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When Pokemon Attack! Game

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UltaFlame

I'm weird accept it
oh gods a livind duskull ahhhhhh! is all i remember then i was hideousl killed by a bolt of lightning then an electrike showed up and took all my items

np was murdered y oak and ash and all thier friends!
 
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Raticate

Jax the Crazy One
-is a ghost- I was walking down to the store when some old man and some twerpy kid held a knife to my heart. Well, I'd like to block the rrrest out of your memory. He..he..killed me...

NP gets hurt by a 30000 Ft Tyranitar.
 
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Blaziken's Flamelord

The Ultimate Power
Okay, so there I was, walking in the mountains, when a Tyranitar jumped out and used Hyper beam right in front of me. I barely managed to get away.

NP gets killed by an extremely weak Feebas.
 
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Reubo

Yeah, baby!
I..I was eating this Feebas and all of a sudden I choked on it's bone! Oh, *sniffle* *sob* it was horrible!!! I-I'll be needing extra therapy...

NP gets attacked by a Nidoqueen with breast implants.
 
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Blaziken's Flamelord

The Ultimate Power
Okay, there I was, walking through Viridian Forest, when a Nidoqueen with a HUGE chest attacks me! The chest...oh the horror! THE HORROR!

NP gets killed by a dead Wurmple.
 
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Reubo

Yeah, baby!
Ohh... I-I... opened my package of bubble gum... w-when a DITTO jumped out at me and lodged itself in my throat and ch-choked me to death!

NP get's attacked by TWO Nidoqueens with breast implants.
 
octoboy

octoboy

I Crush Everything
Well, I'd been talking to this woman at the supermarket, and these 2 nidoqueens came up and attacked her because she had breasts bigger than them and they'd just had implants. I tried to send out my pokemon to stop them, but they *sniff* Stepped on their poke-balls and released them all. Then they sat on my head! I want my pokemon back! WAAAAAAAAHHH!

Next pokemon is attacked by Nurse Joy.
 
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