When you run out of cable...

[leafme]

and when you die you haunt your sister

 

[WizardTrubbish]

When you haunt your sister, she calls ghost busters.

 

[leafme]

When she calls ghost busters you get busted

dont get busted by your sister

 

[AmericanPi]

When you join the Dark Side...

 

[oarfish]

when you join the dark side....

you see all their amazing dark type pokemon....

 

[Kutie Pie]

When you see all of their amazing Dark types, you realize you only have Psychics you caught back in Cerulean Cave.

 

[Corrosion]

When you realize that you only have Psychics you caught in Cerulean Cave, you despair.

 

[Kutie Pie]

When you despair, you get teenage angst.

 

[Corrosion]

When you get teenage angst, you attract thousands of fan-girls.

 

[leafme]

when you attract thousands of fan girls you jump of a cliff

 

[Z-nogyroP]

When you jump off a cliff, you go splat.

Don't go splat.

When you catch a shiny with Pokerus...

 

[oarfish]

you want to trade your shiny pokemon with pokerus for a flawless shiny. ....

 

[Zero Nexus]

And then your game cartridge freezes.

 

[leafme]

when you game freezes you go insane and toss it into a volcano

 

[oarfish]

when you toss your game into a volcano, you die from smoke inhalation.

Don't die from smoke inhalation.

....the past few strayed a lot......

hmmm....

 

[leafme]

when you eat a farfetch'd with its leek

 

[oarfish]

you accidentally swallow the leek whole.........

 

[leafme]

when you accidentally swallow The leek whole you choke

 

[oarfish]

when you choke, you are rushed to the hospital.

 

[leafme]

when you are rushed to the hospital you go into a coma