will have wiped out half of humanity by 2040 (according to their projections, anyway).

If their main way of attacking humanity is through suicidal car accidents, then even if they do manage to cause the deaths of 4 billion people, their own numbers will be nearly as depleted. Also, how do they have projections? They're deer.

Conceding another victory to the deer, are we? Because if I did that, they would be able to shoot me right in the head.

They'd need thumbs to do that, wouldn't they?

But seriously, it's nervewracking when they do that, because even if you're not looking at them, you know they're looking at you anyway. Like, really. You live in a big city area, right? I just can't believe that you've never encountered a judgmental pigeon in your life.

I've moved to a more suburban residence as of now, but our pigeons and our deer are quite innocuous. In fact, the pigeons have been known to be extremely gracious and unassuming - not once have they cast an appraising glance at the welfare moms and their crack babies. And the deer come around often, but stay well away from guns and cars.

So's your face.

Wanna take this outside, GrizzlyPunk?

I think that they belong to the prokaryote kingdom.

Oh. No wonder it's so hard to pin them down at the center, then, considering they have no nuclei.