When Pokemon Attack! Game

[UltaFlame]

i was walking down the road innnocently when *sob* a little kid pointed a 4millimeter to *sob* my forehead "give me your pokemon *sob*now he says" after my charizard *sob* popped out and used a dragon claw killing the young child as the trigger was *sob* pulled pumping through*sob*my best partner *sob* was a bullet *sob he was shot! *sob* i carried it to Nurse Joy at the Pokecenter *sob* because *sob* because the pokeball wouldn't work Nurse Joy tells me its to late *cries for a day.

np is attacked bye a zombie pikachu

 

[kyogre king]

I was walking in a grave yard when all the sudden i got mugged by a zombie pikachu wtf

NP get's robbed by ash

 

[psyblazer_ex]

I was walking down the street when he asked If he could have money I said No and he Told me He's gotta catcht them all.He was so pathetic he gave hiis good Pokemon away and kept the medium ones so I let him have50 bucks and he went screaming he stole it.


NP gets attacked by MagiCarp that only knows splash

 

[SlipKnoT]

I was walking and *sniff* Magikarp came out and splashed all over me!It was *sniff* terrible!
NP gets attack by Zapdos

 

[Rheine]

When i playing my LF, it comes out from the screen and eats my brains

NP is attacked by Duplica

 

[~*Nobody*~]

^Thats not a Pokemon.

NP gets attacked by... Espeon

 

[ΩOmega WeavileΩ]

I was...*sniff* in the movie theaters when...*wahhhh sniff*...an Espeon came out and bit me all over...*sob*...I tried to stop the bleeding but it lifted me using its telekenetic powers and threw me against the wall...*hysterical crying*...Im so glad you guys could listen to me in my time of need, *sniff* Huh...oh no, its back...NO! HAVE MERCY ON MEEEEEE! *dies*

NP gets attacked by Mew.

 

[Rheine]

Well, i was playing with my Mew plushie, and OMFG it lives! It bites me

NP is attacked by Rozureido

 

[~*Nobody*~]

I had my prized Rosila and I was in SHinou, it evolved but seemed to take on a different personallity! She attacked me with secret power! I was pinned to a tree for hours! *crying* but then it came back and used secret power again! My arms are broken! Thank you for listening in MY time of need!

Np gets attacked by... Perap

 

[psyblazer_ex]

I was just acting normal you know getting a sneasel costume and stealing birds eggs from nest when this big bird came and used some unknown attack like a big Musical Note!

NP gets attacked by a socially retarded Jigglypuff

 

[kyogre king]

I was at McDonalds when i saw a retarded jigglypuff trying to eat the counter
NP gets punched in the face by max

 

[Redsoxpsyco]

I was looking for some new glasses at LensCrafters, when suddenly this little midjet in a green shirt jumps out and socks me in the face, then he was gone.

Next person gets attacked by a Meowth who smokes

 

[ΩOmega WeavileΩ]

I was...in the bathroom...washing my hands...when a crime boss chain smoking Meowth held a gun up to me and...*sob* shot me in the head twelve times then...*sniff*...then told me that I..was supposed to pay him 300...*dies*

NP gets kissed by a Jynx. (Yes, thats supposed to be horrible)

 

[~*Nobody*~]

OOH THE HORRER! I was in Ice Path and IT came and just KISSED ME! OH THE HORRER! I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!

NP gets mauled be a foot ball playing Charmander!

 

[UltaFlame]

i was just passing by the foot ball field when a charmander comes up and assaults me i am now in the hospital just a talking brain (not i'm fully bodied but just cut and maimed all over) but i will LIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE

np is attacked by giovanni

 

[Expert Socky]

I went into the Viridian Gym to get my Earth Badge right? So I walk in and it's all dark."Anyone here?" I asked oblivious that Giovanni himself was behind me with a ping-pong paddle and oh It's just too horrible!

np is attack by an ugly milotic.

 

[UltaFlame]

i fly above the water where feebas are known to appear waiting for a pokemon to appear when sudden;y a milotic jumps out and its ugly! it kills al my pokemon and me!

 

[rotrum]

no pokemon the np will be robbed by an extremly slow in every way ;222;

 

[UltaFlame]

i was asleep and i woke up all hurt and stuff to see a corsola fire an ice beam and freeze me to death it was apparently slow cuz it had taken a long time for the ice beam to hit

EDIT: next player attacked by a zombie latios!

 

[rotrum]

i was walking and sudenly a zombie latios comes and picks me up and flies up then drops me

the np will be robbed by a living ;355; and slow electirike