When you run out of cable...

[leafme]

when your bed is an electronic graveyard you are over run with electronic grave diggers

 

[oarfish]

when^that happens, you sue the random gravediggers that must have materialized from a parallel dimension (wth?)

 

[leafme]

when you sue gravediggers they hit you with their shovels

 

[oarfish]

when they hit you with their mysterious parallel dimensional shovels, you wonder why there is a dimensional rift over your bed.......

 

[leafme]

when you wonder about the rift you jump in it

 

[oarfish]

when you jump in it, your legs are healed and you appear in a parallel universe.

 

[leafme]

when you arrive in parallel universe your leg gets injured again when a totodile bite it

 

[oarfish]

when that happens, you realize that you are in the pokemon world.

 

[leafme]

when you realise u r in a pokemon world u realise u r in PJs and the only pokemon left in the lab is pikachu

 

[oarfish]

when you choose Pikachu, you realize that you ARE Ash Ketchum.

 

[leafme]

when you relise u r ash you wish u were Gary

 

[oarfish]

when you wish you were gary, you challenge him to a battle.

 

[leafme]

when you challenge gary to a battle you lose the battle and about 500 poki

 

[oarfish]

when you lose the battle, you become determined to challenge gyms.

 

[leafme]

when that happens you get attacked by spearow

 

[oarfish]

when you get attacked by a spearow, you gain experience.

 

[leafme]

when you gain experiance u become cocky

 

[oarfish]

when you become cocky, you challenge Aspertia's gym.

 

[leafme]

how did you warp from pallet to unova without any badges or HMs
when you challenge an Aspertia's gym. you win Barely

 

[oarfish]

since when were we in Kanto?

when you win, you decide to travel the unova region.