It is I, Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! I shall review this episode that is of Pokemon, just as I shall command you to buy the game that contains the fury that is released next week - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story! Starring I, the great Fawful! I HAVE FURY!
"The Worst Togepi in History"? Surely not worse than Fawful! It's life that I spit upon is now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! Fink-rat! This episode features the pitfall trap that is classic, which the gang falls for like brainless cats who are too dumb to know they are stupid. Just listen to the cackle of the Togepi-ness! Reminds Fawful of his former master, Cackletta. Alas, I am now beefless. Fawful is lacking in beef. But I will return. I LAUGH AT DEAT! I FIGHT WITH RAGE! I HURT YOUR FACES!
Ahem...do forgive Fawful. I must pay more attentiveness to the episode that is filler of epic scale. Togepi interferes with the Team that shares the name Rocket, who have not readiness for this. The repeated comedy of the gang that is brainless falling down relies on the viewer having even less of the brains to find funny. Like many angry sunbeams of rage, this Togepi would make a fine minion of diabolicalness. Meowth catches the fire and I can only think of one phrase that is my own - "Ouch! Hotness! IT IS THE OVERHEAT!"
The gang that I hate finally realizes that the true meaning of Togepi gives them fear and confusion. They are idiots of foolishness! They must accept the defeating! But they do not, and now is when Togepi rams them. The hypnotized Pokemon will be the bread that makes the sandwich of Togepi's desires! And an epic space battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! THE MUSTARD OF YOUR DOOM!
The wizard that is Iwane has overdone the CG of spectacularity, Fawful says. Now Togepi tastes the finale, when carelessness opens a door to a comeback not expected by it! At last, Rayquaza's entrance with drama! That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats their pathetic comeback that I scoff at! You are all of insignificance to the mighty Fawful! Fink-rats, all of you! And a parachute of convenience? This episode is not even worth finishing to know the conclusion of happiness of which I do not have the care to find out! I have fury! Buy Fawful's game next week!
(Breaking character here at the end, this was actually one of the more entertaining episodes in recent history, despite the blatant last-minute HGSS plugging and...well, the complete lack of sense much of the episode made. Nothing super remarkable, but the concept alone of an evil Togepi is entertaining enough.)